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Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.
Here are my cattes Elmer and Leeloo. Leeloo was a jerk of a kitty so we thought we should get her a pal. Elmer was laid back and cool Now they are both jerks...but also both sweet somehow.

leeloo here (also called Chompers, also, also called Leelookittymeows). She only plays with kitty toys shaped like sea creatures and she brings them to our doors at night if we "deserve" it.



Elmer is grey and fluffy with mittens. He always is asking us questions and will jump onto people's shoulders even if they are very tall. He also smells.


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Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.

graph posted:

sup funhilde

one day i will make it out to your house and pet your cats

this will be a good thing

Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.

Jewish Pokemon posted:

my cat started dropping his toys outside my door and meowing at 2 am. i've tried to let him in before but he just runs around and makes a ton of noise while i'm trying to sleep :(


he is bringing you presents...like outdoor cats with real mices and such.

Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.
Leeloo is being cuddly so i tried for some macro pictures. :)

Watching Nova on my lap


pretty ears




Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.

CougarsWrath posted:

cats cats cats



this catte has some serious rhythm

Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.
my cattes are now getting sick of me taking pictures of them. Still trying to find the perfect camera setting to highlight their amazing cuteness.

Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.

haveblue posted:

kittens freak out over everything in the world including themselves

I remember one of our cats right after we got her was chasing her tail on the rug and managed to catch it, then gave it a good bite and ran away because it hurt


my friend Catte did this so badly that he damaged nerves in his tail and had to have it removed!

Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.

Sneaking Mission posted:

i wish i had a cat in my featureless white void room

they ARE the perfect accessory

Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.

Slushbunny posted:

Jasper and Bamm-Bamm still <3 each other.






this is unbelievable...

i was pleased when my cattes both were sitting on a window sill together and no hissing or swatting occurred.

There is too much dog chat in this cat thread.

Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.

substance1987 posted:

Another crappy cell shot, I don't care



This is what was on my chest when I woke up YOSPOS; is it trying to kill me? What should I do?


skritch skritch skritch

Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.
Ok here are some of Elmer....hope some of these pictures capture his whisker cuteness. (still having some issues figuring out the camera!)




Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.
Elmer Outside

Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.

dietary supplement posted:

this is how hisserous and dorathia sleep *kitten hugs*



I think I would break down in tears every time I saw that...wow

Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.

dietary supplement posted:

i hope my kittens grow up to look like this and love leashes. do you walk him or just kinda chill in the grass?


we've mostly just stayed hanging out on our front porch but today the grass seamed like a good call. I moved him back up to the porch when some dogges started to walk by, we actually are on a pretty busy intersection and today was especially busy due to it being gay pride day. He did really well and ate some grass and chased some gnats with pretty much lots of joy and curiosity. He's also normally very vocal but didn't meow or squeak or anything.

Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.

my dog boyfriend!!! posted:

cattes really loving own

they make life good

Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.

Nigel Danvers posted:

have you tried petting her belly? won't do anything for the carpet peeing but it looks like a soft fluffy belly that needs petting.


This is good doctoring. Also kitty prozac helped my friend's cat a bit with the peeing issue. They of course waited too long before they really did anything to help the cat out.

Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.
So I have my sewing studio in this janky old building and I had seen this great looking ally cat around she was tortie. WELL today I got done with a client and then she knocked on my window and said "Did you know there were kittens?" I did not but i DID have catte food in the car so I opened it up and let the kittens eat and they didn't run away too much while I took pictures. Also they were eating some tuna when we first saw them...:)






the orange catte was a jerk


Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.

Danger Kick posted:

i photoed my cat for you yospos



This is a purty catte. what is its name?

Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.

bear shark posted:



infinite loop catte ftw

Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.
Thanks CATTE thread for saving my bad days

Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.

my dog boyfriend!!! posted:

catte thread: it does a body good

cattehavers post youa're favorite things ur catte does or just ur fave things about ur catte
noncattehavers maybe share your faovrite catte experience


My favorite thing that Leeloo does is bring us little fake sea animals at night as if she caught them. She makes this amazing sound like she got stuck down a well or something. Its amazing. When my husband was out of town alot she would bring me socks for some reason.

Elmer loves jumping and he will jump from far distances and he likes to jump on people's shoulders from the ground. He always meows in a question form which is also good.

Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.

DNova posted:

I really can't. I am planning to be overseas for several months at a time, hopefully 3 times in the next 2 years. It's just not the right time for me to have a pet :(

Find a friend that wants a kitten. :) If you do that then you can still visit and such.

Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.

I said come in! posted:





this youtube video put into the bennyhilifier website is AMAZING

Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.
More pictures requested so I took some more. Leeloo now really hates the camera.


Leeloo:






Elmer got a pedicure today. Pink sparkles for the boys too!





Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.

Flashdance posted:

            kill me
               /


yes. this.

but he thinks it is ok to attack leeloo and it is not good

Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.

vanilla slimfast posted:

turns out I have a bunch of old catte pictures on my laptop so here they are

Elmer gets a new hat!




i <3 him

Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.

Fayez Butts posted:

yuengling is ok. but why the gently caress would anyone buy pbr? r u 19?

Sorry but i disagree. PBR>yuengling

Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.

my dog boyfriend!!! posted:

im startin to have a real problem keeping faraday from the furniture. actually it's just the one recliner. he plays with the bottom edges of the chair and the armrest kinda in the same way he plays with the mice or the kickeroo, a little too clawy and kicky and poo poo. some days he does it, some days he doesnt. dunno what to do about it, thinkin about droppin on some ssscat. mom dropped the word declaw but im pretty sure it was an empty threat spoken to him in anger cause she knows how bad that poo poo is :ohdear:

ditto also the fireplace that he wont keep out of, and the counters hes recently starting climbing on. v:sigh:v i guess the honeymoon period of good behavior is over

NEVER declaw- Do the soft paws/kitty caps. Most vets can put them on for you if you want for about $25. They will usually last long enough to make it worth it.

Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.

FISHMANPET posted:

I literally want to adopt all cattes.

Yes. When I saw the studio kittens i wanted to scoop them up and put them into my car. 7 cattes isn't THAT many!


Also I would say go with one of the "young" or "adult" cattes from the adopt place as long as they can be around other kitties w/out any problems.

Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.

relative_q posted:







This catte has a tiny head-- did you notice

Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.
Here are the cattes enjoying :catdrugs: I covered the octopus rug and the tree in the drugs and they actually hung out very close to one another for about an hour. Pardon the bad cell phone pictures.

Elmer mostly just sits around





Leeloo loafing way to fatte for her scratcher

I think leeloo was attacking her own foot




Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.
one more elmer

Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.
Ok cleaning out my cell phone. some good kitty pictures in there




leeloo loves suitcases and other forms of baggage

Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.

TOOT BOOT posted:






i want to pet that catte

Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.

Flashdance posted:

met two cats on vacation and petted them even though I'm super allergic. because, well, pet all cats

this is good policy

Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.

El Jackalope posted:

what do cattes do on vacation?


work in a cubicle on endless paperwork?

only sleep 4-6 hours a night.

Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.
why oh why did the cats want me to watch the sunrise today!? bad bad cats.


So I think I have another problem. I can't stop trying to get the best pictures of the cats. They are not liking this new obsession so much.

Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.

Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.

z0ratio fartboner posted:

lmao at poors who can't afford aerons ... :xd:

i am now sad.

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Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.

Kirk posted:

is it weird that this thread is the most successful thing you'll ever create

don't tell that to his? kids

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