savages...Ill stick with lingo (yeah its on right now), thanks.
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2022 18:56 |
Just got an update, it appears the child accidentally set off the helium balloon and went to hide at his friend jakes house. we are now live inside jakes living room *camera circles large pillow fort for half an hour*
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This just in, we have not found falcon but we did find some clues, blues clues on dvd that is, wow, what a little baby. We also found this pic of him naked as a baby, i dont know if you can see his weiner because its so small. We cant log in to his xbox but we assume that he has bad scores on it. Now we go live to ridgeland mills elementary school for an interview with school bully Connors
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know that falcon sacrificed his life by getting into the basket that was attached, equals paying this forward and following directions, equals ending the war in iraq
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AirBoy Found Playing Board Games With Neighborhood Boy In Garage; Cheats At Connect Four?
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they found the kidin the attic but hes actually dead for different reasons. the kid is died
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where did he get in the balloon
small child: yeah he got inside it. he went in the balloon when small child: i saw him goed inside of it. he said i could get his xbox 360 and gta4 This is some good poo poo https://johnvvariety.bandcamp.com |
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2nd grade aged sources say that Falcon went inside theb alloon and the balloon landed in a girls house and he kissed the girl and got cooties
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Our repoerts show that before falcon henner got inside of the balloon he said that his older brother doesnt have to take a bath tonight and he can move falcons bed out of his room
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a kid lied about his little bother getting inside a fake ufo balloon that their dumbass wife swap tv stormchaser dad built and then tv cameras chased the balloon and the balloon fell down and the kid was in a box in the attic and the kids name was falcon too
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Falcon Henner Ate Boogers Inside The UFO
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falcon ehnenr watched teletubbies on a tv in the ufo and then when the ufo landed on the moon he kissed a alien girl on the lips french style
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Some new reports on the heene family (from a tried and true source): Mr. Heene himself has now disappeared forever as of 8:45 am this morning. There is no immediate explanation for this or the simultaneous disappearance of Mr. Heene's car but our source says that his last words were that his sons can drink beer all they want and go to r rated movies alone except Falcon
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look at that piece of poo poo liar kid act all smug just cause hes in his dads lap and he tricked a bunch of people. yeah you wouldnt be so tough if you were dead in a balloon motherfucker.
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daily reminder that the garage story is a fake to cover up the fact that falcon ate boogers while inside the ufo
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Dick Heene swapped his beautiful wife away and then sold his bird son to the devil for a shot at fame
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Dick Heene Get On Stevia
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icant believe that the media would attack dick heene after his son was killed in a balloon
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*cnn shows giant enlarged pic of bird flying by ufo balloon* As you can see by the red circle here, for blood, thats why its red, this kid is dead as hell. He died when he fell from the balloon and he probably cried, when he died. He fell from 20 world trade centers. Falcon heene died hahaha. Ahh
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beavis and butthead lock stewart in the closet and tell the police that he died [tv-ma]
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2022 18:56 |
Butthead: Uhhhhhhhh...its like...all these people got mad and stuff but we just did for the show
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