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Zereth
Jul 8, 2003




Deathlove posted:

My co-parent would get a dessert and I'd have some chips or whatnot. She'd call it my appré-tizer.
no the Finisher's Power Plate goes between the entree and dessert

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Previa_fun
Nov 10, 2004

Aww, so I had my slant on. Lay off me!


Blammin' Slammin' oh man am I jammin' enchilada stackers

ullerrm
Dec 30, 2012


I am perpetually disappointed that Fiesta Max isn't a real place.

(I am also perpetually disappointed that Remininsce Magazine, from the Milklin arc, is a real thing.)

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009



Wow I was misremembering the name of the duck that bit Pat as "Mr. Quackers" and "Bonkers T. McQuack" is so much better. e: that is dangerously close to the GOF so block out some time

KICK BAMA KICK fucked around with this message at 01:02 on May 26, 2020

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.


Ray ate the reason that Pat is a vegan.

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009



Also never realized that Beef's Uncle George of Kronos Cafe is the one who appears in the strip where Molly imagines Akkolade DJing their wedding. ("Nina! He says this?")

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



Previa_fun posted:

Blammin' Slammin' oh man am I jammin'

This was code between me and my ex for "I've been drinking, disregard everything I say from here until sunrise"

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010

Don't look at me-
I'm ugly in the morning
When the headaches gone
The sun is not.
Forgot to turn the alarm
On - on


Pillbug

Pastry of the Year posted:

This was code between me and my ex for "I've been drinking, disregard everything I say from here until sunrise"

I am totally gonna start using it for that.

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte - just delivered the BUMB, the Hiroshima bumb. Eleven hundred men went into the water.


KICK BAMA KICK posted:

Also never realized that Beef's Uncle George of Kronos Cafe is the one who appears in the strip where Molly imagines Akkolade DJing their wedding. ("Nina! He says this?")

somehow I didn't remember Teodor was the DJ *and* Maid of Honor

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

KICK BAMA KICK posted:

Also never realized that Beef's Uncle George of Kronos Cafe is the one who appears in the strip where Molly imagines Akkolade DJing their wedding. ("Nina! He says this?")
I knew this, but I did not recall this:

Rev. Bleech_ posted:

somehow I didn't remember Teodor was the DJ *and* Maid of Honor
and so the entire exchange made my morning, thank you.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.






Dead Man’s Band



I am so in tune with Beef's expression in panel 3.

Android Blues
Nov 22, 2008



That salad genuinely sounds so dreadful. There is no way Teodor put that duck breast proscuitto through a proper six month cure. Dude probably used sodium nitrite, all giving Roast Beef reason to have fears about colon cancer when he discovers it.

Android Blues
Nov 22, 2008



Like, we're talking thin slices of shop-cured duck meat slathered in peaches and orange essence. It's going to be like eating the fascination layer of a supermarket sandwich. Zero roughage.

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

someday he would have an anchor tattooed on his chest

is it "ravioli" in quotation marks because the hamachi is thin sliced and folded to resemble ravioli, with the quail yolk inside and the chive-tobiko mousse on top, or what?

Deathlove
Feb 20, 2003



Pillbug

Shibawanko posted:

is it "ravioli" in quotation marks because the hamachi is thin sliced and folded to resemble ravioli, with the quail yolk inside and the chive-tobiko mousse on top, or what?

that was my presumptions, yes.

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01262007

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Rev. Bleech_ posted:

somehow I didn't remember Teodor was the DJ *and* Maid of Honor

Teodor is not an anything of honor

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

I still can't believe they cast Spock as me. Spock! Can you imagine?

Of course, he was missing a few things.



His serotonin's been deionized by all the grocery store sushi he eats! He's just wasting that Yale education.

Zereth
Jul 8, 2003




Android Blues posted:

That salad genuinely sounds so dreadful. There is no way Teodor put that duck breast proscuitto through a proper six month cure. Dude probably used sodium nitrite, all giving Roast Beef reason to have fears about colon cancer when he discovers it.

Android Blues posted:

Like, we're talking thin slices of shop-cured duck meat slathered in peaches and orange essence. It's going to be like eating the fascination layer of a supermarket sandwich. Zero roughage.
Achewood is in the San Fransisco Bay area (specifically on the Peninsula but that probably doesn't mean anything if you haven't lived in the general area)

He can absolutely just go buy it with no notice.


It does sound like an awful salad though.

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009



Jerusalem posted:

Teodor is not an anything of honor


God this and "COME ON SHOW ME HER NAKED" are two of the most shamefully real moments of dudes.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


KICK BAMA KICK posted:

God this and "COME ON SHOW ME HER NAKED" are two of the most shamefully real moments of dudes.

I think my favorite part of that is "Safe Search is off" because in his desperation he thought maybe Google was just hiding the nude results he wanted

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



I've been reading the body of work of Charles Portis in quarantine and if you love the language of Achewood, you've got to check this author out. I know he's best known for writing True Grit, but his dirtbag 60s-80s narratives almost certainly have to have been a part of the formative Achewood DNA.

How Wonderful!
Jul 18, 2006






I only have excellent ideas


Pastry of the Year posted:

I've been reading the body of work of Charles Portis in quarantine and if you love the language of Achewood, you've got to check this author out. I know he's best known for writing True Grit, but his dirtbag 60s-80s narratives almost certainly have to have been a part of the formative Achewood DNA.

Oh man he rules so loving much. I did a reread of a bunch of his stuff right after he died, Norwood is one of the funniest American novels of all time for sure.

Fallom
Sep 6, 2008




Fun Shoe

prefect posted:



I am so in tune with Beef's expression in panel 3.

this comic comes to mind every single time I'm at some hip restaurant and they're putting quotes around basic food terms and making "smashed" potatoes sound exotic

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Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

TURDS BOD


Jerusalem posted:

I think my favorite part of that is "Safe Search is off" because in his desperation he thought maybe Google was just hiding the nude results he wanted

thank you for adding a new dimension to my favorite Teodor moment like over a decade later.

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