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PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe


‘Yeah! Dutch Boy! That was the stuff! The best!’

“Well, yeah; until they took all of the mercury out of it...”

:gonk:

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PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe


I snapped one off at the head while standing on it to remove Excalibur the crank nut from an F23A Honda engine. Finally broke down and bought the weird special socket.

I have a photo somewhere...

PainterofCrap fucked around with this message at 22:28 on Jul 6, 2020

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe


Mr. Wiggles posted:

That's a spicy pumpkin.

Dominic!
How could you!!

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe


^^^ that was driven in to the shop, wasn't it? ^^^

StormDrain posted:

I really wanted one of those when I was looking for a project car. I feel like I had seen a few maybe, and now I see none.

In 1982 I had a '66 Econoline van, an old Bell Telephone truck that I bought from a house painter for $275. They ride on solid-beam axles with kingpins, leaf springs at all 4-corners. Incredibly uncomfortable to ride in for more than a half-hour at a time.

But drat, mine had 275,000 miles on the factory straight 6 & 3-speed manual and it never stranded me once.

The Econoline rampsides were rare even then; I looked for one all through the 80s, but the only ones I found were rusted hulks in salvage yards. They were commercial vehicles, used up & tossed.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe


wallaka posted:

That’s unsurprising if you were looking for a Ford Corvair Rampside.

Ugh.

I went to bed after posting this. I think we all know why.

I was looking for a Corvair rampside. I actually had the Econoline.

...nope. Post is still idiotic.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe


Yeah but when he hits 88-MPH you'll see some poo poo

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe


Probably cross-threaded it with the hammer torque set on Kong.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe


NoWake posted:

Yeah my mom drove a 2000 VW New Beetle (5-speed, she rules) until the local mechanic dumped a bottle of stopleak down the cooling system to fix a pinhole leak in the radiator. He didn't want to spend the time it would take to remove the things in the way of replacing the radiator outright. Following that 'service', it overheated & stranded her out in the wilds between Columbus & Sandusky like 3 times before it was taken to the junk yard.

Now she drives a Kia. Under the hood of her 1st gen Soul, it looks more like what you'd find under the lid of a riding lawnmower. The engine is tiny, all the components are visible, and there's tons of room to work. She misses the bug, but since I'm not nearby to maintain a VW I gotta trust the local yokel mechanic (to be fair he's a one-man operation and he's SWAMPED with work) with something easier to work on.

How does she like the Soul?

My wife wants to get a used one. I read of engine problems, but I see tons of them on the road.

edit:

sharkytm posted:

My mom had a 2012. ...

THANK YOU

She'll be going automatic. I taught her how to drive a manual in 1988 and she hated it, won't touch one.

It's a character flaw I can live with.

PainterofCrap fucked around with this message at 02:22 on Sep 14, 2020

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe


Combat Theory posted:

This is correct. The european premium car customer has successfully been re educated to value automatic transmissions or even worse DSGs over manuals...

I prefer manual over myself, one of the things I love about Europe.

The planned obselescence sucks, and maybe newer transmission designs have more of it built into them, but I have a 54-year-old Pontiac with an automatic transmission that has never been rebuilt.

The "worst drivers in Europe" tag was hung on Belgium when I lived in Switzerland in the 70s.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe


Darchangel posted:

50 years ago, there were more sticks, as I recall. But even if not, as rndmnmbr notes, the air- or electric-shifter splitter and range boxes won't shift while there is still torque applied. There's too much mechanical force. It's not really the computer doing it, it's physics.

edit: At least, that's how I understood it.

You can watch our very own goon Used Sunlight Sales working an old Peterbuilt dump like a maestro. Bonus Mad Max sidekick:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrbvQLxCjLM

PainterofCrap fucked around with this message at 15:08 on Sep 17, 2020

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe


BraveUlysses posted:

they don't stick well to dirty or brake dust covered wheels do they

Imagine the noise they'll make as they break loose.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe


Combat Theory posted:

New radiator it is :argh:

I think it should go to the thermostat first so you have a chance that they are stuck in there.

Let's not be hasty, now. If the bigger pieces made it to the radiator, they should be confined to the one tank they arrived in, and you should be able to rinse them out of the removed radiator. The rest of it (engine) should be back-flushed to get the tiny bits out.

The alternative to flushing: Try installing a rare-earth magnet through the largest opening in the radiator (top hose, or fill neck) to catch any lingering tiny bits of steel. Secure it with stainless-steel wire and check it daily at first.

PainterofCrap fucked around with this message at 16:19 on Oct 4, 2020

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe


Godholio posted:

That frame did not enjoy itself.

Edit: V It looks like oil and coolant. If he's lucky it's just the oil pan, but that's a hefty chunk of something that falls out. I don't know what BMW pans are made of, but most I've seen from other cars are nothing more than stamped steel.

If memory serves, the oil & transmission pans are cast aluminum. Judging by his flailing away at the gearshift lever, I'm guessing he beached the transmission.


(edit) Wrong thread VVVV

PainterofCrap fucked around with this message at 14:44 on Oct 10, 2020

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe


Deteriorata posted:

It was made by Indian motorcycles, so at least there's a reason for it. It was also the 50s.

But yes, it's an inappropriate name on an inspired and awesome design.

Edit: Whoops, my bad. It was actually a custom-made one-off by a dude 15 years ago. Yeah, the name is really inappropriate then.

I could have sworn that Indian made one of these as well, but no joy on the search. Hmmm.

N-thing that the name is incredibly yikes.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe


Icon Of Sin posted:

This isn’t a mechanical failure yet, but it’ll be there sooner or later.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CGcl9bolAMf/?igshid=njsav2qowxfm

That is absolutely going to kill / maim a rider.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe


chrisgt posted:

Somewhere there's an insurance claims specialist heavily drinking and they don't know why.

I have been that adjuster. So has my wife, who would called out of bed in the middle of the night to go interview truck drivers after their company rig was involved in a fatal.

Babies Getting Rabies posted:

Oh they know why. It's because they work in insurance.


:cheerdoge:

PainterofCrap fucked around with this message at 00:31 on Oct 28, 2020

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe


kastein posted:

Guy in one of my Facebook groups just posted this. Never seen one before like this, I think from the milky fluid it probably is water contaminated and froze overnight and partially cracked it, then it popped from hydraulic pressure when he started it.



Oh look, a Saginaw steering box. I've been fighting with mine for the past two days. It's why I can't lift my arms above the plane of my shoulders.

That's a poo poo-ton of water contamination.

What popped is the end cap/retainer for the steering gear/block. The nut there is for adjusting lash. The part that cracked is aluminum (the rest of the case is iron) and can be replaced without removing the box.

However, given the conditions inside the box, it would be advisable to remove & rebuild it. Or replace it, if it's cheap enough (mine is $465 so rebuild it is)

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe


Really struck the landing!

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe


I don't know.

I live about thirty miles from this guy and I haven't heard a damned thing.

Hasn't rained since Thursday, though.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Sorry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xTGrfs5TXM

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe


I have never torqued a lugnut. Closest I came was testing a used air wrench by working up through the torque detents on it, stopping after each one, and applying a lug wrench to gauge how tight it was.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe


chrisgt posted:

Lucas would be proud.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe


Well now, here's something you don't see every day



"bike was hit in front..I have the old forks/brakes etc for front—-make offer on everything or trade"

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/756890064865298

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Dude.

At least mount the pull start facing the other way.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe


Puddin posted:

Finaldestination.jpg

I literally just had my mulching mowers blade break off the prop and the blade go flying off to the right, thank gently caress it went away from myself.

I can only imagine the carnage if that thing ended up hitting your shins.

My inner Stephen King just sketched out a short story about setting one of these up on a self-propelled mower with remote control and driving it into a concert crowd.

Same inner voice that drafted a sketch involving a guy in the upper-most level of a football arena tossing Jarts during a game.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe


The Door Frame posted:

I was actually wondering if it was latex based paint when he pulled the cover off. What does a differential feel like when it goes all frothy?

Like the surface of the sun, if you push power through it for long enough.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe


I've seen a jack into the pan before; unless it's corroded, it bent the hell out of it, but didn't pop anything like that.

Then there was the late fall in 1974 when my Dad & I tried to jack up my Mom's ancient Mini to change out to studded tires & the hard point went right up through the floor pan like that.

Mom got a new Renault 6 shortly thereafter.

PainterofCrap fucked around with this message at 00:37 on Mar 7, 2021

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe


My best gas-station pump-jockey story was the older woman that pulled up for gas, and her 2-year old Ford Granada (this was 1982) sounded like a Kenworth. So while pumping her gas I offered to check her oil (yes, we did that back in the Stone Age at full-service islands).

Stick was dry.
Informed her of status.
Added a quart per her request.

Stick was dry.
Informed her of status.
Added a quart per her request.

Stick was dry.
Informed her of status.
Added a quart per her request.

Stick showed the tip was wet.
Informed her of status.


Added two more quarts.

I asked her when the oil had last been changed.

"Oh," she announced imperiously, "this car never needs the oil changed."

"Ma'am: every car's oil needs to be changed at regular intervals" (I was 18)

"Not this one!"

She started up, and left in a blinding cloud of blue smoke. Car had about 14,000 miles on it.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe


Godholio posted:

It's interesting that Quickjackchat just started. I've been staring pretty hard at the 7000SLX. This model will handle the Corvette, the Volt, and the Suburban. Does anyone know if costco sells the 12v version? I think I'd rather have that, so I could potentially use it somewhere besides my garage.

:stare: I had no idea these things existed. My garage ceiling is too low for a lift; this system woul be perfect

Godholio posted:

Also this is a weird mechanical failure: I think I might have an intake manifold leak on my 327, since the engine is only producing 10-12" of manifold vacuum at idle instead of the 18" it should. I suspect this might be why, as I discovered a few days ago, there is no vacuum advance happening. God knows how long this car has been running with no more than about 35* timing advance. :sigh:

What year Vette?

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe


So you have the distributor advance, probably a choke pull-off (If you're still using the Carter AFB...I still am, in spite of fuel bleeding out through the accelerator pump after shut-down making me eye the Edelbrock); brake booster; and something for the TH400 vacuum module...

I'd cap them all off with your gauge hooked up & try 'em one at a time. If they're all good: See if any of the intake bolts or baseplate nuts worked loose.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe


MrYenko posted:

I’m currently lusting over the MaxJax two post, since it will run under a 9ft ceiling.

You bastard. Now I have two options.

I'll really need the rolly-chair thing the guy is using.

I can raise my Bonneville about 3.5' if I put the top down and pull it forward enough to clear the windshield of the garage-door opener.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe


Panning for gold!

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe


I have a fever, and the only prescription is:

Tiny Tugboat

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe


Oh well, enjoy your new paperweights

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe


Literally Lewis Hamilton posted:

The bumper cover is still on though. I’ve seen a bunch of vehicles over the years where people told me “heh, no damage to my car, you should have seen theirs!” and then you take off the bumper cover and the reinforcement bar is crushed, the frame horns are hosed, etc.

I have an '04 CR-V that was rear-ended & is a total loss.

This is the photo that makes it look the worst:

What you can't see is the buckled floorpan and grenaded rear suspension/exhaust. I can still drive it, but it making some very crunchy sounds

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe


Don't disagree; I've rebuilt front clips on four cars in the last seven years. It comes down to whether or not the subframe, inner fender sheets, radiator support or other welded-on bits are either undamaged, or can be yanked back into true using the 'ol chain come-along / convenient tree









'94 e320:







PainterofCrap fucked around with this message at 20:32 on Jul 15, 2021

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe


Godholio posted:

Did you even own a 70s or 80s car in the decades after if you didn't physically rip through/off a newer car's bumper or fender?

This was the most effective vehicle for circles/rotaries/roundabouts. Traffic would see this thing coming and part like the Red Sea.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe


BigPaddy posted:

It is me I am the mechanical failure. Was removing the driver side wheels from the new 63 GP what had the factory drums still on it. Thought they were super tight but no they are reverse threaded so spent 30 minutes soaking them down and trying to loosen them the wrong way. Remembered the reverse thread thing once I did the passenger side and they came off no issue.

On my '65 Fury, the ends of driver's side lugs were stamped with an "L"

shy boy from chess club posted:

I did similar on my 56 IH then noticed the left hand studs have a little "L" embossed on the end, handy if I had noticed it right away.

Apparently they had anal-retentive engineers at Harvester as well.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe


Elmnt80 posted:



The rust flowers are coming in beautifully this year.

6 year old pontoon trailer at work, its been in storage for at least 4 years and the lug nuts are pulling this poo poo, just what the christ. I've never seen lugs do that before.

Salt water will gently caress your poo poo up.

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PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe


The 65 Econoline pickup I'm working on is 'rated' (in Ford ads) at a 1/2-ton payload, with a GVW of...3600lbs.

e: uh, 3/4 ton?


PainterofCrap fucked around with this message at 13:43 on Aug 11, 2021

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