Catface Catplace: hello dumbass, please do okay

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Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Boogalo posted:

https://twitter.com/Olagoob/status/1162504075604312069

Looks like she fits just fine

# ¿ Aug 17, 2019 02:15

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# ¿ Oct 14, 2024 13:48

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Delurking to post my own Tuna-supporting art purchase, with confused audience:

# ¿ Jun 11, 2020 11:44

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Radio! posted:

hey tell us/post more of this excellent land koi

Her name is Rosemary and she's a huge loud shithead!

She's the neediest animal I've ever owned and completely dependent on human attention and proximity; she has to be near humans, although not necessarily within petting distance, because cat. She'll howl at the door after someone leaves the apartment and is a big fan of the "sit in an empty room and yowl until a human entertains me" trick. She's not good at sitting on laps, but will kind of drape her front paws on you if she feels like it. She's way too drat fat, which we need to work on, but it's tricky figuring out cat diets in a small apartment with another cat we want to maintain his current weight. Basically, she's a big dumb high-maintenance mess, and I would take a bullet for her.

File photo:

# ¿ Jun 11, 2020 12:31

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

iospace posted:

You can't mention this other cat and not provide pictures!

Meyer is a pretty average cat and I love him very much

# ¿ Jun 11, 2020 20:56

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Natalie Fartman posted:

Well, the inevitable happened when you try and mix painting with housing a cat - she stepped on my palette and ran little blue kitty footprints all over my sofa and carpet.

I had to clean her with pet wipes and fun was had by allahahahahahaha oh god. She's mad.

This once happened with one of my parents' cats, except it was brick-red paint. I feel like it was karmic feedback for my dad deciding to paint his bathroom brick red.

# ¿ Jun 12, 2020 01:16

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

it's one of those days, please post cats being good (which is being cats)

Someone didn't appreciate a lamp being on while she was trying to nap

# ¿ Jul 8, 2020 21:24

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

Lulu is hot

hot potato

# ¿ Aug 15, 2020 02:47

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

RIP to Pompeii, a great cat who had a great life and a peaceful passing.

# ¿ Sep 6, 2020 07:26

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Natalie Fartman posted:

All cats posted on this thread are amazing and the best

Oh gosh, she's getting so fluffy! She really does look like a whole new cat. Thank you for taking her in.

In return, please enjoy this picture of my resident fuzzy idiot:

# ¿ Sep 12, 2020 12:13

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

I'm so sorry to hear about Catface. I mostly lurk here, but that weird little creature has brought me a lot of joy; I hope whatever time she has left is happy and comfortable for her and you alike.

# ¿ Sep 15, 2020 00:11

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

I'm so sorry about Nando. What a good little guy he was.

# ¿ Sep 27, 2020 01:09

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Radio! posted:

Catface's "soulful" senior photo

(I love Catface)

# ¿ Oct 21, 2020 10:09

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Fashionably Great posted:

I had one of those days at work that felt particularly draining, emotionally.

Please post cats

Here are mine almost, almost hanging out

Nice! Here are mine actually sitting together for once, naturally as awkwardly as possible:

# ¿ Oct 23, 2020 00:56

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Pragmatica posted:

Pretty Weasel doing so good, cancer seems to be under control. She has lost some fur on her face and forehead due to her radiation treatments.

Good luck, Weasel!

# ¿ Nov 8, 2020 13:05

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Tom�s is very good; thank you for sharing him with us

# ¿ Nov 27, 2020 09:44

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

I'm sorry to hear about Tom�s. Thank you for giving a goofy weirdo kitten a long and amazing life.

# ¿ Dec 6, 2020 11:14

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

This is Meyer:

He's about 12 and is a former stray and reformed rear end in a top hat cat who's become mellow and sweet. Right now he's enjoying this cardboard box my fiance brought home from work:

Our other cat is Rosemary, a thoroughly ridiculous creature:

She's about 7, huge, fluffy, clingy, and obnoxious. She's the most human-needy cat I've ever met and spends most of her time hanging out near us, even though she's very bad at laps. She's also extremely loud. Rosie's currently broken out of her latest "wander around the house meeping to try and get humans to pay attention to her" phase, but I'm sure she'll fall back in soon enough. At least she's very photogenic:

Here's Rosie starting poo poo with Meyer, because she's terrible:

I love them both unreasonably.

Antivehicular fucked around with this message at 12:06 on Mar 12, 2021

# ¿ Mar 12, 2021 11:07

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

xcheopis posted:

If Refurb needs a fat transplant, then please keep me in mind.

BRB, signing Rosie up for the Cat Fat Donor list:

(terrible photo taken while she was lying on my head)

I'm pretty sure this cat could mitose and both the new cats would still be fat

# ¿ Mar 23, 2021 05:35

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

FAUXTON posted:

welp guess it was a short day

"Sorry, I was under the weather*"

* fluffy cloud cat

# ¿ Mar 26, 2021 03:48

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

neongrey posted:

Enjoying the duality of calicos here

Dualicos

# ¿ Jun 22, 2021 22:38

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Hi, here's a Rosemary

# ¿ Jul 10, 2021 03:57

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Her two modes are "fat lump" and "screaming"

# ¿ Jul 10, 2021 05:02

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

That's a great Furb

For content, I posted this picture in Discord last night and was told it should go in the thread:

# ¿ Jul 14, 2021 01:22

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Nebraska Humane Society has a deputy Pepper:

https://mobile.twitter.com/NHSCats/status/1417520721358696457

# ¿ Jul 23, 2021 00:02

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

I'm so sorry. Hoss was the boss.

# ¿ Jul 27, 2021 21:47

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Fat calico solidarity

# ¿ Jul 29, 2021 04:41

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Rosie status: on a table where she's not supposed to be, not concerned about it

Meyer's status: not concerned about much of anything

Saturday is in effect

# ¿ Aug 1, 2021 03:24

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Stitch is so good, and I'm so glad she has a home.

The new baby fluffico is really amazing and makes me regret that we didn't know Rosie as a kitten. She looks like she's going to be gigantic.

# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 01:06

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Here's Meyer, somehow taking up most of the bed:

# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 01:49

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

I love Lump

# ¿ Sep 1, 2021 22:38

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Bob status: huge

# ¿ Sep 10, 2021 03:48

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

I believe Rosie's scientific classification is "huge fat dumple"

Meyer's is "cozy"

# ¿ Sep 21, 2021 23:19

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

VelociBacon posted:

So I guess they use ketamine for sedation then? It causes that kind of hypersalivation. I was wondering what they're going to use on Quill.

What age should I even be getting her spayed? 4 months is coming up soon which seems crazy fast.

Talk to your vet, but 4 months is pretty normal; I know a lot of rescues will spay/neuter kittens as soon as they weigh two pounds, which iirc is the minimum safe weight for anesthesia. Heats can start in cats at 6 months or so, so it's probably best to snip early.

# ¿ Oct 12, 2021 00:59

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

computer angel posted:

Why do so many torties have that line down their face?

I think it's their anatomical midline, so the line is an artifact of early cell division, since the hair-color split starts there? I don't know if this is a fact or just my personal theory, though.

# ¿ Oct 19, 2021 05:04

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Tinsel looks like she wants to have a very serious conversation with me about my Q3 petting metrics

# ¿ Nov 6, 2021 06:41

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Pragmatica posted:

celebrating bonus holiday season with this old lady

thankful for every day we still have with her. i can�t believe it.

girl. she is a fighter!

So glad you're getting another holiday with Weasel. What a great old lady!

# ¿ Dec 13, 2021 04:22

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

There's something very special about when cats choose to be with us when we're in pain. RIP SmallCat, and best wishes to her family.

# ¿ Dec 20, 2021 10:03

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

A shameful animal

# ¿ Dec 23, 2021 05:38

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

I'm so sorry to hear about Refurb. Thank you for sharing her with the forums and giving her an amazing life.

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# ¿ Oct 14, 2024 13:48

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

I'm so sorry to hear about Catface. She was a treasure. Thank you for sharing her with us and for giving her a great life.

# ¿ Jan 15, 2022 01:11

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