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Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise
tried to pet catte through screen

attempt unsuccesful

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Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise
are tables





cat are not good at strings send help

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

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thats pretty low food, strange the catte is ok with that

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

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Golden-i posted:

nope, dog eats all his food before she's done, i don't free feed and he's a pig who is also getting fat so he's on a diet now

I guess I fill the 1/3 cup up about 2/3 of the way twice per day so it's a bit over 1/3 cup per day... you'd think she'd be going crazy if I was underfeeding her? i am still not used to how cats work.

all i know is if my cats food bowl is open she sits out front my bedroom door at 4AM and meows non stop until i feed her

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

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that orange kitten is a monster

a monster i want to pet

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

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that black one is exactly like my old cat cept mine was gray. he would even just sit and stare into the eyes of cats who were hissing at him with his tail flicking around

miss that cat

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

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no cat dont eat the tree what are you doing

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

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he should check his holiday privilege

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise
name?

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

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Blunticus

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise
this makes me want to get another cat, but i have to wait until my lovely idiot roommate who leaves the outside doors open moves out

at least the current cat is terrified of the outdoors

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

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i would add that cat to my catlection if i could get to AR

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise
420 smoke up with cats erryday

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

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5

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise
saw 20 lb black catte for adoption today

catte was most chill of all cattes



i cannot get another one and i feel v bad

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

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my friends excellent catte



check out the remote for a sense of scale. hugecatte.

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

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furmaid

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

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trigger warning, unsolicited cleaning

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

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flyboi posted:

current gizmo status:


how could you upset that? look at that catte.

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

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MikeJF posted:

Plus stuff happens like the Boris lady getting facebook shouted at for bathing him.

if youtube has taught me anything, pictures or video of someone doing anything at all with a cat are going to be called "abuse" by at least half the people watching it

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

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thats not a catte thats a goblin

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

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timg so we can see them plx

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

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cat door

IN the bathroom

what

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

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she was mystically entranced by my shoe for about 5 minutes

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

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Eggplant Wizard posted:

Toby runs away and then comes back pretty quickly once people have stopped stomping about.

sure, but what about your cats?




my cat hates everyone she doesnt know and most people she does know. if someone comes around enough she might wander around while theyre there and maybe rub against them but nobody may ever pick up the most hateful princess or you get claws and meows. i do it anyway because tough love.

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

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catwolf

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

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wargames posted:

He is basicly this but with out a horrid face. http://www.sayadaws.co.uk/tomin/tomin.html

wanna fluff dat cat

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

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how long did the hat last

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

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fact: flame point Siamese cats are the best of all cats

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

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same

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

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OLIVIAS WILDE RIDER posted:

no you twit

it's called "sunlight", now i know you have never experienced it before, but..




sir your cat has gone nova sry

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

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awful

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

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creatine posted:

Went in for belly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyelofGA9cU

everything went better than expected

i expected the cat trap to be sprung and you to lose your hand

one of my cats would do that, not to break skin, but because hands were tasty and worth holding onto i guess

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

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Chorrax posted:

Just noticed my cousins large proud beast on fb


"do it, i loving dare you"

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

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OLIVIAS WILDE RIDER posted:

lol at you people amazed at cats being outside

i like them to live idk

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Daisy does that but the one time I took her out on a leash she wouldn't move away from the door and was freaked the gently caress out. I guess what I'm trying to say is cats should be careful what they wish for.

my one cat will sit and meow at birds and squirrels outside but freaks out and runs from doors when they open

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

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drat right cats you know where your zero effort food is

as well as where the most comfortable blankets are

it sure as hell isnt out there

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

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that cat makes me ok with broken tables

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

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Golden-i posted:

refurb hates it when dogface is too happy





suddenly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRrUvfLL4yM

dogface dont give a fuuuuck

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Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

get a job cat

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