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Boner Slam
May 9, 2005

relative_q posted:






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Boner Slam
May 9, 2005

Panic! At The cisco posted:


Boner Slam
May 9, 2005
lol at people who think that their cats have stopped jumping on objects instead of just doing it in secret

Boner Slam
May 9, 2005

Boner Slam
May 9, 2005
my catte













She is the most insane catte I ever had









spoiler alert the mouse died sorry

Boner Slam
May 9, 2005

DNova posted:

here kittens are called katzenbabys

ich liebe katzenbabys

Alternatively: Kätzchen

Boner Slam
May 9, 2005

gotta have this on this page

Boner Slam
May 9, 2005

what the gently caress are you doing to your cat?

Boner Slam
May 9, 2005
no seriously, how do you do that with her face?

Boner Slam
May 9, 2005

Boner Slam
May 9, 2005
My cat has this. It happens when the vet fucks up the neutering procedure.

Doesn't necessarily mean the cat is fat.


edit: not nearly as extreme though

Boner Slam
May 9, 2005

relative_q posted:

time to get mighty huntress magda all riled up






quotin so y'all can click on the things again

Boner Slam
May 9, 2005
So how regularly do you participate in watersports in that tub and how often do you clean?

Boner Slam
May 9, 2005


I am amazed how well trained Trophy is.

Boner Slam
May 9, 2005
Oh, an outside mackerel tabby housecat, look forward to a variety of rodents, birds and small animals brought to your door every day - for free. Enjoy!

edit: also sometimes larger animals

Boner Slam
May 9, 2005

relative_q posted:

magda doesnt give a poo poo about zombie tv shows apparently




hot drat

Boner Slam
May 9, 2005

gotta be on dis page yo

Boner Slam
May 9, 2005
sorry about mr cat

Boner Slam
May 9, 2005
It was a gift, for you to play with stupid. Uuuuuuuugh, people

Boner Slam
May 9, 2005

relative_q posted:

SUNDAY AFTERNOON MOTHERFUCKERS

















holy lol


e: cant breathe

Boner Slam
May 9, 2005

relative_q posted:

current magda status



:3

Boner Slam
May 9, 2005

lol someone avatar this asap

Boner Slam
May 9, 2005

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:

this loving thread

is your av huoratron?

Boner Slam
May 9, 2005

gotta have this on this page because lol

Boner Slam
May 9, 2005

lol

Boner Slam
May 9, 2005

the cat
the ibm model m
the frequency chart


i can't

Boner Slam
May 9, 2005
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmCvCKn69oo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmCvCKn69oo

Boner Slam
May 9, 2005
y'all ready for a magdasnipe

relative_q posted:


also, friday night motherfuckers:




Boner Slam
May 9, 2005

lol that cat

Boner Slam
May 9, 2005

cats actually die from this a lot

Boner Slam
May 9, 2005

lol

Boner Slam
May 9, 2005

teh z0rg posted:

that cat looks like he would ask me why i've been given so many opportunities and squandered them all

tell us more about your parents

Boner Slam
May 9, 2005

relative_q posted:

current magda status: makin it real hard to get up for work



god drat

Boner Slam
May 9, 2005

relative_q posted:

magda has a moose friend



AHAHAHAHAHAHAH gently caress me

Boner Slam
May 9, 2005

relative_q posted:


this is a magda.




this is also a magda.



i hope you have enjoyed these cats.



how do you even function with having madgda in your house. I cant even deal with Madgda pictures, I just cant

Boner Slam
May 9, 2005

Jesus Christ

Boner Slam
May 9, 2005
can someone post that video with the cat hating the birds and crying about it, a good video

Boner Slam
May 9, 2005
Very often I get asked: "Boner Slam, what it is like to have a cat"
Well, dear non-cat people, let me use this little picture story to explain.

Imagine myself, Boner Slam, going to my computer to post some idiot posts on some internet website-forum.




Now, as it turns out, this is not possible because there is an animal sitting right next to my mouse


Yes this is a very good spot for you to sit. Are you pretending to be sleeping?




wow... so cat





Me: "Well surely she wants to be petted or something. Why else sit in that exact spot"





Me: "I'll just reach in there and start...."





oh go





agggg







That's what having a cat is like

Boner Slam fucked around with this message at 17:42 on Sep 9, 2013

Boner Slam
May 9, 2005



Maybe I'll go in for a pet?





Okay okay I leave you alone god damnit don't bite me agggh

Get a cat, they said, enjoy the pets all drat day they said








God damnit

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Boner Slam
May 9, 2005

Ahahahahahaha

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