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Buml0r
Sep 14, 2003



Click here for MP3


Oe!



and anyway but yeah! it's DECEMBARE the First, and you know what that means m8s and ladym8s! Yes! It's the name of one of the months! And as well, this time it's the month that has

CHRISTMAS

in it!

Christmas! Oh, Christmas! Oh! It is the day of joyo and happie, when we gather round and sellybr8 with our smellym8s hehe (not you, you're dudes.)

Woo Yes I can't believe it already! Christmas time! Woooo! Woooooooooo!! Ducktales woo! (that's more than woo)

I mean it's not actually Xmas yet tho m8oes, but it is Decembre, and that's when we start to really Christmas up the place isn't it! I mean look at this!



I'm at the shops and it's like the first most big bit of Xmas Ch33r is happening right now here, as the first children of the day goe into the snata grottoe that they've got set up here. I mean I knoe it's not Snatre himself in there. It is a man in clothes, but that is better than nothing.

HEHEHE LITRELLY HEHE


But! hehe. YEs! They knoe that it is the December 1st, and even tho the grotto has been in the shops for a bit now, they are more excited about it today because of Demembre. This is the 1st real day of christmassyness I reckon don't u?

And HOW do they noe it's decembre the first? Well! Because they have all woken up in the crispy daylight this morning (which childers still do to 1) go to school or 2) play, not like half of you lazy lumps) and they have first of all OPENED

THEIR ADVENT


CALENDERS!!


Yes of course! They have popped open the very first dore of their calendar, which is satisfying, even if sometimes it's tricky and you have to get your fingernail in there and sometimes you can't so you push from behind and that scrunches up the plastic that holds the chockoes in place and maybe you will brake a bit of chockoe off and o no

Or if you are a classy person you have one with not-chocolates in, which despite being not as good at being chocolates as chocolates are, they are more classy.

I BET loads of you have been der-brains and forgotten to get yourself a calendar tho haven't you, and you won't be able to open the little dores every day. yeh? some of you probbly didn't even knoe it was going to be december today! WELL NEVER FEAR! I'm on a mission to get you a calender! I haven't got one yet, but we've always had so much nice fun when I get one for everyone to play on, that I resolve to get one this year again too!

No luck yet m8s, I've been scouting about but some of them ones here in the shopes are really dire. don't get me wrong, I like telly programmes like everyone, but for an advent calendar you want something christmassy don't you with fireplaces and that. So now that the old shop where I used to get them has vanished off, I don't know where to goe but we always think of something don't we m80s!

Don't we! Come on everyone, let's go and look together for an advent calendar! Hooray!

CHRISTMAS!



Christmas cards, prints & comics available here






This year's calendar is mod-approved. Thanks Abey Sinclair!

Buml0r fucked around with this message at Dec 12, 2009 around 09:00

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mag
Feb 9, 2007

fuck this

i'm out


I love Snatter! These threads really are one of the best parts of the season.

lol if you
Jun 29, 2004

and they had real big eyes.
large, dark eyes.

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Keru
Aug 2, 2004

'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.


It's loving christmas time.

ben liftington
Jul 7, 2004



I stayed up tonight so I could see this thread get posted

Sponge!
Dec 22, 2004

SPORK!


Hot drat!


*Straps into the sle` *

Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!


I'm ready to wiggle any he that might require wiggling, good sir!

Edit: Oh my, I missed the video on my first readthrough. Fantastic work.

Let's hope the spirit of Christmas can save the day month once more.



Lest we forget.

Daktar fucked around with this message at Dec 1, 2009 around 09:14

Comfy Chairs
May 21, 2005

by Ralp


ooee, I notice the forums had several christmas threads about this morning. But now that the real thread is here and all you m8s and ladym8s have popped in to say HULLO as well, it really does feel like Christmas.

edit: The video in the first post is the luvelest telling of the snatter tale I've ever seen.

Comfy Chairs fucked around with this message at Dec 1, 2009 around 09:06

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005



Rudy Law
Apr 13, 2007


Today is a good day

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Heck yes m8s, choklit for EVERYONE!

Foodahn
Oct 5, 2006



Pillbug

And now it's Christmas time. God bless us, every one.

Keru
Aug 2, 2004

'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.


I looked everywhere but I can't find a calendar, which is right well because I'd just open all the dores and eat the choklit anyway.

Der Metzgermeister
Nov 27, 2005

Denn du bist was du isst, und ihr wisst was es ist.


ben liftington posted:

I stayed up tonight so I could see this thread get posted

I did too, and I'm glad I did, work be damned. That video was fantastic.

Sponge!
Dec 22, 2004

SPORK!


wigglehe.mp3 is back in the playlist. Currently on repeat play by itself...

Nimrod "Felcher" Soames
Jul 7, 2002


This is the best part of December

ryukosuru
Nov 14, 2004


YAY CHRISTMAS YAY SNATTER YAY ADVENT CALENDAR YAY buml0r!

Angry Guacamole
Dec 2, 2007

Oh God run away

Oe, I saw what day it wos I did and lo and behold it's time to look for a calendar! Come on m8s!

This is the best part of the month, I tell you what.

vvvNeither do I, m8 vvv

Angry Guacamole fucked around with this message at Dec 1, 2009 around 09:26

Default Settings
May 29, 2001

Keep your 'lectric eye on me, babe

This is a good thing. Although I still don't have an advent calendar.

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005



Got a transformers advent calendar, gave it to some small kids next door.

The Azn Sensation
Mar 9, 2009


YAY! Free stuff is fun!

Benevolent Ert
Oct 10, 2007


I didn't buy an advent calendar from the shops because I've been waiting for this one

Buml0r
Sep 14, 2003


Nice to see everyone is getting festived! We can all sing merry carols as we look for calender shop.

O! O wait look, who is this coming over to us! it is an man, who is sort of a bit like a child, only, sort of, more like an old man looked at through some supernatural medium (like boo!-ray, what ghosts watch films on, muhuh) that makes it like he's over there and squashed. He's really weird, I don't like looking at him. We know him though! He's the Spirit of Christmas Past! He works in the Accounts Office doesn't he, remember? Where he keeps Accounts of past events. Maybe he doesn't, maybe that was to do with ghosts and stuff. I mean I thought Bob Marley worked on the information desk too, that's pretty unlikely.

Helloed, Spirit of Christmas Past!

"Greetings, boy! Season's greetings!" he say. Him uncharacteristically jolly this year!

Yu'r uncharacteristically jolly this year ghost of past!

"Not the Ghost any more, my boy! The Spirit only! For thanks to you, my brothers and I are no longer doomed to the fractured existence we once knew!"

Hehe u were all grumping last year, going grump grump grump!

"Well I might, for I faced my doom! But it is your unbreakable good cheer and - please pardon the term - spirit, which, by its very existence, allows us to endure!"

What's that you're on about there m80?

"Oh, it isn't for the young to bear the burdens of the elderly. Come with me! We don't want to run out of time!"

Eh? Go with you? Why, what's this in aid of?

"Your welfare! I'm going to personally escort you to your Advent Calendar this year, and ensure you avoid any danger!"


Yes! Hooray! Brills! Come on m8s and m8resses, we're off to see Snatter and all the elfes again in north pole! Hoorayy Christmas!



MP3 link added to the OP for m80s only

Buml0r fucked around with this message at Dec 1, 2009 around 10:25

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Buml0r posted:

"Your welfare! I'm going to personally escort you to your Advent Calendar this year, and ensure you avoid any danger!"

Oe! That's nice of him! Now we'll get our snatter advent calendar without all that mucking about!

Podges
Nov 25, 2002



Hohoeho! I cannot wait for chokklits. Spirit of Past! Is the chocs under your hats m8? (i am secretly nomming on a choc orange at work with my teabrew. HEEHEE very festive!)

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 23, 2008


Hurrah for Snatter, I feel all warm and fuzzy inside now.

Angry Guacamole
Dec 2, 2007

Oh God run away

Oe, that's right nice of he. Him is a nice oldie!

Oxygen Deficiency
May 19, 2008



oe is it christmas time already? the year flies by very fastly this year

can't wait for more choklit m8s

This just made my morning. Sitting here with a huge grin. I love this month

Creature
Mar 9, 2009


I picked up a seashell to illustrate my homelessness.
But a crab crawled out of it, making it useless.


I don't want any poo choklit this time!

(Snatter is the best thing about Christmas. Yay Buml0r!)

Jadrie
Jul 8, 2005

Fostering Ninja/Pirate Peace Conferences since 1276.

Hooray! Welcome back m8s! I can't wait for this season to get underway!

o! I bet the dore is in that pengwin's belly at the snata grottoe. not the one on top, but the one by the bares.

(Thanks Buml0r and Comix Bitch! You two are fantastic)

Jadrie fucked around with this message at Dec 1, 2009 around 10:50

smohq
Jan 27, 2005

BFG420


Oe graet! I love me soem Snatters and chox and buml0rs!

Dam the y3ar went fast.

Radio PhoolCat
Aug 13, 2003

Gentlemanly attire.
(wheee)

Creature posted:

I don't want any poo choklit this time!
try not to be such a mong then m8 moh hoh hoh

Coming back from an early job of work and finding this going has cheered and festived me rite up an no mistakes m80! it be making being stuck in Londoninium all day bearable! I might even goe out round them shoppes and have a looksee for a calander or three meself!

Thanx buml0r

THUML0R!

(and bless you, comix bitch - BLOMIX BLITCH!)

:himbeard:

Comfy Chairs
May 21, 2005

by Ralp


Comix Bitch posted:

Hohoeho! I cannot wait for chokklits. Spirit of Past! Is the chocs under your hats m8? (i am secretly nomming on a choc orange at work with my teabrew. HEEHEE very festive!)

I thought his walken stick was made of choklit butte it's the wrong shade for to be proper advent choklit. Maybe it's made from that nasty choco-not they sell in pound shops. 99p for a bar so big you need a slé to get it home, but then you open it and it tastes so yuk not even the doggie will nom it.

I hope there's nothing like that in the calendar this year, m80s. I'd rather slurp down mechasnatter's oily poo than nom cheap not-choco.

swiss_army_chainsaw
Apr 9, 2007

Come, the new Jerusalem

'Tis the season to disrupt the flow of time and space!

I am so effing psyched.

micpp
Jul 21, 2007
One shall stand, one shall fall

Truly it's a Christmas miracle.

Nuevo
May 23, 2006



Fun Shoe

Wooooo. I so love this season

Excellent intro vid there buml0r, I've still got "The Ballad of Mecha Snatter" on my iPod in high rotation. So very catchy.

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Dec 28, 2007

Kiss this and hang



YAY! Best thing leading up to Christmas! Can't wait to get our Calendar.

My son got a choclit train in his this morning, I had to keep him from ransacking the rest of the calendar

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

Don't get your pen, son, you won't be needing that. My order's simple, a shitload of dim sims. And I want a bucket of soya sauce.


How are we going to disrupt the flow of time and space this year?

Gyre
Feb 25, 2007



Yay, Snatter and chocklit time!

I wonder what kind of chocklits we'll be getting this year, m80s?

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Egad!
Feb 20, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post


Yaaaay! Wiggle he, m8s!

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