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a catte name Gzowski, radiator times



a catte name Shy, limbless on counter top



a catte name Scratch Bat, fedora user

drink NESTLE PURE LIFE peachwater

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Happy Noodle Boy posted:

serious post why do you have a tiny mariachi hat did you get one for thinko de mayo

is a tiny mariachi hat even something you can straight up buy at a place or do you have to make it yourself

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Serious post I am 90% convinced all the classic sealpoint Siamese that haven't been breedfucked all to poo poo with the tiny heads and giant ears are all descended from the same small gene pool cause they all look pretty much the same. Also QK1 that's a boy cat maybe our cats should sext

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Sarah posted:

Kimber is really mean, she hates all other cattes. Your catte would die in the process.

Gzowski cannot suffer another catte to live either. He has also fought a dog and the dog needed a lot of medical expensive

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this cat is def gonna have one of those poops that hangs around on its butt by a long hair

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you could harass your facebook friends to pet you and give you more action cats

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Watching a cat run away from a hair-dangling poop is pretty great

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Do you need to own the catte to post it in this thread cause if not this catte looks exactly like mine anyway

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Xanthine posted:

2edgy4me

edit: oh god what a shameful snipe

you are on the cutting edge of this thread

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You can marry your cat now? Thanks, Obama

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its catato

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tired AND siamese meh meowing

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pro ice cube
pro camera
doesnt even need to post a catte doesnt give a shitte

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Pilli posted:

Why don't we put our utterly lazy cat on a treadmill to for him to exercise a bit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8JtwkhYgLY

I wonder if they sell some sort of cage to put over the treadmill so the cat either has to go for a walk or just lie against the side of the cage tumbling over and over endlessly until all its fur is rubbed off

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teh z0rg posted:

quote:

teh

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I like how the lil tiny kid reacts exactly the same way a stoned adult would react to some ham landing on their head

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concerned catte in bag

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Is renting a catte something you can do now or can you pay somebody to frolic in some sort of catte area with friendly cattes who like to be scratched by random people cause my cat lives with my parents now and i miss cattes all to hell to the point where if i see a cat when i'm exercise running i'll stop and make kissy noises and hope it lets me pet it

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Saint Darwin posted:

go to a shelter and scratch and pet the cattes

they need it :smith:

I am scared of getting fleas or some other poo poo.
Here's a picture of a robot video flea picture.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b4ZZQkcNEo

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Golden-i posted:

god that's adorable

reminds me of when refurb goes out onto the ledge next to the stairs:



it's the other side of that railing behind her in this pic - just wide enough for a cat to walk on. the problem is that there's the dog kennel in that corner, so when she reaches the wall she can't go anywhere. also she can't walk backwards with that missing leg, so she usually tries before she slips and hangs there from her front legs, unable to pull herself up. i pulled the dog kennel a half a foot from the wall in the corner so she can go around, but now that she's fully grown she can't even make it that far before she falls off and starts howling until i go rescue her.

then it's all purrs and face licking :3:

please video this

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Mantitcore

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People seem cool with letting their dog off leash wherever, there are several dogs on my running route that want to chase me and bite me on the butt. They are all black labs. cattes rule they never chase me or try and bite my butt but sometimes they flop over and let me scratch them

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i want to take drugs with your cat

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syxxcowz posted:

Nerd trap sprung

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That cat is hiiiiii

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every morning i get this sweet rear end sunbeam i have to walk through on my way out the door that just covers my whole living room floor, one day i am just going to lie in it instead of going to work

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd3fSUcIBlA

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dorkanoid posted:

Bonus Sonja


Top Catte you have there. So fluff, good pose, good siameseness

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that is a catte who wants to help so bad

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okay whoa whoa whoa. so a few pages ago somebody posted this cat


and it looked familiar but i couldn't remember from where and then i remembered it looks like the cutest species of wild cat that exists, the rusty spotted cat



and it is therefore the best cat

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yeah it is just inconceivable how this cat looks, i have so many emotions about this cat, i dream about this cat

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my parents' cat has the ability to get up into the top area of the closet with all the hats undetected while you have the door open, then spend a few hours shredding the coats before eventually yowling to be let out. cats are ninja

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Samopsa posted:

rattling a can filled with marbles right as they do it or something is more helpful, cattes will associate doing the bad thing with a loving annoying scary sound and will stop doing it

in theory

yeah this. cats only really get that a thing is bad if you do something they hate while they are in the middle of doing it. my parents trained their cat not to scratch non-scratching-post poo poo up pretty well just by making TSSSSST! TSS! noises at him when he clawed on the couch or whatever.

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do biscuits have anything to do with suckling, i love biscuits but cats that suckle on you sort of creep me out. my friend had these two weird siamese halfbreeds that were constantly jumping up on you and kneading and and suckling the hell out of your shirt even though they were 2-3 years old, it was cute at first but then it got really sort of pathetic. is it a weaning too early thing?

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bug's

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what do refurbs scratch me more meows sound like

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Luisfe i have your model of catte

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2DrTID83Hc

does not respond to tonging tho

https://vine.co/v/bVX1uuw7m5F

maybe my tongs are just inferior. he likes them & is not perturbed

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