Achewood Thread 12: Hey, Look! We're Back! What Happened?!

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Just Offscreen: Jun 29, 2006; We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

I'm pretty sure i'm teodor on good days.

On bad, roast beef.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2012 20:26

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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 21:40

Just Offscreen: Jun 29, 2006; We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

I'll toss this in the ring for one of my favorite strips.

Edit: poo poo, wait, this one too.

Dammit Onstad, just let me buy every single strip a la The Calvin and Hobbs Complete Collection. Just put the alt text at the bottom of the page, you don't have to say anything.

In other news, today's strip written and directed by Ray.

Just Offscreen fucked around with this message at 16:57 on Feb 28, 2013

# ¿ Feb 28, 2013 15:54

Just Offscreen: Jun 29, 2006; We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

God I love that shirt. If he would have offered that shirt in the store, I would have bought it.

What is it with small media, especially webcomics, not offering anything that people actually want to buy?

# ¿ Mar 5, 2013 07:30

Just Offscreen: Jun 29, 2006; We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

SoupyTwist posted:

Also here's a strip being misogynistic, but then again, it's Nice Pete.

Yeah, but since Nice Pete is a sociopathic murderer, I doubt any of his qualities or opinions are espoused by Onstad. In fact, if Nice Pete is doing any given thing, it's a good bet that you probably shouldn't be agreeing with it.

ie: That strip is telling you not to be a misogynist. Also to not be in a band because they can cause much trouble.

VV Obviously

Just Offscreen fucked around with this message at 17:36 on Mar 5, 2013

# ¿ Mar 5, 2013 17:26

Just Offscreen: Jun 29, 2006; We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

I just sort of assumed she realized she was internet-dating a talking teddy bear and cut contact. I mean we have all been there.

# ¿ Mar 14, 2013 21:04

Just Offscreen: Jun 29, 2006; We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

Py-O-My posted:

He's already pulled the Fuckin' mousepad.

Son of a Bitch. I really need to own that picture in some form or another.

# ¿ Apr 4, 2013 17:38

Just Offscreen: Jun 29, 2006; We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

# ¿ Apr 24, 2013 15:05

Just Offscreen: Jun 29, 2006; We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

It would seem to me that the comic previous is where he stopped- who knows how long it had been sitting on his hard drive. This seems fresh out of the oven though.

# ¿ Aug 16, 2013 14:36

Just Offscreen: Jun 29, 2006; We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

Oxxidation posted:

Teodor needs to make himself reek like the veteran trash-pickers or they'll cast him out or something. The "got stripes" line is the only bit that threw me - maybe it alludes to a zebra trying to blend in with horses or something?

I think it's more of a military experience turn of phrase. The stripes being an indicator of rank.

Now, "A sherlock picker with a singin' hot amygdalae sensin' name brand gold in the mountains of ring-around-the-collar and shat-up onesies" is a hell of a sentance to parse out.

To translate- A talented gatherer with severe emotional instabilities who is good and finding valuables amongst worthless and disgusting items.

I actually had to look up what a amygdalae was! Roast Beef has hella brain anatomy chops. Which makes sense- he probably got it doing research about his depression.

Just Offscreen fucked around with this message at 23:15 on Dec 6, 2013

# ¿ Dec 6, 2013 22:58

Just Offscreen: Jun 29, 2006; We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

Jerusalem posted:

Onstad dies in his sleep in old age and takes his creations down with him like a pharaoh.

Cut it out, Jerusalem! That's not true! SHUT...UP!

# ¿ Jan 28, 2014 03:11

Just Offscreen: Jun 29, 2006; We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

a starwar betamax posted:

Cloks posted:

Are you both trying to be funny and failing miserably, or do you legitimately think these things? Either way, please stop. This is not the CAD thread part 2, stop acting like it is.

# ¿ Mar 3, 2014 19:22

Just Offscreen: Jun 29, 2006; We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

It got old three years ago.

# ¿ Mar 3, 2014 22:02

Just Offscreen: Jun 29, 2006; We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

It's a love letter to acceptance and resignation.

# ¿ Mar 18, 2014 17:18

Just Offscreen: Jun 29, 2006; We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

KC Green drew this thing.

Presented without comment.

# ¿ Apr 23, 2015 22:31

Just Offscreen: Jun 29, 2006; We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

Mods please change my name to haircuts and handjobs.

# ¿ Apr 24, 2015 14:28

Just Offscreen: Jun 29, 2006; We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

I always thought Todd sounded like this Rat...guy thing.

http://www.somethingawful.com/flash-tub/drawing-cartoon-8/

God.

# ¿ Sep 4, 2015 17:56

Just Offscreen: Jun 29, 2006; We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

So a typical Achewood reader then.

# ¿ Sep 29, 2015 15:46

Just Offscreen: Jun 29, 2006; We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

Yeah, spill it!

# ¿ Oct 9, 2015 20:57

Just Offscreen: Jun 29, 2006; We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

Even better if it was scrawled in his blood, right? No forgiveness until every drop of snide mockery is wrung from Onstad's cold dead corpse, carbonated, and sold in the pacific northwest. YOOL 2015 and loss.jpg is old-hat but somehow plugging away at the cookbook 2 meter still does it for you?

# ¿ Oct 10, 2015 07:12

Just Offscreen: Jun 29, 2006; We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

Rev. Bleech_ posted:

will "SNIDE MOCKERY" fit onto a 5 inch canvas square or no

Yeah I think it might.

# ¿ Oct 11, 2015 03:22

Just Offscreen: Jun 29, 2006; We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

gently caress...you?

# ¿ Dec 25, 2015 16:02

Just Offscreen: Jun 29, 2006; We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

Some days the best thing Roast Beef can say about life is it's a free pair of teeth.

# ¿ Jan 8, 2016 14:37

Just Offscreen: Jun 29, 2006; We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

WoodrowSkillson posted:

i hope this continues

Do not sour the mood with hope- just ride the wave for as long as it lasts.

# ¿ Jan 8, 2016 15:20

Just Offscreen: Jun 29, 2006; We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

Yeah RIP

# ¿ Jan 8, 2016 16:24

Just Offscreen: Jun 29, 2006; We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

Sorry this has gotta be my fave.

http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=07132004

# ¿ Jan 12, 2016 19:30

Just Offscreen: Jun 29, 2006; We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

Well I sure am glad we got the "is this a real achewood comic" down pat. How on earth could I enjoy it without knowing?

Also Teodor is a total slut, we all know this.

# ¿ Jan 29, 2016 14:31

Just Offscreen: Jun 29, 2006; We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

A fine Achewood vintage- not as subtle and earthy as i'm used to, but well seasoned nonetheless. Bruno was the baddest pit bull in the yard. He wasn't clipped, so he looked like a brown watermelon with nuts. Did the chick dogs want him? Yeah, they wanted him. But he had some Achewood to taste. Expensive-rear end Achewood from the Washington steppes. Bruno paused. He turned a little and looked at his nuts in the mirror. "Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout," he said.

# ¿ Jan 29, 2016 18:47

Just Offscreen: Jun 29, 2006; We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

This child could never process your salt game.

# ¿ Feb 5, 2016 14:27

Just Offscreen: Jun 29, 2006; We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

It was never about the cookbook- it was about having a moral high ground to eternally bitch and troll from.

# ¿ Feb 8, 2016 16:38

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mysterious frankie posted:

I think it's the perfect Batman for our current age of online Dork Knights, doling out justice under cover of net, one Tweet at a time. Our online space contains multitudes of Crime Alleys, all filled with villains stealing cookbook money, liking video games the wrong way and callously misgendering.

Does anyone want to start a music band with me called Callously Misgendering? I will be the singer.

# ¿ Feb 8, 2016 18:02

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Rev. Bleech_ posted:

gently caress a cookbook, I want the rest of the drat series in the form of Dark Horse hardcovers

Yes this.

# ¿ Feb 9, 2016 03:06

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# ¿ Feb 12, 2016 17:15

Just Offscreen: Jun 29, 2006; We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

Tastes like ill gotten cookbook lucre.

And divorce.

Just Offscreen fucked around with this message at 17:18 on Feb 13, 2016

# ¿ Feb 13, 2016 17:14

Just Offscreen: Jun 29, 2006; We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

Farmer Crack-rear end please man don't do this

# ¿ Feb 19, 2016 20:29

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prefect posted:

I never should have looked at the cartoon right before that one.

The one right after it makes me severely uncomfortable- it hit much too close to home and actually changed the way I think, just a little bit.

# ¿ Feb 26, 2016 21:49

Just Offscreen: Jun 29, 2006; We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

Achewood, you are rad!

You... are... rad!

# ¿ Feb 27, 2016 17:05

Just Offscreen: Jun 29, 2006; We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

New comic- and once again the alt text knocks it out of the park.

# ¿ Mar 4, 2016 14:16

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Wanderer posted:

Your personal avatar and text continue this theme of dick inclusion.

Dick Inclusion. P.I.

Mods please change my name to Dick Inclusion. P.I.

# ¿ Mar 4, 2016 17:21

Just Offscreen: Jun 29, 2006; We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

Oh hey, I know that middle cat.

Not Ray- not Pat.

(the one on the left is Ray)

# ¿ Mar 4, 2016 18:53

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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 21:40

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Oh my god gently caress you Pat.

# ¿ Mar 7, 2016 17:44

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