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Ronaldo gives all his wages to orphans and stuff, Messi takes all his money and stacks it into equal and symmetrical piles and sits next to them and stares at the ground
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Just looking at Forbes now (which is in no way whatsoever completely speculative clickbait nonsense), they have him earning $88m (£66m) total, which makes him the richest and most powerful of all the sportdudes now that Woods and Schumacher have their poo poo all hosed up and Mayweather has decided to not only duck specific fights, but the very concept of boxing itself
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St Evan Echoes posted:Have contracts negotiated by the club's national PFA, ban all non-PFA agents imo Yeah I hope everyone becomes like the good, logical and talent generating MLS.
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Jose posted:makes me think i should become a football agent You have the right background for it
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Gigi Galli posted:Yeah I hope everyone becomes like the good, logical and talent generating MLS. Well then you're in luck, the inevitable Superleague is going to be exactly that
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If you banned agents they would just buy a club and do what Chelsea or Udinese do.
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Time to start a TRP Agency - drat with our knowledge of advanced stats and FM nerds we'll all be rolling in money soon
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Hegay posted:Time to start a TRP Agency - drat with our knowledge of advanced stats and FM nerds we'll all be rolling in money soon With our first initial goon client/patron saint, Eden Hazard, we'd be rolling in platinums and custom smilies all day. Hell, with taff being an ITK and euroboy's extensive Scandanavian scouting network (where the hell he has been lately btw?), we've already got the foundation to be the next Raiola, Mendes or Kia Joorabchian. sticksy fucked around with this message at 21:34 on Sep 4, 2016 |
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its a good thing the TRP rich man with all the contacts supports all the best clubs
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Jose posted:its a good thing the TRP rich man with all the contacts supports all the best clubs your dad?
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Unironically I'll put up the first £1000 to start it if we really want to do a goon-funded agency.
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sticksy posted:Unironically I'll put up the first £1000 to start it if we really want to do a goon-funded agency. I'll throw in a quid and my years of football manager experience. If we bring a foreigner or northerner to London I have a sofa in central they can crash on until their million quid signing on bonus comes in too.
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sticksy posted:Unironically I'll put up the first £1000 to start it if we really want to do a goon-funded agency. I'll be the Kia joorabchian of the group. You can PayPal me the money and I may reimburse you on terms which I may reveal at a later date.
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Don't let sassassin be in charge he'll say every player is poo poo and we'll never get anywhere.
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Brendan Rodgers posted:Don't let sassassin be in charge he'll say every player is poo poo and we'll never get anywhere. That's what you tell managers and chairmen about their current squad.
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We should start with hiring all the people this forum's been named after: Ray Parlour, Bruce Arena, Yohann Kebab
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I'll do the medicals which as far as i can tell involves weighing the gigantic pile of cash from the selling club to not fail them
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It's technically not hard at all to become an agent. If I had to fake being one I'd start with contacting clubs perhaps in Southern and Eastern Europe(maybe Middle East and Asia too) and throw around vague terms about players like "Premier League/Championship experienced", "current/former international" or "from a world class academy". If someone bites I'd contact players who are slightly worse than what I promised(and say the Premier League experienced player just signed for a team in, say, Bundesliga 2) and ask if they're interested. Maybe they'll get to go on a trial, maybe they'll get a contract out of it. I know teams who have 100+ players go on trial during pre-season. It's important to keep up appearances so I'd recommend a posh Englishman to do the talking. Posh Englishmen are very impressive.
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Loving Africa Chaps posted:I'll do the medicals which as far as i can tell involves weighing the gigantic pile of cash from the selling club to not fail them All cash payments will be directed to me. You will be reimbursed at my discretion.
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The EPFL is extremely unhappy with the changes to the Champions League. http://www.epfl-europeanleagues.com/UEFA_decision_forces_epfl_to_act.htm quote:The EPFL Board of Directors is meeting today in Amsterdam to discuss the outcome of the reform of UEFA Club Competitions. I'm not really sure how the politics of this work. The leagues are furious, but the richer clubs in these leagues are the ones that pushed for the changes, and the changes were enacted by the various FAs the govern these leagues.
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Italian Serie B but not Serie A? wtf why?
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advanced statsman posted:Italian Serie B but not Serie A? wtf why? The Serie A stands to benefit quite a lot if UEFA guarantees 4 CL spots. That and Adriano Galliani is the Vice President, so he particularly will get a lot of help. It's that or laziness, if this meeting was held last month they were all on vacation.
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Good to know the Jupiler Pro League are willing to take the money in exchange for never qualifying for the CL again
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The Hull takeover is off since the buyers failed the FA's token directorship checks that even Italians can pass http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37312166
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FullLeatherJacket posted:The Hull takeover is off since the buyers failed the FA's token directorship checks that even Italians can pass That even Hull's current owner passed
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peanut- posted:The EPFL is extremely unhappy with the changes to the Champions League. Has the new format actually been announced yet? I don't remember reading anything official. Anyone got a link to the details the EPFL are taking issue with?
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Yeah it was. Serie A probably aren't on that list as if I recall correctly, Serie A did very will out of the new format.
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Ninpo posted:Yeah it was. Serie A probably aren't on that list as if I recall correctly, Serie A did very will out of the new format. They better make sure the new format specifies Serie A rather than "the top four leagues" or they could find themselves in trouble.
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Jason Sextro posted:They better make sure the new format specifies Serie A rather than "the top four leagues" or they could find themselves in trouble. Not in the short run. There's a reason why the coefficient gap between Serie A and the next "tier" of leagues (France, Russia, and Portugal) is as massive as it is.
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Alexeythegreat posted:Not in the short run. There's a reason why the coefficient gap between Serie A and the next "tier" of leagues (France, Russia, and Portugal) is as massive as it is. No, certainly. But if they think they've gamed the system to guarantee perpetual CL admission for all four of their top teams, complacency will set in over the long run.
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Wengy's finally going to get a real war chest https://twitter.com/business/status/778744653709402112
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trem_two posted:Wengy's finally going to get a real war chest But first they need to make a small transfer of a £13 million profit?
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Never underestimate the ability of Stan Kronke to crush my personal dreams.
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https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/dec/16/chelsea-announce-net-loss-despite-record-turnover Chelsea lost a bunch of money this year.
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Vegetable posted:And they're probably gonna win the league They are.
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