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Pilli
Jul 3, 2011

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Dear Catte thread, it took me about two months to slowly go through your billions of posts, and these were the best hours of my day. Give me all your cattes please thanks.

Meanwhile, I'll give you some Tattoo. He's a stoopid lovely cat who's very affectionate but could never figure out how to push on a half-opened door to make his way into a room. Tattoo was brought up with his mother, who was my primary cat. Then she died because of some dumbass driving way too fast on a slow driving road, and it seems like Tattoo remained sad foverer after.







But he's cuddly and very keen to steal whatever is mine, yoka mat and what not.

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Pilli
Jul 3, 2011

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Sniep posted:

dat catte looks built for pettins

Dat catte has no belly traps, everybody who is a nice cat person can pette dat belly while he makes biscuits in the air.



Paws 'n belly.

Pilli
Jul 3, 2011

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Deuterieux posted:



ED: I voted Gizmo for best dressed catte in the catte show. Gizmo knows how to rock a cravate.

Pilli
Jul 3, 2011

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Tortie! tortie tortie tortie. Tattoo's mama was a tortie. Never gently caress up with them torties, especially if you are of the very small and very fast running kind of species.

So it begins....


They left me one at least, gonna swallow him before it disappears like the others.


Please... someone take this awful co-dependant away from me... that stuff's heavy, man.


NO BOX SHALL WEAR THOSE OFFENDING FLUFFY THINGS!


Crap, life sucks.

Pilli
Jul 3, 2011

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Solus M.D. posted:



Air biscuits cutest biscuits.

Pilli
Jul 3, 2011

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beatlegs posted:



Pilli
Jul 3, 2011

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lord funk posted:


Pilli
Jul 3, 2011

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MachDecimal posted:






"mah aw ay okhen!"

Pilli
Jul 3, 2011

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Radio! posted:

flip all ears

Leave no ear unturned.

Pilli
Jul 3, 2011

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Danger Kick posted:

heres a cat tongue



Cat 'n stipes, a very comfy-looking concept.

Pette all cattes, everyday.

Pilli
Jul 3, 2011

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Agatha Crispies posted:




dare I dream
of cattes huggin in a 5 ft radius of me

Trig Discipline posted:


Tongue dat catte

Pilli
Jul 3, 2011

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InsanityPrawnBoy posted:





cat_stare_extraordinaire.jpg

Pilli
Jul 3, 2011

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dee eight posted:

hey Pilli i'm sorry about outing you i didn't know :ohdear:

Exactly, you didn't know, dee eight! I was the dumb/excited one forgetting this detail. But it did add and additional lawyer of fun to the whole thing, so it's all good.

---

Tattoo the dreamcatcher

Pilli
Jul 3, 2011

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fork bomb posted:

what did d8 out you about?

Being dat fukken catte's secret spring santa :3: because I totally forgot to ask him not to put my username in the card his sent along with the Christmas drug.




Cookie. :3:

Pilli
Jul 3, 2011

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SHITPOST.BAT posted:




Paint mixer.

Pilli
Jul 3, 2011

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Agatha Crispies posted:



Stick a stamp to its forehead, mail it to me. Despite the Stepford Wives blacky eyes.

Pilli
Jul 3, 2011

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Deuterieux posted:

here is a cat i found on the internet.



Meanwhile, in the Tasmanian Devil's basement...

Pilli
Jul 3, 2011

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CraigK posted:

god that av makes me laugh whenever i see it. thanks again

Somebody should do a "looking at you av while hungover" trip report.

Pilli
Jul 3, 2011

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Star War Sex Parrot posted:

magda has claimed another victim



Bad posting = Magda crying teeny Madga tears.

Pilli
Jul 3, 2011

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Yoga mat = taken :colbert:

Pilli
Jul 3, 2011

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I want all the cattes in this thread. :love:

Pilli
Jul 3, 2011

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Bosnian! posted:




Zorro, that time he fell in the paint bucket.

Pilli
Jul 3, 2011

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Deuterieux posted:



There's nothing behind me what are you talking about I'm not hiding anything. Nope. No no no no no no no. :catstare:

Pilli
Jul 3, 2011

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Funhilde posted:



RIP, Cat Facts.

Pilli
Jul 3, 2011

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mod sassinator posted:

carmen discovers the door stopp*PTWAAAAAAAANG!!!!!!!!!*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lknRA1GJEvo

That tail! All along, it was the sound of dat tail going nerdy 'n wild.

Pilli
Jul 3, 2011

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Desert Bus posted:



wat. Whaat? WHAT? WHAAAA-HA-HA-HAAAAT!!! *last picture taken before death*

Pilli
Jul 3, 2011

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Camouflage catte trying to be a torso girafe.

Pilli
Jul 3, 2011

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This kitty doesn't give a gently caress about the derail

Pilli
Jul 3, 2011

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Pilli
Jul 3, 2011

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Deuterieux posted:



Breathing by the toes.

Pilli
Jul 3, 2011

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ijustam posted:

i always come home jealous of my cats



I always leave home jealous of my cat. :(

Pilli
Jul 3, 2011

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powermac posted:

postin pics of jungle belle, my/moms catte




Quoting because gently caress table breaking. Now staring at noble catte with chin in hands.

Pilli
Jul 3, 2011

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Multiple times a day is fine too.

Pilli
Jul 3, 2011

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dur posted:

it was so cute i had to



Bring this catte along to job interviews.

Pilli
Jul 3, 2011

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This Tattoo catte...


... was very distressed to be out there in the snow following his own wishes.



Pilli
Jul 3, 2011

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mod sassinator posted:

carmen intently guarding the front door


A rug on a rug?

Pilli
Jul 3, 2011

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FrancisYorkPatty posted:



Reverse Hitler will save lives.

Pilli
Jul 3, 2011

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TOOT BOOT posted:

Putting catte beds on the desk has never worked for me, they just sleep elsewhere until I put it back on the floor

I put a chair besides my computer chair. Then a cushion on the chair. Tattoo found it and spends his days on it because it's high and comfortable. He receives loads of pettes while I'm working. And ignores the boxes on the floor.

Pilli
Jul 3, 2011

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A FUCKTON OF WEED posted:

occasionally when I take the catboxes out of the tub to clean them, Dexter will run into the bathroom and piss into the tub drain. :mad:


"HOT drat, HERE'S MY OPPORTUNITY!"


Dexter is a human bachelor. :3:

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Pilli
Jul 3, 2011

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Stew Man Chew posted:




Eyeliner cattes, pro cattes.

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