Achewood Thread 12: Hey, Look! We're Back! What Happened?!

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NEW STRIP

Not a single customer or employee of that restaurant is going to live to see the dawn, are they?

# ¿ May 26, 2010 12:26

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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 06:15

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Dark Chicken posted:

Not a cut scene, the butler specifically says he heard him say it in the movie.

Another good plot hole is in CASABLANCA, where the big plot item is a set of exit visas signed by Charles De Gaulle that the various lowlifes of Casablanca are willing to kill for, as it would legally allow them to leave the Nazi-run Vichy French colony.

Just why the Nazi government would honor documents signed by the general commanding the French resistance is left unexplained.

In modern terms, it's the equivalent of a captive at Camp Guantanamo walking out the door freely because he has documents signed by Osama bin Laden ordering his release.

Also CITIZEN KANE rules, sorry it didn't have enough transforming robots to keep some peoples' attention.

# ¿ Aug 25, 2010 00:12

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
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New strip?!?!?

e: Ayup: http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=04012012

# ¿ Apr 2, 2012 05:55

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Jerusalem posted:

Ouch, really? Poor bastard.

No kidding. And with a little baby, too. :smith:

At least we have a reason as to why the strip fell apart over the last year or so.

# ¿ May 15, 2012 00:57

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Howard Beale posted:

I wish I could answer the phone like this all the time.

I've heard it said that you can do whatever you want in life.

# ¿ Apr 27, 2013 04:07

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It also refers to having served time in jail or prison.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5yZlk1Tz0A

# ¿ Dec 6, 2013 23:12

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Phy posted:

Not, like, the perfect thing to say ever, but close.

We long ago nailed down what was the perfect thing to say, ever.

# ¿ Dec 16, 2013 18:31

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Phy posted:

She broke her leg and hot bloody fat sprayed everywhere! Some even got on the mayor!

Not the Mayor!

# ¿ Dec 16, 2013 23:40

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Johnny Aztec posted:

Eh, Ray's dad, while being undeniably a man with blood on his hands, is pretty much just a violent bully.

He's the man with the blood on his hands.

# ¿ Dec 18, 2013 17:21

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Fallom posted:

unless you're OK with the jeans having a hole in the crotch because you've got one too.

Don't judge me.

# ¿ Jan 6, 2014 18:09

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little munchkin posted:

That was a phone book, and I said I was sorry. How long you gonna carry that drat thing's torch?

Until Christmas.

# ¿ Jan 15, 2014 17:47

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You'd best believe that otter has wicked sack.

# ¿ Mar 7, 2014 06:57

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GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

What the FRICK is Phillip standing on now?

a sheaf of divorce papers :smith:

# ¿ Jul 17, 2014 05:30

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Halloween Jack posted:

It's uncanny how they perfectly got the style of bogus martial arts ads from 1970-2000

Yeah, it's a point-perfect reimplementation of those classic Count Dante ads:

# ¿ Apr 12, 2021 18:44

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I have been known to say "beats me why most guys suck" from time to time.

(from http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12112007 )

# ¿ May 2, 2021 01:53

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Daktar posted:

I like how Garfield went from that to this:

Would also love to know what kind of union contract prevents you from drinking a coffee that's been frothed with a dildo.

Lots of showbiz contracts have "moral turpitude" clauses.

# ¿ May 3, 2021 01:08

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"Is Pat A Libertarian" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 04:57

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Strange Cares posted:

Happy 20th birthday Achewood. Anyone got plans to celebrate?

Writing out a party invitation to diabetes - and then tearing it up.

# ¿ Oct 2, 2021 16:40

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davidspackage posted:

Hey! Don't NFT me, you son of a bitch!

* sniffffffff *

# ¿ Jan 27, 2022 19:34

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Achewood was a documentary and the events happened in real time.

# ¿ Jun 20, 2022 16:59

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Jeff Beck (1944-2023)

# ¿ Jan 12, 2023 03:11

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Zereth posted:

In one of his advice columns, Ray references a real bar in Palo Alto (well, it may have closed since) as being in Achewood. I lived there for a lot of the strip's run, there's a lot of things that match up.

Antonio's Nut House

# ¿ Aug 30, 2023 18:17

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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 06:15

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Suddenly stopping doing a thing seems 100% on brand for an Achewood-adjacent project.

# ¿ Aug 31, 2023 16:51

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