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Absolutely perfect. Dear Mr. Onstad I would gladly pay you $5 to read a blog post where Pat explains his enthusiasm for crypto while addressing concerns about the ecological impact of blockchain power consumption. JethroMcB fucked around with this message at 18:28 on Jan 26, 2022 |
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JethroMcB posted:Absolutely perfect. Ray got in and out at the perfect time, netting him a cool billion dollars, but in both cases he thought he was signing up for and then canceling a massage
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e: mistake post
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Pattonesque posted:Ray got in and out at the perfect time, netting him a cool billion dollars, but in both cases he thought he was signing up for and then canceling a massage Ray thought he was arranging for a woman to form a relationship between her bottom, a cake, and his back. Strange Cares fucked around with this message at 18:35 on Jan 26, 2022 |
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DID YOU NFT ME ON THE NEWS YOU SONOFABITCH
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All I am left with is this ape of myself in a rather parturient condition, which I am now not even sure that I like.
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Pat would totally be the sonofabitch tipping off Showbiz where to hijack the video card shipments and then sending them off to his Russian mining farm.
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Jan 26, 2022 18:53
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Rev. Bleech_ posted:DID YOU NFT ME ON THE NEWS YOU SONOFABITCH *scrunched up Ray sad face*
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"Lyle wiped two tokens under his arms and put them back with the rest. It seemed to give him energy."
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Strange Cares posted:"Lyle wiped two tokens under his arms and put them back with the rest. It seemed to give him energy." 
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Lie Bot, what's an NFT?
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A.o.D. posted:Pat would totally be the sonofabitch tipping off Showbiz where to hijack the video card shipments and then sending them off to his Russian mining farm. You know what, Pat is that one jagoff in every thread on Twitter about blockchain ecological impacts who talks about, well, actually, with this new technology Pat also minted his own token which is entirely run off of a server he maintains that's made out of discarded coconut husks and is powered by a generator that runs off his exercise bike. "Patcoin" is the only true green cryptocurrency and if you think about buying one, the attendant caloric expenditure means you're already out money on the deal.
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Wanderer posted:You know what, Pat is that one jagoff in every thread on Twitter about blockchain ecological impacts who talks about, well, actually, with this new technology Pat delivers hand-defunged tokens to a central pickup location via his gravity sensible skitter-cart. The pickup location is an all-vegan bestitute farmer's market where you have to commit to buying $87 worth of goods to enter. There is no parking.
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meanwhile all of Pat’s living expenses are covered by Rod’s burgeoning OnlyFans business, anchored by the wildly successful Picnic Panic Theatre and accompanying PicnicPod ChatCast, both of which update every week Pat’s dad is a tier 1 subscriber, 100% because he wants to help out his son/son in law, but it still makes family meetings awkward
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Jan 26, 2022 21:46
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Could there be a not-awkward family gathering with Pat?
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I feel like Ray would be the kind of guy who gets into NFT's by accident but after being explained how terrible they are ends up feeling really lovely about it and ends up doing something ridiculous with the money he made to try and make up for it Philippe meanwhile fills up several hard drives with "funny monkey images" he's downloaded off Twitter, resulting in Teodore having to stage an intervention
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Pat gets so angry screaming at Philippe that he can't just right click and save ape pictures THAT DOESN'T COUNT that doctors have to send him away to be killed.
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I feel like Beef would get so mad about cryptocurrency that he’d write a script that somehow would make a miner farm blow up
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Aren't all miner farms basically external combustion engines waiting to happen?
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Pattonesque posted:Ray got in and out at the perfect time, netting him a cool billion dollars, but in both cases he thought he was signing up for and then canceling a massage ray bought in to do silk road transactions then weed got decriminalized in california
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Rev. Bleech_ posted:DID YOU NFT ME ON THE NEWS YOU SONOFABITCH
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Hey! Don't NFT me, you son of a bitch!
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davidspackage posted:Hey! Don't NFT me, you son of a bitch!
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Pat's involvement with crypto is driven by the "community" aspect. Mostly because he realizes that they're not keen on ostracizing whale investors, no matter how obnoxious they are. He has over $200,000 tied up in NFTs so he can espouse his views about barbers to a captive audience without fear of retribution.
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Dudes on Twitter reacting with shock and offended anger when they realize anyone can save a jpg and upload it wherever they want is possibly the most pat-like thing I have ever witnessed
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Pat, man! I mint NFTs now! I'm just like you!
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You about to get hit in the eyes with some cask-strength ape, brother.
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davidspackage posted:Hey! Don't NFT me, you son of a bitch! The sad and scary thing is that it would be dirt easy to do NFT's for Achewood
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davidspackage posted:Lie Bot, what's an NFT? A trust fund man crying and promising a repeatedly screenshotted jpeg that it will still be valuable one day. And that they’ll play together in the blockchain when it gets better.
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I wanna see Ramses Luther Smuckles straight up kill an NFT with his bare hands and a stern look
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Ugly In The Morning posted:A trust fund man crying and promising a repeatedly screenshotted jpeg that it will still be valuable one day. Noooo!
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Ok Comboomer posted:I wanna see Ramses Luther Smuckles straight up kill an NFT with his bare hands and a stern look
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DACK FAYDEN posted:I'll be damned. The Man with the Ape on his Hands. “tell me again about the blockchain, money man” *knuckles crack
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Deathlove posted:Pat, man! I mint NFTs now! I'm just like you! ...it's an AFFRONT to the DIGNITY of BORED APES DACK FAYDEN posted:I'll be damned. The Man with the Ape on his Hands. don't rap blockchain to me, boy Anyway, prediction is, we actually see Achewood NFTs being sold right around the time the Complete Canon gets pushed back to 2024.
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Pat I assume you've been gathering your financial information from the sort of alarmist crypto website that classifies RGB colors as morbidly speculative. gently caress along now.
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how did you know Nolan was about to right-click/save-as Phillipe's PFP??
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Onstad has always been at the tail-end of trends, I think he'll get into NFTs in like four years
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theironjef posted:Pat I assume you've been gathering your financial information from the sort of alarmist crypto website that classifies RGB colors as morbidly speculative. gently caress along now. jokes aside, I’m p sure that if Pat were real, he’d be one of those Jimmy Dore fans that’s been turned into an antivaxxer, and everyone would be torn between wondering if some kind of intervention should be done and just super-duper extra avoiding him
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now you can own the recipe for this craft soda on the blockchain
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