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Beast of Bourbon fucked around with this message at 03:06 on Dec 10, 2013 |
# ¿ Dec 10, 2013 02:59 |
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 02:38 |
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http://gifsound.com/?gif=www.netanimations.net/Moving-animated-picture-of-ping-pong-cats.gif&v=yiRjywbypLA
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2014 02:05 |
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2014 18:29 |
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took both of the estebans to the cat clinic today, a cat only vet! it was fine, esteban got a $198 "senior checkup" since i guess he's 9 now. i got him when he was 2! crazy. both estebans are all good though. regular esteban peed in his crate on the way home and that was not fun to deal with at all.
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2014 23:54 |
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regular esteban weighs 19.4 lbs and blackest eban weighs 14.8lbs. they're still tiny babies to me.
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2014 21:44 |
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current esteban status: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPBKoNAZ0sY
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2014 19:06 |
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speaking of steve, the estebans got put some deworming meds because the roommates cats got tapeworm or something. anyways, we decide to give the cats the pills separately. I approach esteban who is just chilling by the window, let him sniff the pill then throw one down his throat and stroke the neck and boom done. wait 5 minutes and do the other one. i hear cat screaming downstairs and go check. gf is struggling to hold on to black esteban while sturge (roommate cat) is assaulting clive with full on claws and the gf is all bloody from protecting him (but not letting him go) and was not able to give any pills. it was a loving disaster and blasteban is hiding under heavy furniture and sturge is locked in the bathroom.
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2014 01:53 |
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Josh Lyman posted:but they don't groom us uhhh esteban will definitely clean my wet post-shower hair for a while and also will groom my arm hair if i let him. maybe you carts just don't love you?
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2014 02:00 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cGQfr4H95w
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2014 22:22 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVF24RLqab8
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# ¿ May 2, 2014 20:29 |
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coworker brought his australian shepherd into work and it is full grown and smaller/lighter than esteban, but taller.
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# ¿ May 2, 2014 23:15 |
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Oldie but goodie:
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# ¿ May 6, 2014 01:28 |
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# ¿ May 6, 2014 19:00 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-Sbt345jkk
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# ¿ May 8, 2014 18:16 |
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my sister was mauled in the leg by a next-door neighbor's pitbull, took most of her right calf off, had to get surgery and stitches and still has a slight limp. she was an 'animal lover' at the time and was all 'nooo i provoked it by walking to the car in my own driveway when it leaped over the fence and attacked me' so it didn't get put down. then 3 months later they were having a party and the dog attacked a baby in a baby seat and although the baby was 'fine', the dog was pretty much put down in the back of the van by the sheriff and animal control. so yeah gently caress pitbulls.
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# ¿ May 15, 2014 01:35 |
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woke up and lady esteban III had smashed some beer glasses out of the cabinet (by opening it and then pulling them out) so we left the door to the patio open so she could get out of our faces. we put some bird netting along the walls of the patio and so the cats figure they can't get out, but they totally could, so we've been leaving them out there for a couple hours a day. I go out and go "where the heck is black esteban?" since being outside is his literal favorite thing. we then do a cursory search of inside and don't find him. then an all hands search, and no black esteban. i do a cursory walk around the block outside, looking under cars and behind bushes and no black esteban. he's very black and it's a sunny day, so he'd be hiding under something (yay). search widens, including me with a step stool looking over neighbors patio walls from the outside. I surprise a couple neighbors in their patios, looking like a crazy person, carrying a step stool and looking over people's walls saying "oh hi, sometimes my cat escapes and gets into the patios...gotta go" gf has to make a phone call for a committee she's on, and goes inside and hear's scratching and throws the mattress off the bed to find black esteban chilling in one of the storage drawers on top of all the shoes wondering what is up.
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2014 20:43 |
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black esteban is doing fine lady black esteban (lady esteban III) in her natural state regular esteban is old and tired: Loudsteban is just sleeping:
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2014 22:11 |
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:Torgo was chilling with me in the back garden when he saw the neighbour grey cat and managed to squeeze through a gap in the fence to chase after him. I got this green fencing from home depot, http://www.homedepot.com/p/Tenax-2-ft-x-25-ft-Green-Plastic-Home-Fence-783060/100384024?N=5yc1vZc3m1Z1z0utj8 I put it under the back patio door since it has a gap in it a small cat can fit through. I just cut a length of it off that was super long and it's tough enough no cat will ever get through it, and also it's firm enough to not get pushed through by cats. Also got a nice staple gun to affix it to fences.
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2014 23:08 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elpAKTauZUw
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2014 19:29 |
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2014 20:35 |
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that looks like esteban on the right
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# ¿ Jul 29, 2014 01:24 |
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the estebans are settling in to their new digs
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2014 23:44 |
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moved into new apartment, esteban is refusing to use the litter box, but instead the doormat/runner/bathman/anything else on the floor that is not the carpet.
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2014 20:17 |
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Golden-i posted:just got a package in the mail me too. oldie but goldie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvTk3Tr8dj8
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2014 01:34 |
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ladyweapon posted:I've seen her jump up on my couch, but not on the dresser. I measured it this morning and floor to the edge of the dresser is 28 inches. Including space to clear the dresser, Tallulah has to jump at least ~32 inches into the air. The only other place to put Nermals food that is higher than that is my kitchen counters and that is not happening. No-Fats-Allowed food box contraption will have to be made. lol both estebans can floor jump from the kitchen floor to the top of the normal height refrigerator. it's great, we can't put flowers anywhere in the house or else they knock the vase over trying to get to the water.
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# ¿ Sep 5, 2014 18:15 |
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esteban does not eat people food except yogurt and milk but black esteban eats and all human food products, including cheese, bread, tomatoes, potatoes, pasta, rice, any kind of meat we have tried. his only true love though is tuna.
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2014 00:42 |
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ccs: shaving esteban and black esteban due to the heat wave. it is not going well. regular esteban is totes chill up until you get within 4 inches of his tail and then it's not a good time. black esteban is not having any of it at all, we're resorting to following them around and then getting a few clips in with scissors and if they make it to the kitchen, holding them down and then getting a few shaves in. we have a 13 gallon trashbag full of cat fur but they still look untouched except for some bald spots.
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2014 22:47 |
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2014 23:55 |
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we figured the trick out don't use the little clipper guard plastic things, those are for like grooming and trimming your $4500 poodle to show quality. if you go with the grain you can't really nick the cat's skin and the fur just comes the gently caress off. p. good time. worst part was making them stand up and getting their under fur since they are super not fans of that. definitely a lot of trim work is needed but the trick went from like 30 minutes of "i think we've got some hair" to 30 seconds of "welp, no more fur left on that side of the cat."
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2014 00:00 |
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yes, the cat food was specially purchased and dispensed during shave time so they could munch on it. it worked pretty well i would say. also the rest of our apartment is carpet which would have been worse. their fur is super dense so it's not like it was wafting about. we just picked it all up with our hands and then vacuumed.
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2014 03:29 |
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2014 04:37 |
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GATOS Y VATOS posted:Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssss Louis Wain rulesssssssss that is my irl friends arm too i need to get my tat retouched
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2014 05:23 |
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Gentlemen. Behold. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BudJp6XCNxw
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2014 06:35 |
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6:01 to about 6:45 is p. pro
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2014 06:39 |
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it got posted at the end of the last page but:Beast of Bourbon posted:Gentlemen.
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2014 06:42 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVs8Mp1QxQM headphones on and up for this one
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2014 18:17 |
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when esteban and black esteban brawl, they seem to get big tufts of fur stuck on their fangs and can't eat it off and it just hangs there until we come by and take it off and after one particularly brutal fight (that we filmed of course) they both jumped up on the shelf next to me and were right next to each other meowing and pawing at me to remove the fur from their fangs so they could lick their wounds, so cute
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2014 17:59 |
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black esteban's eyes are a greenish blue, regular esteban's are super yellow. green eyed black cast is the best
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2014 03:26 |
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Funhilde posted:Current Leeloo Status: i'm the giant silver butt plug
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2014 05:15 |
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 02:38 |
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so we had to buy one of those in home air conditioner units, like the mini-fridge looking things with an exhaust hose that goes to a window cuz our corner unit is getting like 80-90 degrees during the day, and the cats were loving miserable and we'd come home at 7pm to a house that was 87 degrees. the cats have forsaken our love for that of the air conditioner. we turned it on and a few hours later came back in and both cats were standing on the back of the chair sticking their faces in the airstream, wish i had gotten a pic. but for now esteban sits on top of it and tries to get his face into the stream as much as possible.
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2014 23:55 |