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TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

people that get their pets high should be dumped in a shallow grave

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May 25, 2010

Jonny 290 posted:

a:waste of drugs b: they react poorly to them

c cats have their own drug that they sell in the pet aisle

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

ShinsoBEAM! posted:

Cat:"Survival of the fittest" :smug:

more like survival of the kittehs

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

fork bomb posted:

cat does not want rick rolled

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6gJYnTd7oY

swate

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

i have 5 cats

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

maine coone catte

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Kittens are cute but realistically they're going to get adopted by someone else if you don't adopt them.

Turnover of non-kittens at shelters is glacially slow...there are cats at the shelter I volunteer at that have been living in the same room since I first started

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

PREG NET posted:

yeah, and i bet you see some of the kittens come back after a few months to hang with the old timers

i know i do :smith:

With kittens? No, but I have seen instances of people returning a cat to the shelter after a couple of months like it's a broken tv or something

one cat got returned 3-4 times because he kept pooping on the floor. Turned out he had colon cancer :(

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

PREG NET posted:

heh, one of my current cats was returned because he kept attacking people's faces and dogs.

dude owns.

People are strange about pet adoptions. Apparently some woman came in saying 'I don't care how the cat looks, I just want a cat that's friendly and likes to snuggle.'

She walked out with the long-haired Siamese that hissed at all the volunteers

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Jewish Pokemon posted:

i can has cheezburger dot com <:iamafag:~

cats are racist, especially grey ones

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

flyboi posted:

torties are #1 they got tortitude

And they have a signature stretch

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

graph posted:





this is me irl

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

i think your cat's dead dude

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Just living in an apartment will wreck it if everything is cheaply built

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

rotor posted:

that's the way i worked, but sorry, if you have a buncha cats then I'm gonna want a small fortune as a deposit.

so in other words:

if your cats gently caress poo poo up i keep all your money
if your cats don't gently caress poo poo up i keep all your money

might as well just let my cats gently caress poo poo up if im paying for it either way

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

my cattes are all high on some nip atm

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Sniep posted:

easy 30 minute meals the whole family will love

kittens aren't for eating, dumbass

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

relative_q posted:

dis is my catte, we moved a week ago so he has been kinda freakin out, but he still owns



this catte

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

with five cats there are always at least two fighting, one chewing on something, one barfing on something, and one resting because he's just finished his rotation

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Sweeper posted:

why would you own 5 cats

being a sucker for strays that show up

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Best part about having pizza for dinner is having pizza for breakfast the next morn

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Bagel Bites gently caress YEAH

Except the cheese ones

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

deviant. posted:

yeah their big change in their recipe was to drip butter into the crust :lol:

I thought they changed the sauce too

Dominoes is bland as gently caress, it's not bad, it's just not good...it's hard to have an opinion on it

I ordered it for the first time in like 20 years a while back and was like 'Welp, now I know what it tastes like, no need to ever order it again'

The weird thing is that when you walk into a Dominoes it doesn't smell like anything

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Carcasonne spotted

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

hot dog meat burger posted:

set that dumb cat on fire

set your dumb computer on fire

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010




...

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Shaggar posted:

cats that dont like 2 go outside are wierd.

I have one cat that's terrified of the outdoors and one that won't go out unless you take him out

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Sniep posted:

cattes that look like hitler dot whatever

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Shaggar posted:

works fine for me in IE8. maybe u should upgrade your browser?

maybe you should upgrade your posting

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

I have a catte with displasia. He walks a little better than those cattes

He also snorts because he's got some kind of nasal blockage and has to breathe through he mouth

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

If you don't think cattes are the best, I don't even know what to say to you

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

hot dog meat burger posted:

he stinks

Yeah, actually, he does stink. I always say you can't tell one end from the other based on smell

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

unleash the unicorn posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCJrg4kLYxU

some1 maek gif out of the part where his head pops up

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Star War Sex Parrot posted:

gang tags are no more, sorry

Man, every time we get something cool it gets taken away

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Derpes Simplex posted:



can't make gifs sry

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Jonny 290 posted:

did u know that before the early 20th century all cats were black white or shades of gray

its true

Srsly?

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Kirk posted:

what about a nice catbernet

I ate his liver with some meow mix and a nice catsip

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May 25, 2010

pik_d posted:

Soccer teams at that age always put the slow fat kid in goal. Were you slow and fat?

He's slow and fat now

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