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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007


KozmoNaut posted:

Agreed, it should be on black steelies.

That and they should be 15'' rims with thick tires for extra comfort.

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Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

C-Bangin' it



Heh, never noticed the twin roundels on the M1 before.

And yeah, the original 8 series was a great looking car. So was the M6.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007


https://i.imgur.com/uEF4GDd.mp4
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachme...60/DASH_720.mp4

LifeSunDeath fucked around with this message at 14:30 on Sep 28, 2020

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post


Fun Shoe

KozmoNaut posted:

Agreed, it should be on black steelies.

I had a teacher in high school that was determined to bring back white walls

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg


That's the stuff I keep coming back for.

Especially idiots on bikes that think they rare better riders than they really are and only hurt themselves.

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004









Fun Shoe

Now I must have pepperpot wheels

BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.

Megamarm

slidebite posted:

Especially idiots on bikes that think they rare better riders than they really are and only hurt themselves.
Its all fun and games until it is a friend of yours and you're dealing with EMS / police only to be told that they didn't make it after sitting in the back of a police car for half an hour making a statement

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007


this video's giving me anxiety, tapping new holes on a McLaren engine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGqzfpRSNss#t=323s

TheBacon
Feb 8, 2012

#essereFerrari



Uh I am like 90% sure that's my local cycle gear lmao

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg


BlackMK4 posted:

Its all fun and games until it is a friend of yours and you're dealing with EMS / police only to be told that they didn't make it after sitting in the back of a police car for half an hour making a statement
Sucks, literally happened to me twice. Both times 100% their fault, total stupidity, immaturity and terrible.

But I still laugh at dumb fucks doing stoppies and eating the curb.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?


tactlessbastard posted:

I had a teacher in high school that was determined to bring back white walls

I wish they would, the only quality 5/8 white walls on the market cost more than the 33s I just put on my truck.

Edit: V Nice on/off accelerator, jfc.

Godholio fucked around with this message at 21:50 on Sep 28, 2020

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007


https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachme...34/DASH_240.mp4

Memento
Aug 25, 2009




Bleak Gremlin

"customer kept putting air in it because the tpms light wouldn't turn off"

PitViper
May 25, 2003

Welcome and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart!
I love you!


So which other tire was the one that was actually low?

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012





Memento posted:

"customer kept putting air in it because the tpms light wouldn't turn off"



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT28VCp7OxA

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007


Memento posted:

"customer kept putting air in it because the tpms light wouldn't turn off"



the thought of kicking a tire and having it nuke you is funny/scary to me.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009




Bleak Gremlin

LifeSunDeath posted:

the thought of kicking a tire and having it nuke you is funny/scary to me.

split_rims.txt

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Sagebrush posted:

agreed. pepperbots or bust



I see your circles and raise you some squares:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007


Mister Kingdom posted:

I see your circles and raise you some squares:



hop out wearing these

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

LifeSunDeath posted:

hop out wearing these



Bonus points if you're Rick Nielsen:

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012




I'm the fog lights coming on as cornering lights when the drive makes erratic turning movements inside a tunnel

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007



Memento posted:

"customer kept putting air in it because the tpms light wouldn't turn off"



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FSi3REAKe4

starts around 2:30 in, timestamp didn't work

90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup





TheBacon posted:

Italians can make cars look v pretty standing still, just don't try and expect them to actually get you anywhere

That's why they look so good standing still. Italian designers knew.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007


https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachme...72a8c511d8b.mp4

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!


AAAAAAA indeed

BraveUlysses
Aug 7, 2002




king poo poo right here

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

And I'm only saying this because I care.

There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.



Fun Shoe

I used to work in a parking garage. People had the hardest time trying to drive normal sized cars and compacts up to the booth to pay, and meanwhile one of the older ladies who lived there had this giant 60s Cadillac that she could maneuver around all day with no problems.

Funniest thing I had happen on shift was some shitbag told his limo driver to park the car in the lot, and it got beached on the sharp downward sloping entrance ramp. We had like 4 guys bouncing on the hood to try to get the tires to contact the pavement so he could back up lol. FWD FTW.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqURFUcl5NI

Well What Now
Nov 10, 2016

Things keep happening, and I want it to stop.


Shredded Hen

Chris Knight posted:

I used to work in a parking garage. People had the hardest time trying to drive normal sized cars and compacts up to the booth to pay, and meanwhile one of the older ladies who lived there had this giant 60s Cadillac that she could maneuver around all day with no problems.

The old bag probably had decades of experience driving those old boat cars.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007


slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg


Oh that is evil.

Krakkles
May 5, 2003

like and subscribe for more passive-aggressive roadway bullshit adventure in Chigcao

I kind of love that.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

A garden full of trees, and a pocket full of cheese.

Oh goddam.
Thats evil as gently caress.
Where can I get some stick on tire weights?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009




Bleak Gremlin

Most automotive supply places will sell them in like a 5kg bag.

You can even gets ones that are black, to make them harder to see.

BraveUlysses
Aug 7, 2002



they don't stick well to dirty or brake dust covered wheels do they

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007







Oh yes.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007


BraveUlysses posted:

they don't stick well to dirty or brake dust covered wheels do they

You could always use neodymium magnets instead. The pranking possibilities are endless. I myself like to loosen a few lugs.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005

#JusticeForBreonnaTaylor
#BlackLivesMatter
#StillIRise
#Blessed


LifeSunDeath posted:

You could always use neodymium magnets instead. The pranking possibilities are endless. I myself like to loosen a few lugs.

What the gently caress? Bad parking means you’re trying to endanger not only that person, but other passengers in their car and everyone else on the road?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007


Literally Lewis Hamilton posted:

What the gently caress? Bad parking means you’re trying to endanger not only that person, but other passengers in their car and everyone else on the road?

You've obviously never heard of humor.

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FatCow
Apr 22, 2002
I MAP THE FUCK OUT OF PEOPLE


LifeSunDeath posted:

You've obviously never heard of humor.

He still hasen't.

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