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simble
May 11, 2004

long time listener first time caller

this is phil



he believes in the healing power of pyramids


can confirm he is a cat


slightly off kilter 8/10


pretty poor dangle form 5/10


he has a boxer friend, rocco


uh... hey buddy what are you doing..... :catstare:

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simble
May 11, 2004

Star War Sex Parrot posted:

yeah i like this cat

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well ok

last night he comes up behind me while im on the computer and stretches up and taps me on the shoulder. i thought it was my gf and said HANG ON. turned around and she wasnt there and it was just the cat. then he jumped in my lap.


outside is weird

simble
May 11, 2004

simble
May 11, 2004



sorry phil this will never happen again... hahaha no im not and yes it will

simble
May 11, 2004



his royal floofness

simble
May 11, 2004



dangle meow

simble
May 11, 2004

simble
May 11, 2004

simble
May 11, 2004


saturday night mutha truckas

simble
May 11, 2004

listen beer snobs i gotta buy stuff that most non goons will like. ill stick to the kilt lifter. thanks for your concerns. please post cats

edit: also cans are superior gently caress you

simble
May 11, 2004



lovely phone camera dangle

simble
May 11, 2004

suggesting fort floof

simble
May 11, 2004





ffs phil

simble fucked around with this message at 15:57 on Jan 2, 2014

simble
May 11, 2004

better get 2 then

simble
May 11, 2004

simble
May 11, 2004

teledildonics posted:

someone sent me a link to this today



all glory to the hypnocat

simble
May 11, 2004


ban. for. anime.

simble
May 11, 2004

most poo

simble
May 11, 2004



you're being an excellent cat, phil. this will reflect well on your review.

simble
May 11, 2004


what are you doing in my old apartment? the sockets are in the same place and everything

simble
May 11, 2004

:cabot:

a good cat with good people

simble
May 11, 2004

and alive dont forget alive. good job you two

simble
May 11, 2004

tell them that a lot of people on the internet want to know. that should make it ok.

simble
May 11, 2004


http://gifsound.com/?gif=https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3765/12231428826_af8bc94b98_b.jpg&v=OVCxJ1aT24A&s=3

simble
May 11, 2004

new lens = take lovely cat pictures while i gently caress with it





simble
May 11, 2004

PipeRifle posted:

hey trophy

simble
May 11, 2004

what was the sound that caused her to do a backflip? also that darn feline...

edit: spoilers

simble
May 11, 2004



danglin

simble
May 11, 2004


lmmfbo

simble
May 11, 2004


death is certain

simble
May 11, 2004

simble
May 11, 2004


i bring you love

simble
May 11, 2004


save me from this spontaneous gravity well

simble
May 11, 2004

i can pet phil until he dies of starvation. he doesn't bite unless i'm aiming for maximum annoyance. cats man how do they work?

simble
May 11, 2004



this is my sister's sadieternate, milo. cat owns.

simble
May 11, 2004

simble
May 11, 2004

El Gar posted:

reminder


trophy for mod

simble
May 11, 2004

my theory is that cats have some kind of periscopic vision. despite being 12 inches on all 4s phil somehow sees bottle caps on a 36" counter

simble
May 11, 2004



Phil + christmas tree + sweet lens flares

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simble
May 11, 2004

Thanks for sharing Dexter with us. He's a good cat and you're a good human. I'm sure you already know that you're doing the right thing.

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