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Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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Beef Witch
This is a grayvous.

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Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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Beef Witch

fork bomb posted:

Russian village wants to destroy crippled cat sanctuary

(spoiler: cats aren't they only species they're helping)

white people problems :rolleye:

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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Beef Witch




piiink belly

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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Beef Witch
there's a skinny black catte that hangs out near my house. he keeps staring at my front door and i want to give him food but i'm afraid i might attract too many cattes or possibly homeless people :saddowns:

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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Beef Witch
there's this crazy old army guy down the street who feeds the cattes (and stares at me) and they follow him around everywhere but this one black catte with yellow eyes really likes my house for some reason. i can't bring him inside due to two other cattes

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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Beef Witch
so many cattes around my house. maybe i'll stick a catte bowl with some food out in my backyard slab of concrete. i know they hang out back there since i see them sleeping in my neighbor's flower boxes


loving cattes poopin' in my alleyway though :argh:

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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Beef Witch
do not let catte eat from minibar that poo poo is expensive

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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Intoxication posted:

it's catte heaven, therefore minibar expenses are on the company, no exceptions

this is my heaven 2

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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arby's owns gimme a big montanta, curly fries, and a jamocha shake plz

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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Beef Witch
did a GIS for "horney catte" in order to poast something funny and now i'm probably going to get fired

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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Beef Witch
when my gf got her latest cat (the one on the ironing board) we didn't know it but she came pregnant. apparently after being dumped on the side of the road she was kitty gang raped before we adopted her and then when we had her fixed the vet was like "guess what she was pregnant too and we gave her a kitty abortion without asking you that'll be an extra $65 btw"

needless to say we were p mad at the vet for denying us kittens :mad:

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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Migishu posted:

diabeeeeeeetus

what

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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Beef Witch
man i love it when cats do that


it feels so drat good when you're sick :unsmith:

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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Beef Witch
Baby squirrel adopted by catte, learns to purr


^^ video included, feel good catte story of the week

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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Beef Witch
catte users are losers

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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Binary Badger posted:

Okay here's a catte



i think you broke this catte

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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Beef Witch
Cat in the wall, eh?

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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fukken cattes



IMMA LICK ALL THIS HAIR OFF MY BODY AND THEN GOBBLE ALL THIS drat FOOD :barf: :barf: :barf:

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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Beef Witch
i've now seen a jar pooping a cat

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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Beef Witch
our cattes are super lovin' which owns

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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Yakattak posted:

:3: :3: :3: :3: :3: :3:

to be exact

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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Kirk posted:

only 5 cats in that box bro, not 6

there could be one you can't see :mad:

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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Beef Witch
:stare:

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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Beef Witch
when i got back to my house yesterday there were two kittens in my ally. they're old enough to be jumping around and stuff but still pretty tiny. i gave them some food but whenever i tried to get close they ran off and hid

i just want to help you little cattes :saddowns:

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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mrbucket posted:

not really, some people take their long haired cats to groomers to get shaved in summertime because overheating cattes is no good

seriously the first time i ever saw one of my cattes panting it freaked me the gently caress out. they make the strangest faces and i'd never seen one do that before

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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Beef Witch
why you talk as if catte expendable?? :saddowns:

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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Beef Witch
wanna stick my hand into that cat hut

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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Beef Witch
we captured one of the feral kittens and it's currently locked in my bathroom. its sibling escaped us :ohdear:

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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Beef Witch
it slashed up my gf pretty good with its sharp kitty claws and right now we're just letting it chill because it's really scared. i've sent out emails to some shelters and organizations around the philly area and i'm going to try to find it a nice home instead of having it starve in my alley

i'll poast a photo later once it's a little less freaked but at least now it's not going to starve

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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oh to be sure. if it were a full grown catte we would have def used a trap but this one is only a few months old and as i've been watching i swear it looked like it was starving so i was legitimately afraid for its well being

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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El Jackalope posted:

Yodzilla if you probably keep the wilde catte and take him to the vet he's going to get a de-wormer and your little catte will poop and puke worms just to warn you so you don't freak out, because it's really loving gross.

:barf:

Trig Discipline posted:

idk about philly but most places i've been the no-kill shelters have long waiting lists, so maybe congratulations on your new cat

yeah most likely. i've got some people i'm going to talk to about it and i'm almost certain i'll be able to find a home for the guy (girl?). sadly its sibling is still lurking in the alleys around my steet

Thug Bonnet posted:

aw i didnt realize it was a baby good on u for catchin+feedin <3

codename: Venom



it was p freaked yesterday but we left it along overnight and it's actually moving around now in my bathroom and eating so that's good. here it is after climbing up onto some shelving :3:

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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Beef Witch
we'll see. depends on how he/she

1) learns to interact with people
2) gets along with the other two cattes. we've kept them completely separate for now as i don't want to take any chances if the kitten is sick or anything

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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Beef Witch
hey I'M white people!!

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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we always just used spraypaint

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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alley kitten update: sibling catte has made a reappearance; currently attempting to coax it into the open with wet foodstuffs


first catte codename Venom is adapting a little to its surroundings but has yet to engage humans in any meaningful way since first encounter


more to follow

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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Beef Witch
:negative:

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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Beef Witch
i think u posted that in the wrong thread but yeah those "tents" are loving awesome. i've got some photos i can dig up as well

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Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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qirex posted:

They have giant walls with water running down them.

yup. and just like in american bars the women are always sneaking in to use the men's room since the ladies' room is backed way the gently caress up


also i've never seen so many pretzels and rotisserie chickens in my life. the kitchens in those tents are loving gigantic and it's even more amazing when you realize that they're not permanent structures and get torn down every year

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