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hass posted:
my cat does this its literally the only way she will drink, she refuses any other form of water conveyance so its annoying that i have to constantly turn the tap on and off
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2025 14:40 |
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cut off the cats claws and it will avoid you and anything that smells like you be careful when you snip its claws, though - you need to make sure you clip off all of that cloudy pink portion inside of the claw, otherwise it's ineffective
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Kirk posted:cut off the cats claws and it will avoid you and anything that smells like you ![]()
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clockwork sundial posted:kirk cameron? this is my steam name atm and every other game i join someone is like HEY MAN HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT BANANAS
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i do but the bananas are flesh color & shoot cum in my eyes
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WrongWay Feldman posted:ill take one the one marked EAT
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i have always been of the persuasion that cats will not sleep together in a ball unless they have been raised together, after owning and being around many cats over the years i believe my perception to be the truth
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or maybe if you have an older cat and you get a really really young kitten that hasnt developed its hissing instinct around strangers yet, then the rules are out the window because really young kittens set off weird behaviors in adult cats. they either hate it to death or they turn into moms that choose Jiff
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a couple years ago my cat had a litter of kittens and i discovered that there is nothing better in nature than seeing a mother cat carry kittens around its the best thing
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although one exception is when the mother cat picks up the kitten by the ear by accident and the kitten howls the entire trip in anger and pain
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throwing cats into deep snow is the most fun
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a fat cat. he name douglas van cattenhoot.
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nail posted:i looked for such a thing and found this, haha the cat is a dnyarri and they are all his slaves
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literally every day i do something mean to my cat yet every morning i wake up and she's sleeping in a ball next to my head despite the living room being much warmer so the moral here is throw cats in snow or drip water on them to confuse them er'ry day
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ShadowHawk posted:abused women are often more loyal than ones with self esteem i also drip water on my wife and shes like "wtf where did that come from?" and i cackle like a witch
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LT.CrownRoast posted:![]() brave cats itt
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what happens when two apex predators meet ![]()
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orange cats best cats
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WINK![]() that is/was Graydings, the son of Dings. he lives in an enormous house and terrorizes dogs all day now
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![]() and finally this is dings yelling at her son
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PREG NET posted:so like you and some other sex offender in jail? yes any man of equal or lesser size i can sexually dominate
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![]() why dont you suck my teats about it rear end in a top hat
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mNB_VG_shc NO
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cat slap fever
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADGn1GABF0Q the cat is trying to eat the baby deer and the mother deer is more worried about the dog thats eight miles away
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god damnit how do i eat you ![]()
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yearp gonna go fight a wild deer, thats a brilliant plan
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the best part is the standoff where the cat reaches up to claw the deers face
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i guess the baby deer spotted the dog and thats why it fell over like a fainting goat later on in the vid
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you dont know that no one can know that
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the funny part is that the neighborhood named that deer 'omar'
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hey he's getting a good sound outta that cat
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*triggers a response typically reserved for hearing a crying baby* *gets what it wants* yeah deal w/ it, man-ape. i have co-opted your instincts.
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clamiam posted:really screechy, annoying, high pitched voice with no rhythm whatsoever. this is how your ex girlfriend described you in bed owned motherbithc
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Legend of Gunpaws
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsUha8sykLk this cat owns
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA32ikd9B34![]()
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graph posted:Normal Things That Cats Do are you also confused when you see someone say "this is awesome" when watching a video of a lion taking down a gazelle
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took my cat to a park because shes stuck in an apartment 24/7 and she immediately bolted for a bird, failed to capture it and then was harassed by magpies for the next 10 mins till she started crying at me ![]()
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2025 14:40 |
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magpies are superintelligent assholes
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