Catface Catplace: hello dumbass, please do okay

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Tricky Ed: Aug 18, 2010; It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.

Shifty Pony posted:

ok everyone, own up. who here likes cattes?

Me. I like cattes. I like all them catte.

This here one is a feral kitten that was briefly captured by my sister before the mother came and took her and the rest of the litter away. She tried to locate/trap them but couldn't ever find them again.

# ¿ Jul 21, 2013 08:13

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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 00:17

Tricky Ed: Aug 18, 2010; It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.

I've long believed that 1) The right cat finds you when you need it, and 2) Cats will tell you their names (but Olive is a pretty cool name tbh).

Also I need to have been packed like an hour ago but I am reading about cats on the internet and this is pretty danged important.

Here is a cat. It was taken near Lake Van but it is not a Van Cat. This was as close as it would let me get.

# ¿ Jul 30, 2013 07:51

Tricky Ed: Aug 18, 2010; It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.

Star War Sex Parrot posted:

this pic was great

Sarabi!

This was a good catte picture.

Also all catte pictures are good.

# ¿ Nov 19, 2013 18:56

Tricky Ed: Aug 18, 2010; It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.

Good luck, Gizmo. Get better fast.

# ¿ Nov 22, 2013 18:53

Tricky Ed: Aug 18, 2010; It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.

MindSet posted:

Windows FE (feline edition)

These guys are constantly :catstare:

and I love it.

Also all cats.

# ¿ Dec 15, 2013 19:09

Tricky Ed: Aug 18, 2010; It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.

axolotl farmer posted:

no Everyone liked my last Trophield strip

Corrected.

Post all cattes and catte artte.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2014 18:25

Tricky Ed: Aug 18, 2010; It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.

Rino posted:

so far, catte has:

1. tried eating my roommate's dinner by sticking her face in it
2. knocked my boyfriend's phone off his desk

a good catte

Autumn
Jacqueline/Jackie/Jackee

Or just live with her a few more days. I've heard that a cat will always tell you its name.

(Post more catte)

# ¿ Jan 18, 2014 06:38

Tricky Ed: Aug 18, 2010; It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.

SynthOrange posted:

going by the clock, it looks like I spent the last hour petting puss puss face.

As is right and proper.

# ¿ Jan 25, 2014 08:21

Tricky Ed: Aug 18, 2010; It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.

Stop it, cancer. You are a jerk.

Stop it right now.

Jerkface.

# ¿ Feb 1, 2014 04:53

Tricky Ed: Aug 18, 2010; It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.

JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

https://vimeo.com/85669478

Those paws are huge. Walt is the best. (all cats are the best)

# ¿ Feb 2, 2014 22:25

Tricky Ed: Aug 18, 2010; It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.

Funhilde posted:

It is suddenly very dusty in my living room.

Yours too?

God drat it. Cancer can gently caress right off.

The important thing to remember is that Cabot isn't feeling dread or unease about the future. He's a cat. Just keep him happy and loved and playful as long as he feels like it and he'll have the best life a cat can have. Every day's just as special to him as it is for you. Maybe even more.

Now I've got to do something about this dust...

# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 07:12

Tricky Ed: Aug 18, 2010; It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.

Current

status: Getting recognized.

Godspeed, little guy. gently caress cancer.

# ¿ Mar 8, 2014 08:02

Tricky Ed: Aug 18, 2010; It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.

beatlegs posted:

Yeah...he's not done with this piece of poo poo world yet

Hell yes. Stay awesome, OC.

# ¿ Mar 27, 2014 05:30

Tricky Ed: Aug 18, 2010; It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.

JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

goddammit walter

Spotted belly... spotted.

# ¿ Mar 31, 2014 05:11

Tricky Ed: Aug 18, 2010; It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.

Sweet As Sin posted:

Holy poo poo guys, you are so generous. THANK YOU. I am footing the bill right now because I am the man of the house and have a good engineering job, but seriously, HOLY poo poo you made my week with your generosity. My heart grew two sizes and I'm gonna die thanks to you

I came home yesterday to Luisfe telling me about a dying catte, which I thought was my friend's because she lost hers the same day. I was horrified and convinced him to call our vet ASAP and see if he could at least euthanize him, which he did and you know how things turned out!

He was in such bad shape I thought he was gone for sure. I even got really low blood pressure at the vet and had to lay down for a while, I couldn't bear it.

As you can see, he is WAY better right now. He's the chillest cat ever, extremely loving and grateful. He has such a nice character, that if we don't find his owners, we already have a home lined up for him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zdfJOgbhV4

I'd love to keep him but Gollum is a bitch and I love her mad fuzzy butt, so no way. I'd call him Queso.

This is his bell, look at how messed up it is!

And on another happy note, my friend did find her catte.

That purr. Mein Gott.

So glad this has gone so well so far.

# ¿ Apr 10, 2014 05:13

Tricky Ed: Aug 18, 2010; It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.

Swolegoat posted:

yospos i need help. i will be introducing my cat to an dog. how do this.

If you can, put (cheap) pillowcases or mini-blankets or something on where both the cat and dog sleep for a few days (so they smell like them), and then swap the cloths so that they can get used to each other's smell before meeting. Then make sure the cat has places to observe the dog from afar/above before forcing a meeting on the ground level. Also make sure you've got a way to separate them if things get physical.

Then throw all this advice out because cats and dogs hate doing whatever it is you prepared for in any situation ever.

# ¿ Apr 15, 2014 08:52

Tricky Ed: Aug 18, 2010; It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.

JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

Cattes think only of murder

This is why they purr

# ¿ Apr 29, 2014 03:00

Tricky Ed: Aug 18, 2010; It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.

mod sassinator posted:

oh drat, this is the cat of the year:

"You're reckless, Cat Cop. You can't just tackle someone without reading them their rights!"

"What about the rights of that little girl?"

# ¿ May 14, 2014 17:39

Tricky Ed: Aug 18, 2010; It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.

rocketpig posted:

I think Rufus is getting sick of me reaching for the camera every time he comes in.

I'm Interstate '76.

# ¿ May 18, 2014 02:16

Tricky Ed: Aug 18, 2010; It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.

Down with cancer.

Pet all cattes.

(Seriously, stop with all the cancer, cancer)

# ¿ May 19, 2014 18:53

Tricky Ed: Aug 18, 2010; It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.

God drat it cancer, we talked about this.

Get better, Laz.

# ¿ Jun 2, 2014 17:54

Tricky Ed: Aug 18, 2010; It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.

wargames posted:

So me and the GIRLFRIEND went to the local shelter and found a dog with a broken ear and a super long tail what does yospaws think?

This tail will wreck everything you own.

Get dat dog.

# ¿ Jun 7, 2014 09:08

Tricky Ed: Aug 18, 2010; It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.

MikeJF posted:

Seriously.

# ¿ Jul 20, 2014 17:23

Tricky Ed: Aug 18, 2010; It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.

I don't remember if I saw this video here first or not, but I'm posting it anyway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_S4DCjoEUc

Crab-walking is the best.

# ¿ Jul 28, 2014 17:47

Tricky Ed: Aug 18, 2010; It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.

CherryCat posted:

Yes, you can have a treat. You can have all the treats forever. I will give you them on the internet.

# ¿ Jul 31, 2014 18:01

Tricky Ed: Aug 18, 2010; It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.

SynthOrange posted:

http://dogshome.com/cat-adoption/adoptable-cat/?petID=974448

Look at dis sad catte

Why is he on the other side of the world. I need to hug that cat.

# ¿ Aug 8, 2014 06:28

Tricky Ed: Aug 18, 2010; It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.

Mr. Fish posted:

The accusations in those glares. This thread is the best.

# ¿ Oct 3, 2014 09:13

Tricky Ed: Aug 18, 2010; It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.

So I told work I'm late because I was up at midnight doing work things. Really I am late because I was 300+ posts behind on this thread and needed to catch up.

Visual GNUdio posted:

We just brought in a new stray cat. Got him fixed and vaccinated and de-flead (the flea removal was a 2 hour process), but now he's lookin good. YOSPOS, meet my new buddy Taco Jimenez Rodriguez Caliente!

Worth it.

# ¿ Oct 14, 2014 18:33

Tricky Ed: Aug 18, 2010; It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.

mod sassinator posted:

MikeJF posted:

estalked, located picture as kitten

wesley snypes posted:

What is going on here

# ¿ Oct 22, 2014 08:13

Tricky Ed: Aug 18, 2010; It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.

Just reporting in that Feliway can work miracles, especially with skittish formerly-feral cats. My mom has such a catte, who runs from everything not-Mom and generally lives in a hidden box in the closet. Second day with Feliway and she was strutting around their condo like she owns it.

Apparently a fort warms variant helps, too...

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# ¿ Jan 3, 2015 06:21

Tricky Ed: Aug 18, 2010; It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.

Really sorry for Dexter. There's going to be one hell of a void left by a dash-surfing leash-wearing beach-exploring cat.

Spoil the hell out of him.

# ¿ Jan 26, 2015 07:46

Tricky Ed: Aug 18, 2010; It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.

Knew it was coming and it still got me. Pets never deserve it. They give us a few years of love and a lesson in tragedy.

Thanks for sharing him with us.

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

# ¿ Jan 28, 2015 05:15

Tricky Ed: Aug 18, 2010; It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.

Base Emitter posted:

cjs: visiting

Julie, baby, you're my thing.

# ¿ Apr 3, 2015 07:22

Tricky Ed: Aug 18, 2010; It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.

Shifty Pony posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ls2yWkUVNBw

That moment when she stares him down.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2015 05:40

Tricky Ed: Aug 18, 2010; It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.

I'll never not miss Sylvester, our big, dumb, broken, loving cat. He showed up at our house scraggly and full of scars, and fell over himself loving us and our family. He was generally confused, but had a pathological need to love you, someone, anyone. We don't know how old he was when he came to us, but he filled our lives with love (and vomit - he never learned to eat slowly) for nearly 10 years. He's been gone longer than that and I still miss that moment where his face would change from confusion (default) to joy when he recognized someone.

So yeah, it's worth it. But like anything that's worthwhile, there's a cost when it's over.

# ¿ Jun 3, 2015 08:05

Tricky Ed: Aug 18, 2010; It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.

Sweet As Sin posted:

Guys what do you think about Fyodor Dostoyevsky

I personally think he's purrfect

He gets a little wordy, but his characterization is second to none. Plus he is an adorable kitty kitty.

# ¿ Jun 19, 2015 07:10

Tricky Ed: Aug 18, 2010; It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

I'm Van Doorn and I love eating plasma! Get down here!

# ¿ Jun 22, 2015 07:41

Tricky Ed: Aug 18, 2010; It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.

Blinkz0rz posted:

emilio isn't eating. we took him to the vet yesterday and they did blood work and xrays and everything looks fine so they gave him subcutaneous fluids and an anti-nausea drug and told us to give him a bland diet but he's still not eating and i'm really worried about him. idk what to do.

Oh man, get better business cat.

# ¿ Aug 2, 2015 19:17

Tricky Ed: Aug 18, 2010; It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.

FAUXTON posted:

I want to skritch all cats, but Daeff looks like he'd be down for foreverskritches.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2015 07:22

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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 00:17

Tricky Ed: Aug 18, 2010; It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.

A play in three acts:

I love cats and think they are great.

I bought a house and had to spend over five thousand earth dollars ripping out and replacing wood that had otherwise lasted 80 years but was soaked in cat pee.

The next person to rent that house will not be allowed to have a cat, and I am very sorry.

~Fin~

# ¿ Oct 7, 2016 06:51

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