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Kirk
Sep 22, 2003

hass posted:


sideways cat

my cat does this its literally the only way she will drink, she refuses any other form of water conveyance

so its annoying that i have to constantly turn the tap on and off

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Kirk
Sep 22, 2003
cut off the cats claws and it will avoid you and anything that smells like you

be careful when you snip its claws, though - you need to make sure you clip off all of that cloudy pink portion inside of the claw, otherwise it's ineffective

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003

Kirk posted:

cut off the cats claws and it will avoid you and anything that smells like you

be careful when you snip its claws, though - you need to make sure you clip off all of that cloudy pink portion inside of the claw, otherwise it's ineffective

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003

clockwork sundial posted:

kirk cameron?

this is my steam name atm and every other game i join someone is like HEY MAN HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT BANANAS

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003
i do but the bananas are flesh color & shoot cum in my eyes

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003

WrongWay Feldman posted:





ill take one

the one marked EAT

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003
i have always been of the persuasion that cats will not sleep together in a ball unless they have been raised together, after owning and being around many cats over the years i believe my perception to be the truth

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003
or maybe if you have an older cat and you get a really really young kitten that hasnt developed its hissing instinct around strangers yet, then the rules are out the window because really young kittens set off weird behaviors in adult cats. they either hate it to death or they turn into moms that choose Jiff

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003
a couple years ago my cat had a litter of kittens and i discovered that there is nothing better in nature than seeing a mother cat carry kittens around

its the best thing

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003
although one exception is when the mother cat picks up the kitten by the ear by accident and the kitten howls the entire trip in anger and pain

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003
throwing cats into deep snow is the most fun

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003
a fat cat. he name douglas van cattenhoot.

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003

nail posted:

i looked for such a thing and found this,

entitled "Four People Laughing at the Sight of a Cat"

haha the cat is a dnyarri and they are all his slaves

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003
literally every day i do something mean to my cat yet every morning i wake up and she's sleeping in a ball next to my head despite the living room being much warmer

so

the moral here is throw cats in snow or drip water on them to confuse them er'ry day

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003

ShadowHawk posted:

abused women are often more loyal than ones with self esteem

just sayin

i also drip water on my wife and shes like "wtf where did that come from?" and i cackle like a witch

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003

LT.CrownRoast posted:





brave cats itt

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003
what happens when two apex predators meet :ohdear:

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003
orange cats best cats

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003
WINK



that is/was Graydings, the son of Dings. he lives in an enormous house and terrorizes dogs all day now

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003


and finally this is dings yelling at her son

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003

PREG NET posted:

so like you and some other sex offender in jail?

yes any man of equal or lesser size i can sexually dominate

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003


why dont you suck my teats about it rear end in a top hat

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mNB_VG_shc

NO

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003
cat slap fever

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADGn1GABF0Q

the cat is trying to eat the baby deer and the mother deer is more worried about the dog thats eight miles away

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003
god damnit how do i eat you :mad:

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003
yearp gonna go fight a wild deer, thats a brilliant plan

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003
the best part is the standoff where the cat reaches up to claw the deers face

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003
i guess the baby deer spotted the dog and thats why it fell over like a fainting goat later on in the vid

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003
you dont know that

no one can know that

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003
the funny part is that the neighborhood named that deer 'omar'

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003
hey he's getting a good sound outta that cat

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003
*triggers a response typically reserved for hearing a crying baby*

*gets what it wants*

yeah deal w/ it, man-ape. i have co-opted your instincts.

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003

clamiam posted:

really screechy, annoying, high pitched voice with no rhythm whatsoever.

this is how your ex girlfriend described you in bed

owned motherbithc

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003
Legend of Gunpaws

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsUha8sykLk

this cat owns

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA32ikd9B34

:wth:

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003

graph posted:

Normal Things That Cats Do


:confused:

are you also confused when you see someone say "this is awesome" when watching a video of a lion taking down a gazelle

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003
took my cat to a park because shes stuck in an apartment 24/7 and she immediately bolted for a bird, failed to capture it and then was harassed by magpies for the next 10 mins till she started crying at me :rock:

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Kirk
Sep 22, 2003
magpies are superintelligent assholes

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