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Frankly, I ain't too into Chris these days. Always coming and going. Mostly going. Never includes a player. Talks big on old business guys with money who crave his ideas. Always wearing that quilted puffer vest with the sheepskin collar. Guy's buffing a move and shading an OG. Screw that man.
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Here's a story about how my friend's favorite maglite almost got him suspended from high school graduation My class senior year of high school was printing out souvenir shirts, it was one of those designs where it was the last two digits of the graduating year but blown up so everyone could write their signature in it. My friend just drew his favorite maglite 3 cell D, best weight to length ratio for his signature and then got caught by the administration who asked if he drew a penis, and that he would be barred from the graduation ceremony if he lied to them. My friend could either talk about his favorite comic strip and how they start a line of greeting cards for dudes which invites them to draw their favorite maglite or take the easy road out and say he drew a penis. He said he drew a penis. Which made us laugh hysterically once we realized it dove-tailed so gracefully into the "Everything I draw ends up lookin like a dick" joke
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Mar 6, 2021 21:07
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Mar 6, 2021 21:08
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God I forgot all about the Maglite. Ray going,"Is he arresting me? Is this a... "friends' arrest"?" is one of my favorite lines in Achewood 
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Rev. Bleech_ posted:anyone else notice the Complete Canon has been pushed back to 2022? May as well rename it Achewood Cookbook 3 I thought this was a bit, but no   e: your guess as to which button I pressed belies your measure of me as a man
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Mar 8, 2021 23:54
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superpenis testicles
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Mar 15, 2021 04:14
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It’s been over a decade since Ray came out as a Breast Man. Is he still into them big ol’ titties or has he graduated to HOLE MAN?
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Mar 16, 2021 01:26
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I think becoming a HOLE MAN is more “expulsion” than “graduation”.
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Mar 16, 2021 01:38
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I haven’t read it in well over a decade. Is Achewood still around?
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Mar 20, 2021 20:39
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As in you can read it still, yes. No new content since the 2016 year of a strip a week though.
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Mar 20, 2021 20:40
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Next cookbook coming any day now.
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V.I.P. Entertainment Concepts presents... Tim Simmons in... THE DUDE HAS GOT NO MERCY
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J. Vincent J. Lemoni is my favorite fake name in Achewood, or perhaps all of fiction. I have no idea why.
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Ugly In The Morning posted:J. Vincent J. Lemoni is my favorite fake name in Achewood, or perhaps all of fiction. I have no idea why. Restroom Eyes also all the euphemisms for defecating, like “dropping hind-fruit ‘pon the earth” and “making plop-plops” and of course “making pickles” to describe pissing and making GBS threads, as in an extremely inebriated Ray Smuckles making pickles in a hotel bed to the disgust and chagrin of his best friend, later feeling forced to abscond with the bed linens in shame
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Mar 20, 2021 22:45
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And put a bullet in them.
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Libra posted:And put a bullet in them. in the middle of the desert, no less
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A turd with a bullet in it ain't exactly the 5 O'clock News Ray
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Mar 21, 2021 00:58
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Guy wouldn't even LOOK at my credit card
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The wine so bad it made the news
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Was listening to Kool Keith today, and he's got a song called Maxi Curls, and all I could think of was J.J. the Land Retard.
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Ok Comboomer posted:Restroom Eyes People call that thing cats do where they massage you with their paws "makin' biscuits" and it always makes me think of this, which is why I do not call it that.
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A Single Sphink posted:Was listening to Kool Keith today, and he's got a song called Maxi Curls, and all I could think of was J.J. the Land Retard. For the last fifteen years (Jesus Christ I started reading Achewood fifteen years ago?!) ive had that pop into my head unbidden. It also makes me wonder if there are air and sea ones as well.
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Ugly In The Morning posted:It also makes me wonder if there are air and sea ones as well. Same
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davidspackage posted:People call that thing cats do where they massage you with their paws "makin' biscuits" and it always makes me think of this, which is why I do not call it that. what show/comic called it “making science”? I 100% didn’t make that up, I got it from somewhere, but I can’t remember where
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Mar 21, 2021 07:30
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Like Diamond Jim Brady I say pshaw to you! Curse it all!
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I boo the nacho as his father
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Pffft, I guess Welshmen fear the unknown 
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Dog, do not drag that merkin in the breakfast eggs. You gonna ruin that merkin!
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Deathlove posted:The wine so bad it made the news christ! it smells like someone working on a car!
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paranoid randroid posted:christ! it smells like someone working on a car! you don't LIKE it, what you LIKE is that you're holding something the police will wrestle you for
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Am I crazy, or is there a strip where Ray blames a bad golf game on letting scientists cut his dick off the night before? Also, is the Achewood search bot horrible? I'm pretty sure it's horrible. Or otherwise just not searching the entire catalog. e: Turns out it was in the GQ run of strips, which I completely forgot were a thing. Here it is, should you be missing it. Jury remains out on the search bot. I can't locate the gently caress You Friday office smells edition, despite use of uncommon words in webcomics such as "Bolsheviks". A celebration of the English language, if only I can find the dang thing. the numa numa song fucked around with this message at 05:16 on Mar 31, 2021 |
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the numa numa song posted:Am I crazy, or is there a strip where Ray blames a bad golf game on letting scientists cut his dick off the night before? Haven't seen that one before, the Whole Foods route is the funniest one
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palamedes posted:you don't LIKE it, what you LIKE is that you're holding something the police will wrestle you for Is the police wrestling you because of your actions on Gusano Rojo, or because they want to drink the Gusano Rojo too?
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the numa numa song posted:Am I crazy, or is there a strip where Ray blames a bad golf game on letting scientists cut his dick off the night before?
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Zereth posted:I think it has to be manually updated and nobody's done that after a certain date. So, yeah, the latter. The ability to update it manually goes away in like 2008 but there are some past there that are already logged. That comic definitely exists though. I think it’s a flowchart.
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Zefiel posted:Is the police wrestling you because of your actions on Gusano Rojo, or because they want to drink the Gusano Rojo too? I always read it like they were trying to take the dangerous thing away from you, the same way they would a nail-bat or a cartoony dynamite plunger, and for much the same reasons E: happy Oldsmobile page
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the numa numa song posted:Am I crazy, or is there a strip where Ray blames a bad golf game on letting scientists cut his dick off the night before? SOON: Perfect Friends.
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the numa numa song posted:Am I crazy, or is there a strip where Ray blames a bad golf game on letting scientists cut his dick off the night before? I can't find the one with Llap Goch, the Welsh martial art. Can anyone help a brother out?
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ManiacClown posted:I can't find the one with Llap Goch, the Welsh martial art. Can anyone help a brother out? That's definitely not on the site.
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ManiacClown posted:I can't find the one with Llap Goch, the Welsh martial art. Can anyone help a brother out? This? I think it's a Monty Python thing, not Achewood 
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