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Jonny 290 posted:

thats what we did with our current cat, she's a shelter kitty and p. awesome

it sucks, they're not doing spays/neuters any more at our city animal place because the shelter is underfunded because the shelter is overcrowded because they don't do spays/neuters any more

so how much does it cost to have a vet do it

# ¿ Sep 15, 2009 15:30

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# ¿ Nov 11, 2025 07:33

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oh, that is a lot of money, better get a savannah cat

# ¿ Sep 15, 2009 15:33

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Jonny 290 posted:

$80 is doable and im fortunate enough to be able to pay stuff like that (it's $55-60 here btw, we're in hickville) but maybe my concern is the tens of thousands of people in my town who maybe can't, and as such animals needlessly suffer because of it

oic

# ¿ Sep 15, 2009 15:45

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# ¿ Sep 15, 2009 17:05

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mine ate a grasshopper. she jumped on it and pushed it around. it's head fell off and so did one of the big legs and were forgotten. but the rest of it, she munched it down. now she just plays with them til theyre dead so i dont let her chase them any more.

# ¿ Sep 16, 2009 15:44

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she used to chase butterflies but gave up when she realized she would never ever catch one, now she wont even look at them

# ¿ Sep 16, 2009 15:45

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ShadowHawk posted:

TABLES!!!!

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um thats a chair

# ¿ Sep 22, 2009 18:42

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clockwork sundial posted:

maybe it's the same for cats

they do have crazy sensitive hearing, i watched a pbs special all about it. i dont think a human brain could handle all the poo poo they hear

# ¿ Nov 19, 2009 19:50

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clockwork sundial posted:

my parents got this spray that's like cat-b-gone or something

basically you spray it on a thing and it makes them not want to touch it for some reason or another

i don't remember much about it

you can accomplish this with hot sauce. not that you want to put hot sauce on your curtains casao. more helpful:

quote:

Plants That Are Cat Repellents
5. Some plants give off smells that cats dislike. One such plant, Coleus canina, goes by the common name, "scaredy cat plant." As the second term in the Latin name indicates (think "canine"), it is also effective if you have trouble landscaping with dogs. Other plants often recommended for keeping cats away from yards are:

* rue,
* lavender, which deer pests also dislike
* pennyroyal
Other Substances That Double as Cat Repellents
6. Try sprinkling "stinky" substances around the problem area, including:

* dried-blood fertilizer
* mothballs (drop them into a can or jar, cover, and make a few holes in the cover).
* cayenne pepper flakes (but see below)
* ammonia

i dont mind the smell of mothballs, but youd probably rather use one of the plants. lavender is nice.

# ¿ Nov 19, 2009 20:01

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rotor posted:

arduino is way cooler than whatever gay poo poo an micpt or whatever is

# ¿ Nov 19, 2009 21:36

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wouldnt hot sauce or lime juice or any of that stuff attract ants, smell, and be sticky?

# ¿ Nov 20, 2009 17:05

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Roguestar posted:

some fat people wipe theyselves like that

http://www.livingxl.com/store/en_US/catalog/browse_sku.jsp?clear=true&catID=cat40204&prodId=X1328&id=cat40204

ahahahahahhahaa

# ¿ Nov 20, 2009 18:43

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my cat enjoys twizzlers and butter cookies

# ¿ Nov 23, 2009 20:27

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cat island

# ¿ Nov 23, 2009 21:05

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camnutz posted:

to counter with sperg, modern cars combust so cleanly that it's very hard to get CO poisoning from them now

that sucks

# ¿ Nov 24, 2009 13:10

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LT.CrownRoast posted:

pet all cats

# ¿ Dec 11, 2009 17:49

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but kittens dont have short legs like that

anyway.
Poll cat
(Tribune archive photo)
Minnie II, Engine Company 14's mascot in 1938, showed she could scurry down a poll just as fast as her firefighting friends.

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# ¿ Dec 21, 2009 13:44

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what is pet island gonna do, invade yospos lol

# ¿ Dec 31, 2009 18:29

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flyboi posted:

^__________________________________^

did you give him a haircut or something, i thought your cat was fluffy

# ¿ Jan 5, 2010 18:35

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flyboi posted:

that's my friends cat

she kind of looks like my cat

# ¿ Jan 6, 2010 15:10

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# ¿ Jan 19, 2010 15:43

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DNova posted:

bad

# ¿ Feb 1, 2010 19:56

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ShinsoBEAM! posted:

kitties love playing around plants too at least ours does, and eating our blueberries sometimes

# ¿ Feb 18, 2010 20:19

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she loves loves loves outside so i let her out in the snow but she didnt dig it much

# ¿ Feb 18, 2010 20:20

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nail fucked around with this message at 14:15 on Mar 3, 2010

# ¿ Mar 1, 2010 17:40

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# ¿ Mar 4, 2010 12:43

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my cat climbs up my clothes to do that

p funny when someone else is standing near a counter and she jumps on them

# ¿ Mar 4, 2010 20:19

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clockwork sundial posted:

why do people do this

is it to fish more comments? or cause they dont want %RANDOMBLOG% to post their cat video because, um, privacy? on the youtube internet? idgi

anyway thats still a proclick

# ¿ Mar 4, 2010 21:31

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# ¿ Mar 9, 2010 13:08

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cat washin

# ¿ Mar 10, 2010 19:32

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Casao posted:

oh they all KNOW their name,

The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter,
It isn't just one of your holiday games;
You may think at first I'm as mad as a hatter
When I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES.
First of all, there's the name that the family use daily,
Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo or James,
Such as Victor or Jonathan, George or Bill Bailey--
All of them sensible everyday names.
There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter,
Some for the gentlemen, some for the dames:
Such as Plato, Admetus, Electra, Demeter--
But all of them sensible everyday names.
But I tell you, a cat needs a name that's particular,
A name that's peculiar, and more dignified,
Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular,
Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride?
Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum,
Such as Munkustrap, Quaxo, or Coricopat,
Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum-
Names that never belong to more than one cat.
But above and beyond there's still one name left over,
And that is the name that you never will guess;
The name that no human research can discover--
But THE CAT HIMSELF KNOWS, and will never confess.
When you notice a cat in profound meditation,
The reason, I tell you, is always the same:
His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation
Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name:
His ineffable effable
Effanineffable
Deep and inscrutable singular Name.

# ¿ Mar 18, 2010 18:35