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Jet Jaguar posted:Was about to forward this comic about paying attention to a friend for the last panel. http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=12132007 "I have hired a variety of men to create a certain sort of relationship with you" lmao
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GOF feels like our generation's best attempt at a modern heroic epic "Why should the Fight get to say how the Fight is won or lost? Become the ruling body, dude!"
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I don't know you, yet I have hired a variety of men to create a certain sort of relationship with you.
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:Just to hail one of the classics, “Our every move is the new tradition” Why should the Fight get to say how the Fight is won or lost?
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Calaveron posted:Onstad just stares at this every day and takes a deep sigh and his drawing arm starts aching again, and not only because he’s preparing a fancy risotto to pair with his craft soda I ordered some of his craft soda a little while back it's really good
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May 28, 2020 22:56
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Javid posted:his artisan sodas are pretty good, honestly. just not like "order online" good. but I grab a jug when I pass through portland when I can they're ridiculously good, I've ordered a bunch during COVID and they're crispy https://portlandsyrups.com/
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Jul 3, 2020 02:57
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GigaPeon posted:Van Life Mojito is a perfect thing for a Achewood drink to be called. that one is extremely high quality too
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Jul 6, 2020 18:12
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"I have hired a variety of men to create a certain sort of relationship with you" is an all-timer
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Aug 9, 2020 15:14
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thrilla in vanilla posted:It’s hard if not impossible to drop back into something creative that was so familiar and probably seems so foreign now without either doing a substandard job of recreating the old magic, or changing what you’re creating and reshaping it to what your new normal is. Life ees cruel ... but at least eet is life. At least for a while
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Joe Biden has some definite Ray energy imo
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Ok Comboomer posted:Like a lot of serialized media, Achewood has a fairly consistent problem with its endings. The beginnings and middles of arcs are usually very strong in terms of things like story/concept and set/setting but then they just kind of peter out. how were the tenmen
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Nov 10, 2020 14:44
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Saoshyant posted:Insert here that League of Extraordinary Gentlemen + Achewood mashup with Mr Hyde. insanely good
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Nov 15, 2020 22:43
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http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=11272006 Not that he will kill them, but that they will die there
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"I don't know you, yet I have hired a variety of men to create a certain sort of relationship with you" will never get much use but it's in my head a lot
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forgot about this one but "he knows his own punchline and that ruins the joke" is A+ https://achewood.com/index.php?date=10192006
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Johnny Aztec posted:Well, I mean yah, that's where he makes his money nowdays, right? those syrups are p. good ngl
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Jun 8, 2021 21:13
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holy poo poo that Mr Hyde one is spot on
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https://twitter.com/notrevenant/status/1486373774463275013?s=21
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JethroMcB posted:Absolutely perfect. Ray got in and out at the perfect time, netting him a cool billion dollars, but in both cases he thought he was signing up for and then canceling a massage
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Jan 26, 2022 18:28
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KICK BAMA KICK posted:The idea that the rest of the pants are meant to be carried as part of the outfit is also a perfect Achewood joke At this level the market demands non-linear value
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May 18, 2022 06:31
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Ray would get really into cryptocurrency, get annoyed with it, and cash out at the absolute perfect time to make another six hundred million dollars, all without basic awareness of how it works
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did Achewood predict the peach emoji's current use y/n
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tripwood posted:Ray: How do you even get to be king, anyway? Ray's not sure where he stands on kings
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drrockso20 posted:Just made it through the Great Outdoor Fight again and man it's a shame Achewood died right before the Battle Royale genre of game became popular, cause the GOF is perfectly structured for one of those this is exactly the type of idea Ray would toss ten million dollars at and make a billion
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it was nice to hear the characters' voices again while reading the cookbook. They're still out there in ideaspace, kicking
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you're like chow mein, man! you're just *not a big deal*
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https://achewood.com/index.php?date=08032005 this one is good
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mutantIke posted:“I play with this truck!” is one of those beautiful sentences that can be read a million different ways ray is truly an enlightened being
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Mar 22, 2023 19:54
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https://achewood.com/index.php?date=10112005 the hose!
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http://achewood.com/index.php?date=09042007 well, someone involved in that franchise made too much money
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Around December 2007, Onstad is really firing on all cylinders. You've got Nolan from the Internet, Cornelius gets a tattoo, Little Nephew's jeans, Nice Pete and basketball, Ray jumps a motorcycle on his computer, being in trouble is a fake idea -- just banger after banger
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Mar 26, 2023 19:18
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disaster pastor posted:The bold ones aren't originally December 2007, he just reposted them Christmas week since he didn't have new comics. aw aw gosh darnit no wonder
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Mar 26, 2023 21:42
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he will never be in a band
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Mar 26, 2023 23:28
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Science can take that baby away for a fee
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I just started learning Italian longsword and the manual we use is by this 14th-century knight named Fiore and in all the illustrations in the book he has the "master" portrayed like this: and I can't help but think of this strip every time I see it 
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Jerusalem posted:Pat gets super into an Ethical CryptoCoin (that actually pollutes even more than regular Crypto), Ray starts up a patently ridiculous alternate just to troll him and makes several billion. It also turns out to be a surprisingly effective carbon sink and he is hailed as an environmental hero worldwide. "oh neat! fifty bucks!"
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Paramemetic posted:Definitely need to know what's up. On the one hand, I want to give the man money. On the other hand, the last time he stopped posting comics then started again when he came back the voices were all wrong and the quality was sad, like fine wine that had gone to vinegar. If we're back on a new bottle and it's quality I'd gladly pay so like let us know, adventurists. just on the first comic and transcript it seems to be good Achewood quality but small sample size of course
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Patreon's at 1789 subs now, a minimum of about 100k per year for Onstad. hopefully this means he sticks with it!
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Youremother posted:Onstand relaunching Achewood as a business venture is very interesting, but I guess makes the most sense as a way to stick with it. I have no idea how well his soda syrup venture went, I know the business is still around but I don't know if he's still involved with it. I'm also surprised at how organic the Ray AI sounds, some of the answers are very natural and fully Ray-voiced. I suppose Achewood as a Lifestyle Brand was only the natural progression the syrup is legit good
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