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Sehkmet
Oct 22, 2004
All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and UNLIMITED POWER.
Hello YOSPOS I just wanted to say thank you for being the best thread on the forums and I have been reading for all these pages and now I will give you a catte picture.

This is MacGyver and she is seven and a half years old and seventeen and a half pounds of fur and flab but she is mine and a good catte :unsmith:

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Sehkmet
Oct 22, 2004
All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and UNLIMITED POWER.

graph posted:

hodge update:



holy poo poo this catte is incredible

the wilfred brimley of cattes

i would like to tickle those jowls

Sehkmet
Oct 22, 2004
All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and UNLIMITED POWER.

DNova posted:

Outside of Buffalo, NY

I'm happy you found a place for such a sweet catte but if it there is trouble say something. I am actually in Buffalo, and maybe something could be worked out.

Sehkmet
Oct 22, 2004
All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and UNLIMITED POWER.
longtime lurker chiming in to say

trigger9631 posted:

godspeed cabot. :cabot:

Sehkmet
Oct 22, 2004
All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and UNLIMITED POWER.

Shifty Pony posted:

drat right.


i made boo-hoo sniffles and looked over and sadie was doing this


oh is she in for some serious spoiling this weekend.


i think i earlier asked all lurkers with cats to post their cats.

please post your kitty so that we may obsess over them.

here have some more garden minnie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlqEpzQ1nIs

I think I posted my kitty here once before.

Her name is MacGyver. Eleven years ago she broke out of her cage while my then-future-husband and I watched. When we told the pet store employees about it (yes I know, shame) they groaned and said 'not again'.

She was in our apartment less than three hours later after getting the okay from our other roommate. We were told she was a he at the store; the vet asked us when we were getting her spayed.

She doesn't like human food. She just likes to sit on the boxes it comes in.



I thought the hair-trap in the shower had gained sentience.



This is her cat trough. She sits like this in it all the time when conscious, like a good goon.



But I love her, and she loves chin-scritches.



Thank you for looking at my kitty. Thank you for letting me look at all your awesome kitties because they are amazing. :kimchi:

Sehkmet
Oct 22, 2004
All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and UNLIMITED POWER.

Shifty Pony posted:

I now have the user of my bed back but I am not sure that I will wake up tomorrow.



I love how angry/disdainful Sadie always looks, but like so many cats that look that way I bet she's a total lovebug. :kimchi:

Sehkmet
Oct 22, 2004
All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and UNLIMITED POWER.

Pilli posted:

I remember McGyver because how can you forget such a name and such a regal cat

Post more of McGyver, she/he deserves to be admired

also send me your shower curtains when you're done with them, tia

I love my shower curtain, I can't share, sorry

Regal Mac, outside. She doesn't like the outside much anymore where we are. The cars scare her to death, but back when I lived in Canada she had a backyard she would reluctantly check out on occasion.





Super lovely old webcam taken not long after we had moved out of our apartment into a house with other equally dumb students. No Mac, you have self-esteem issues, you aren't trash :(





SynthOrange posted:

Floof levels, critical! :3:

They were not always critical. She got so matted at one point - due to her insane lust for rolling around in wet bathtubs and her insane hatred of being brushed - I had to have her shaved.



She was velvety.



Also not happy about it, but she got over it.

Husband: YOU. ARE. A. KITTY.



Mac: Thanks. You know, because I forgot.

Sehkmet
Oct 22, 2004
All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and UNLIMITED POWER.

FrozenVent posted:

yeah but is mac a kitty kitty? that's the question

When I greet her from work every night, I call her my itty bitty pretty lovely kitty.

Then I pick her up and snorgle her and she meows and I put her down and she runs away while I yell after her, "WHO'S MY KITTY KITTY?!" to which she meows loudly because when I come home = treat time. So I believe the answer is yes, Mac is a kitty kitty.

my neighbours downstairs think I'm insane

Sehkmet
Oct 22, 2004
All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and UNLIMITED POWER.
I don't know how to video, I filmed this using a potato

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FKxPWBwIWU

(my first cat video using my phone, please don't hate me for portrait orientation I swear I'll figure it out next time :ohdear:)

Sehkmet
Oct 22, 2004
All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and UNLIMITED POWER.

eeeeee :3:


Shifty Pony posted:

why i have to regularly drive the 3/4 mile to the gym:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSLynBk9Gvo

EEEEEE :kimchi:

Sehkmet
Oct 22, 2004
All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and UNLIMITED POWER.


it's my mac in a box
mac in a box guuuurl

Sehkmet
Oct 22, 2004
All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and UNLIMITED POWER.
hello yospos, I have barely posted and often lurked

you may remember macgyver (aka mac):



well my quest has been to find the perfect cat to name cheese because mac and cheese, ha ha ha.

quest complete???



(gotta call the rescue and see if we pass muster, etc)

Sehkmet
Oct 22, 2004
All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and UNLIMITED POWER.

devmd01 posted:



Queen of all she surveys. :3:

hello new wallpaper

Sehkmet
Oct 22, 2004
All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and UNLIMITED POWER.
Just took MacGyver to the vet.

so dejected - why are you doing this to me god damnit



because you are 19.9 pounds and you should be closer to 14 that's why



This cat:

- screamed so loud when they took her in the back for bloodwork that she freaked out the dogs in the waiting room
- had to leave her behind to calm down
- pissed all over the exam table

Otherwise she's a healthy rear end in a top hat.

Now it's time to find a second cat. :getin:

Sehkmet
Oct 22, 2004
All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and UNLIMITED POWER.
Just came back from adopting dis guy. He needs to have his teeth cleaned so I haven't brought him home yet, but once that's done he'll be moving in. His name is Cheeto but I am not a fan, give me better names please?



elevator butt



My other cat is gonna be pissed. I'm already getting stink-eye and non-stop meow-yelling from MacGyver. :refurb:

Sehkmet
Oct 22, 2004
All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and UNLIMITED POWER.

Echeveria posted:

Make sure you do a proper cat introduction phase! You'll have much better chance of success if you do it properly.

Definitely - also I'm already ordering the Feliway diffuser. Mac's been with other cats in the past and she handled it well, but that was a few years ago and she's older and grumpier now.

Sehkmet
Oct 22, 2004
All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and UNLIMITED POWER.
picked up my orange catte today from the rescue

between 5-6 years old, has a grade III/IV heart murmur, missing some teeth, rescued from a hoarder.







him shelter name Cheeto, torn between calling him Hamish or Fergus

Sehkmet
Oct 22, 2004
All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and UNLIMITED POWER.

MikeJF posted:

I want to hug him

he's hiding under the bed right now. :(

Sehkmet
Oct 22, 2004
All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and UNLIMITED POWER.

Trig Discipline posted:

seriously sehkmet that dude looks awesome

He is totally awesome, I think - when he was on the bed I could pet him and scritch him, and he was purring and poo poo. But now he's gone to hide under the bed and has been there for hours. I'm sure he'll eventually come out, but drat I wanna pet him and tell him everything is okay now, you're home for good.

Bonus: Mac hating the fact she has competition now.


Sehkmet
Oct 22, 2004
All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and UNLIMITED POWER.

Trast posted:

Also it is really cool that you adopted him knowing about the murmur. A lot of people wouldn't. Luckily a thing like that can not even be an issue for a long time and then it can be treated.

The rescue I got him from also works to adopt out FIV+ kitties, which is pretty baller.

I'm not worried about the murmur much really; he's so shy that it's probably made worse by all the stress he's been through. He'll get to the vet soon and we'll have him re-evaluated.

Sehkmet
Oct 22, 2004
All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and UNLIMITED POWER.
him name now Graham, no longer is he Cheeto

he's been hiding under the bed the past few days since we brought him home, he is a very shy cat buuuuuut


he likes to rest his head on my hand while getting scritches


then he came out after just a couple minutes of under-bed pets and wanted more attention


ah poo poo is this a trap?


not even slightly, he was making air-biscuits he was so happy


also carpet biscuits


he is awesome.

Sehkmet
Oct 22, 2004
All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and UNLIMITED POWER.
graham just got some wet food and does not know what the gently caress



pulled it out of the bowl with his paw and smacked it around a little



you really expect me to eat that?



he would rather lick his own butthole

god drat you graham it's blue buffalo grain-free duck and potato you philistine

:argh: cats :argh:

Sehkmet
Oct 22, 2004
All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and UNLIMITED POWER.
Three weeks ago I brought Graham home from the rescue, and I was really worried he'd never actually settle in and would just live under the bed unhappily. I worried he'd never get along with my other fluffbutt, Mac.

welp here's his new favourite spot - right by my computer chair



all mac does when she sees him is hiss and walk away; about twenty minutes ago they were less than five feet apart and having treats raining down on their heads

Sehkmet
Oct 22, 2004
All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and UNLIMITED POWER.


peace in our time

Mac isn't thrilled with this, but Graham clearly wants to be her new friend. Not a single hiss or raised paw.

Sehkmet
Oct 22, 2004
All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and UNLIMITED POWER.
Mac learns how to dangle.

Sehkmet
Oct 22, 2004
All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and UNLIMITED POWER.
Also, Graham in his cat tree-house.

Sehkmet
Oct 22, 2004
All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and UNLIMITED POWER.

Shifty Pony posted:

also message to all lurkers: post cats if you've got em.

ok

Sehkmet
Oct 22, 2004
All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and UNLIMITED POWER.

Sehkmet
Oct 22, 2004
All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and UNLIMITED POWER.

Sehkmet
Oct 22, 2004
All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and UNLIMITED POWER.

Kwyndig posted:

Is your cat secretly David Bowie?

Nah, she's definitely not majestic enough.

Sehkmet
Oct 22, 2004
All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and UNLIMITED POWER.

Defenestration posted:

Welcome new cattes!

- post again
- post their names

dis macgyver (mac for short)



dis graham

Sehkmet
Oct 22, 2004
All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and UNLIMITED POWER.

Schmeichy posted:

nice! also Macgyver is a good cat name

Earned when we saw her break out of her cage in the pet store, reinforced when she had a fetish for q-tips and hairbands and stored them all under the bathmat. We joked she was going to build a better mousetrap.

Sehkmet
Oct 22, 2004
All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and UNLIMITED POWER.
Graham loves hanging out in the bathroom when you're in there.



How can you say no to belly rubs????



(never a trap)

Sehkmet
Oct 22, 2004
All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and UNLIMITED POWER.

Roosevelt posted:

i was in the bathroom the other day and i had 3 attendants

He comes running whenever he hears someone in there. Like, wakes up from a dead sleep and comes running.

Sehkmet
Oct 22, 2004
All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and UNLIMITED POWER.

Sehkmet
Oct 22, 2004
All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and UNLIMITED POWER.

beatlegs posted:

So bummed. I had to put Tildy to sleep this morning. She was a great cat, a mighty old lady. She lived a good 21 years. I'm going to miss her using my back as a pillow when I sleep & running the bathroom faucet for her b/c it was her favorite way to drink. She was a spitfire who became affectionate in her old age & loved gentle pets on the head, like a mother cat gives to a kitten. RIP.



You are the most amazing cat butler and I'm so sorry. Tildy was beautiful.

Sehkmet
Oct 22, 2004
All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and UNLIMITED POWER.


Sehkmet
Oct 22, 2004
All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and UNLIMITED POWER.


trap
always a trap

hope you feel like donating blood today

Sehkmet
Oct 22, 2004
All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and UNLIMITED POWER.

all I can think of when I look at this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBLdQ1a4-JI

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Sehkmet
Oct 22, 2004
All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and UNLIMITED POWER.

moo-d lighting

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