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waggles
Jul 21, 2011

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I have a cat, her name Danzig.

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waggles
Jul 21, 2011

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Here's what I really love about my cat: her speckles. She has tiny little spots of black on her legs and stomach. If they could make a Dalmatian cat, I would get one.

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Jul 21, 2011

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Help, I've adopted a whale.



Don't send help.

waggles
Jul 21, 2011

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She's not, she's just fat.

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Jul 21, 2011

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Happy Noodle Boy posted:

yo post some cats

OK

waggles
Jul 21, 2011

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Around here, 1 large cat = 2 small cats.

Don't ask me to use common core math on the equation though.

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Jul 21, 2011

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all other lurkers post you're cats or graph will ban u

Cats for the Cat Gods:

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Shifty Pony posted:

agreed. need more photos to be sure.

Danzig's a bit of a whale. I would also accept seal too.

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Shifty Pony posted:




also message to all lurkers: post cats if you've got em.

Ok

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Jul 21, 2011

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Roosevelt posted:

more of this fat butt holstein please



This is Danzig. She's around 8-10 years old, she's massive and it's pure fat. I want to exercise her but she's my aunt and grandmother's cat. Her belly is never a trap and she can't meow.

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Jul 21, 2011

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New pic from earlier this evening:

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Jul 21, 2011

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So Danzig, what is your opinion on treats?





Okay.

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Jul 21, 2011

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Fatter:

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cinci zoo sniper posted:

attention please, this is cat police. surrender your cat pictures immediately.


Don't tase me bro. I ain't done nuthin.

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Jul 21, 2011

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uh oh is it time for a tail-off




It's a good thing Danzig's a girl cat or else she'd feel inadequate.

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Jul 21, 2011

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For the goon who wanted Catface as an AV:

waggles fucked around with this message at 18:41 on Mar 2, 2017

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Jul 21, 2011

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My cat sleeping as Lord Froggio watches:

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Jul 21, 2011

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Tiny head, big butt.

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I think I found the Great White Whale:

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Jul 21, 2011

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Defenestration posted:



She'll do this pretty predictably

Why are we just learning about this now?

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Jul 21, 2011

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I hope she becomes the strongest of the siblings.

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Jul 21, 2011

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Shifty Pony posted:

my jacket smelled like a different city I guess


You haven't been cheating on them, have you?

(I watch too much Maury)

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Jul 21, 2011

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If there's going to be pirates, I'd like to see some ninjas too.

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Jul 21, 2011

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This is for you Shifty Pony:

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Also I made this: a while back to be used as an avatar.

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I really got to get her to lose weight. She's 11 and if she gets diabetes, it'll be a death sentence for her. (She's my grandma's cat, not mine.)

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Jul 21, 2011

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You're traveling through a spooky forest when suddenly you're accosted by a traveling saleslady:



Do you:

A. Inquire about goods.

B. Send her on her way.

C. PET THAT TUM!!!

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Jul 21, 2011

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The merchant is my favorite resident evil character. Also photoshop is hard, especially knock off photoshop (Pixlr).

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Jul 21, 2011

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Who ordered the fresh baked bread?

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Jul 21, 2011

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Here's a kitty-kitty looking for her 15 minutes of fame:

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Jul 21, 2011

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I'd like to nominate the Queens of Cuddle Puddles, Edith and Maude.

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Jul 21, 2011

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Edgar Allan Pwned volunteers at the shelter this cat is from. He/She said his name is Parsons.

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Jul 21, 2011

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Are those acupuncture needles on it's face?

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Jul 21, 2011

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Ofecks posted:



enhance!







I love that there are cats in the stitching.

*Edit* And yarn balls too! :3:

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Jul 21, 2011

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RIP Danzig. I guess the stress of the move was too much for you. Thanks for the 14 years of petting your belly.



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Defenestration posted:

Goodbye Danzig. You had an epic belly

I always had good luck with cat bellies. She was originally going to be named Snow Cap because she had little black spots everywhere but me being an internet nerd named her Danzig after a couple YTMND clips.

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Jul 21, 2011

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It's been about two weeks since the death of Danzig and I now have a new cat. Meet Miss Oscar:


She is super friendly, practically leaping into pets and also is a little talkative. Danzig never knew how to meow so this is nice change of pace. I hope to have many years with this fine chonky lady.

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Jul 21, 2011

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mod sassinator posted:

I bet Miss Oscar loves to smoosh her head into your hand for pets. Confirm/deny?

Confirm, she's only been home for a day but already follows me and paws my hands for pets when I'm on the computer. I haven't tried petting her belly yet.

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Jul 21, 2011

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Miss Oscar's a good cat. She's quite a bit different than Danzig in that she plays, can meow, follows me, and demands pets. Only time can tell if she'll allow me to pet her belly.

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waggles
Jul 21, 2011

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Update on Miss Oscar, thinking about changing her name to Delilah. I've managed to pet the sides of her belly and touch a little bit of her stomach before she gets up. No biting or scratching so I think belly petting is possible.

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