Der Shovel posted:"That's big talk from a guy who masturbates the way some people have a god" is a pretty drat good line. Yeah, a lot of these strips hover in the "good" to "eh, good" range, but it's cool because they also all have almost exactly one classic achewood line that just blows you away. Too bad Sun Tzu ain't got a chapter for when the enemy is yourself.
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"I mean, you can't put shoes on it, or anything. Heh! You know--it's an abortion." "Abortions can't wear shoes?" "No... not if they doin' it right. No."
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May 16, 2016 00:45
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May 17, 2016 01:26
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tacodaemon posted:It should be noted that Stella Artois wasn't widely introduced into the U.S. market until 2001, so it didn't have decades of baggage to overcome in branding itself here. the most successful beer marketing legacy goes to PBR. known as lovely wheat water for a century, manages to become an ironic staple for youth wishing to conform
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RZApublican posted:And a non-ironic drink in China, where it is expensive and considered classy. considering that their entire economy is based off of unloading their cheaply made slave-laboured poo poo on us, this seems somehow fair
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May 18, 2016 17:58
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from 2011 (thanks google):quote:Seriously, it costs less than an ironic PBR tallboy to subscribe to content that will take a month to read. http://t.co/eD7Fsz0 ACHEWOOD FTW jesus
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I sat a a communal table in a cafe for the first time just yesterday. It wasn't that bad! write in the feelings journal, beef
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May 20, 2016 13:25
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Jerusalem posted:Ha, holy crap it is too. None of us has a friend like Ray, except for the sense in which the achewood comic strip is our lifelong friend and companion have fun having sex, dude
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May 20, 2016 13:30
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Pakled posted:So has Molly just disappeared from new-Achewood? I know neo-achewood has been ENTIRELY just onstad's crotchety old-man complaints filtered through the mouths of cartoon stuffed-animals (with the exception of the two panel retcon of the Ray in Rehab arc), but yeah, I still keep waiting for the throwaway line where they mention Molly leaving beef. It would explain why he's been even more misanthropic than before
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goddamit I was seconds away from posting this The prop line is horrible and true edit: https://www.catandgirl.com btw
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Yeah, to those of us who don't play computer games this is like saying "Roast Beef is a total Hannah!" to someone that doesn't watch Girls (which is especially ridiculous since Beef is 100% a Marnie).
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The Pony Incident posted:I was trying to make fun of the person who initially said it because it seemed really funny and stupid to me i too spoke in jest
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spoochfch'a
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What do you think made Onstad more money; sales of his soda syrup, or the achewood "honor store"
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May 27, 2016 06:04
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actually the soda story was basically the most achewood thing you can do irl
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May 27, 2016 19:09
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12/24/15 - 5/27/16 RIP The often-very-decent new achewood. We hardly knew ye
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May 28, 2016 03:13
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Unpopular opinions: I liked the Penny arc, and I loved Ray in Rehab
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Potato Jones posted:Well, gently caress. yessssss
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Jun 3, 2016 17:33
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Saoshyant posted:Nice touch on that TIME cover with the intern leaving the picture's watermark. Yeah, a lot of pretty incredible small details in this one. So weird that this strip dropped on time no probs, whereas the flowchart came in a few hours late. Maybe it's just emotionally easier for Onstad to mock his failed soda syrup company then it is for him to mock his failed marriage.
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Jun 4, 2016 20:41
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ohmygod that is the cutest most noblest cat in the world, yes it is, yes it is
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now tell us your opinions about k-cups
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Jun 5, 2016 23:09
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I haven't seen The Right Stuff since freshmen year, so this strip ain't made no sorts of sense to me. can anyone explain the context? Did chuck yeager get caught sleeping with a prostitute or something?
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Pakled posted:When I was doing my first archive binge through Achewood, I think it was this strip where I decided that Achewood was not merely a good webcomic but a great webcomic. daaamn
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:also there was a massive investigation and he was cleared kinda and then died in the apollo 1 test launch fire ah man, motherfucker just could not catch a break when it came to opening doors, huh? and getting laid, apparently
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Der Shovel posted:Which leads to one of my all-time favourite Achewoods. Jesus, Todd would've been the perfect VP pick for this election cycle Maybe we should Black Mirror it and elect Philippe in 2020 even though he's constitutionally ineligible and also a cartoon character
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Nov 19, 2016 17:05
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Yeah, the amount of weed jokes since achewood returned > the amount of weed jokes in the strips prior 11 year run Not that there's anything wrong with that. Onstad is at the "American Beauty" phase of the sad middle-age dad lifecycle. sadly, that is also the penultimate phase
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Nov 21, 2016 16:27
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prefect posted:What's the final phase? They are placed in the queue of Samsara for reincarnation, typically as an Unfortunate Being.
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Nov 21, 2016 19:06
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The only achewood shirt I want doesn't exist On the front it says I'M THE GUY WHO SUCKS and on the back it says PLUS I GOT DEPRES- SION
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we didn't get a conclusion to last week's thrilling cliffhanger
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Achewood is a celebration of hate speech
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TenKindsOfCrazy posted:Onstad is 'poised to jump into the cannabis world.' lmao "Golden Tabloid" is probably product placement for his first strain
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Sucks that Patreon wasn't a thing in Achewood's heyday. Chris would've had a pretty nice income stream. Achewood matured on a completely different Internet than the one we have now. He peaked just a minute too early.
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Deathlove posted:The end! No moral.
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Dec 29, 2016 20:09
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the "random" button on achewood has been such a good friend to me over the years
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i miss having new achewood.
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in today's "achewood 'random' button": phillipe has the same solution that I do for my student loans 
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Mar 7, 2017 18:06
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which leads into one of my favorite ray moments
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today in "achewood random button":
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Bust Rodd posted:"I guess by not g-g-givin' a poo poo." Is a landmark moment in my laughing at something stupid career, but Roast Beef's line about Todd being the STD equivalent of a bold and exciting new pianist or something is probably in the top 5 funniest written lines in all of Achewood. i object sir. ray always picks up the tab and would never make moves on a dog's lady teodor on the other hand... 
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Oh, right, poo poo. I had completely forgotten about Polly... just like Chris Onstad did heeyooo
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