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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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my cat watches me when I work from home. I am convinced he is a chinese gang stalker.

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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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that's awesome. Will have to figure out how to rig up one on the toilet.
I wonder if you could accomplish the same with a beeper and a motion sensor.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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My cat hides in the my sock drawer because the dog tries to cuddle him. Conversely if the cat tries to cuddle the dog, doggy gets pissed off and sleeps somewhere else.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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flyboi posted:

cats own dogs suck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vf9wHkkNGUU

that's a dingo if I ever saw one. And yes, cats are better than dingoes.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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CraigK posted:

this

this is the yosposest cat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIjE8BVV-VI&feature=related

What can I do help Roomba get back to the Home base? It's YOU !

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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relative_q posted:

depends on the marshall. tele + jtm45 = ownzone. tele + jcm2000 = wtf.

now, back to your regularly scheduled cats:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnZhi5gaX8g

that woman seems desperately nervous to avoid the next fist.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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If that cat is alive, I bet its PISSED.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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trump all cats.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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when I fall asleep in my office chair, the cat likes to sneak up and attack my pony tail. Sometimes he'll chase the dog into my lap.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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I keep it up because I don't have time for haircuts and I don't want to look like RMS.

will post pics of my pets if they ever do something other than attempt to murder each other.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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PASTA CAT!

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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graph posted:

holy poo poo get out

ok, ok

here's something a little less disturbing:

http://rememberingroscoe.blogspot.com/

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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My dog wanted to poo poo on this thread.

[img]http://img.waffleimages.com/79bedf09f771b13d508a1934e4cd9ffbf5f7a92c/IMG_0168[1].JPG[/img]

...but he fell asleep instead.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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cat gives no gently caress where he sleeps.


dog butler is the best butler.


e:
scream snipe.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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kill your sister. sleep with your brother-in-law.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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pik_d posted:

Good idea, taking a dump in your pants will really reboot that cat.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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best fun:
1. leaf bag, preferrably new.
2. catnip inside tinfoil ball.
3. cat.

tip bag onto side, toss in tinfoil ball, let cat go to town.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Trig Discipline posted:

here's some healthier deer-cat relations

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qh8gnIluUp4

cat is waiting for the deer to enter an alcohol induced coma so he can suffocate it and consume its brains.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Mr. Jayne is out decimating the local bird population. And bringing them back to my freshly cleaned carpet.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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My cat decided that dead birds were too much work so he's started to bring LIVE loving BIRDS into the house. 3 times in the last two weeks.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Kirk posted:

ahahaha your cat thinks you lack hunting ability XD

well, he's probably right because if I want to eat something I go to the store, buy it and make my wife cook it.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Kirk posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04RZrf3-Mgo

fact: british short hairs look so drat stupid

fattening the rabbit for thanksgiving.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Shaggar posted:

any housecat will beat up a non-feral dog

My cat is living proof of this. It took the dog a few tries before he realized that the cat was best left alone.

E: now they are the best of buddies.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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LamoTheKid posted:

diane catteon

I was gonna go with Tom Waits.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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coconono catte has no tail.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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relative_q posted:

no tail cattes own. my brother has one.

dude has no fear. When I brought him home, my mutt dog constantly tried to get up in his poo poo. mutt dog had permanent clawmark across his nose for 2 months before the dog learned to give catte distance.

Catte also learned how to use doggy doors. Upside: no more litterbox cleaning. Downside: Dead, Semidead and freaked the fuckout alive birds have made housecalls.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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All right! carpet!

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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For whatever reason, my wife threw down birdseed in the back yard. Now there's little clumps of feathers and birdskulls every where.

Also my cat wounded a baby bunny and dropped him in the cold air returns of my house.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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so is there some sort of law that if you own cats you have to own at least one piece of IKEA furniture?

Just wondering.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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being a kiddencatte is hard work:

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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my new kitten doesn't understand that dog food is for dogs. I started filling up food bowls(I do the dog's first because he's a big dork and gets in the way otherwise), and the kitten immediately dives on the dog's bowl.The kitten then puts on an impressive show of hissing and growling. This scares the dog, who runs off and hides. Had to scoop up the kitten and carry her to her respective food bowl.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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My older cat brought in a chipmunk for everyone to playwith. Kitten, Dog and cat all had a great time until the dog decided to do the right thing. He picked the chipmunk up very gingerly and carried him outside. During the process, the chipmunk died.

Dog was very sad.

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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Need to get a pic of my cat and kitten fighting. Its pretty much MMA.

A few nights ago, the cat came in from the rain soaking wet and the kitten proceeded to harass him. Normally, he puts up with a little bit of it and then goes back outside. Tonight seeing as how it was rainy and all, he had enough. All I hear is a thump, see kitten scrambling to get away and my cat locking on a legit RNC.

Kitten has been giving him some more space ever since.

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