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McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

mdivi posted:

whats the gip discord boys

It's an off-forum place where we talk about poo poo.

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My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.
lmao, i got a fuckin prb today.


the egregious act? i wrote on my mangler posting sheet that i was miserable when last in shilo and really don't want to go back.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
:crossarms: "Hey is this the [REDACTED]?"

:haw: "Yeah."

:crossarms: "Cool, I got a letter for you guys with a lot of money in it. Seems like a mailing error. How do you wanna fix this?"

:haw: "Send it to the original address."

:crossarms: "You mean for the building you're not in anymore?"

:haw: "Yes."

:crossarms: "..."

:crossarms: "I'm just gonna look up your desk in the system and address it to that."

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

My Spirit Otter posted:

lmao, i got a fuckin prb today.


the egregious act? i wrote on my mangler posting sheet that i was miserable when last in shilo and really don't want to go back.

Sssh do not speak the truth, the army hates the truth.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Jobbo_Fett posted:

:crossarms: "Hey is this the [REDACTED]?"

:haw: "Yeah."

:crossarms: "Cool, I got a letter for you guys with a lot of money in it. Seems like a mailing error. How do you wanna fix this?"

:haw: "Send it to the original address."

:crossarms: "You mean for the building you're not in anymore?"

:haw: "Yes."

:crossarms: "..."

:crossarms: "I'm just gonna look up your desk in the system and address it to that."

:haw: Why is this 728 addressed to "dumbass"?

mom and dad fight a lot fucked around with this message at 03:05 on Aug 7, 2020

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
The only reason that person wouldn't do that is because you'd get written up for not being a team player or some other poo poo

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Jobbo_Fett posted:

:crossarms: "Hey is this the [REDACTED]?"

:haw: "Yeah."

:crossarms: "Cool, I got a letter for you guys with a lot of money in it. Seems like a mailing error. How do you wanna fix this?"

:haw: "Send it to the original address."

:crossarms: "You mean for the building you're not in anymore?"

:haw: "Yes."

:crossarms: "..."

:crossarms: "I'm just gonna look up your desk in the system and address it to that."

If you address it to the unit, the military posties will (should) send it to the address they have for that unit no matter what civic address you write on it. Your mistrust in exactly that happening is well-founded

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
Not the first time I've heard of mail being misplaced. Like that time a friend receive the christmas card for a general with like a gift card as well.


"So what did you do with it?"

"Taped it up and noped it into the outgoing mail."

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
:crossarms: "Hey is this Mr [REDACTED]?"

:haw: "Speaking."

:crossarms: "Good day, I'm calling because we need a photo for your ID."

:haw: "But I already sent one in with the paperwork."

:crossarms: "You mean the photo you cut out of your expired passport?"

:haw: "Yes."

:crossarms: "..."

:crossarms: "Just loving take a selfie and email it to me."

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

flakeloaf posted:

If you address it to the unit, the military posties will (should) send it to the address they have for that unit no matter what civic address you write on it. Your mistrust in exactly that happening is well-founded

Also that was apparently one of two pieces of mail they received that day that was for the wrong unit. Both had their units written in French and in no way should they have ever made it to their desk

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Jobbo_Fett posted:

:crossarms: "Just loving take a selfie and email it to me."

I was surprised to learn that this was basically the procedure for a DS-160 US Visa.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Jobbo_Fett posted:

:crossarms: "Hey is this Mr [REDACTED]?"

:haw: "Speaking."

:crossarms: "Good day, I'm calling because we need a photo for your ID."

:haw: "But I already sent one in with the paperwork."

:crossarms: "You mean the photo you cut out of your expired passport?"

:haw: "Yes."

:crossarms: "..."

:crossarms: "Just loving take a selfie and email it to me."

If you can't be bothered to go to base photo, take eight dollars to shoppers drug mart and put in a claim f*click*

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
Apparently its a huge issue with the veteran card. Too many people "misunderstand" what the passport photo ask is about.

Should be the new challenge coin of 2020+, "How poo poo is your photo?" Haha

Vadoc
Dec 31, 2007

Guess who made waffles...


Oh right..I haven't started my process for that card yet.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Vadoc posted:

Oh right..I haven't started my process for that card yet.

I know a guy, you going online or paper?

Vadoc
Dec 31, 2007

Guess who made waffles...


I would give online a try first, what's the link?

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Vadoc posted:

I would give online a try first, what's the link?

https://www.canada.ca/en/department-national-defence/services/benefits-military/transition/service-card.html


Has the link for the mail-in application and the online application.



Gimme a heads up and I'll pass along the word, get you expedited.

Vadoc
Dec 31, 2007

Guess who made waffles...


Cool, thanks.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
:toughguy: "Hello, uh..., is this 'Corporal' XXXXXX?"

:rolleye: "Yes, that's me."

:toughguy: "I'm calling from [REDACTED] about your application for a Veteran's Service Card. Says here you were in for 30 years but I can't find you anywhere in our system"

:rolleye: "Oh, well, that's because I was a Corporal in the RCMP."

:toughguy: "..."

:rolleye: "..."

:toughguy: "..."

:toughguy: "So you never were in the Canadian Forces?"

:rolleye: "That's right."

*slams head against desk, loudly*

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Apparently its a huge issue with the veteran card. Too many people "misunderstand" what the passport photo ask is about.

Should be the new challenge coin of 2020+, "How poo poo is your photo?" Haha

Yea, its absolutely a "misunderstanding". I sent the legion all the info they asked for to get your free parking plates. They sent me back a letter saying what they asked for wasnt good enough(????) then asked me to send a copy of my cf1 card that says veteren on it, so i put the actual card into the envelope and mailed it in.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

My Spirit Otter posted:

Yea, its absolutely a "misunderstanding". I sent the legion all the info they asked for to get your free parking plates. They sent me back a letter saying what they asked for wasnt good enough(????) then asked me to send a copy of my cf1 card that says veteren on it, so i put the actual card into the envelope and mailed it in.


Found the problem.


For the Veteran's card they've gotten tons of passport cutouts from what I've heard. But, ultimately, if you got a problem I'll tell my bud and he'll fix it for you.



*Edit: For reference, the Veteran card is a DND-produced card. Legion doesn't get the paperwork, doesn't handle it, doesn't produce it, doesn't ship it*

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
*Opens envelope with application package inside*

:comeback: "Application? Check. ID? Check! Pho~wait, why the gently caress did this guy send me a photo of himself in a canoe with the fish he just caught?"

:comeback: "Uhhh, supervisor... do... should I just crop the photo to be the fish?"

:engleft: "Someone's gonna have to contact him to get a new photo."

:comeback: "God damnit..."

OIFY
Jun 1, 2020

im crying. we are gonna be poor. oh fuck oh fuck
is there anything worse than a boxed lunch?

e: genuine question i want to prepare myself mentally

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
Boxed lunches are great. IMP's kinda lose their charm quickly, but I guess I'm one of the few who doesn't complain about dispersed meals.

edit: I guess the only downside is the per-diem meal allowance is really worth more.

mom and dad fight a lot fucked around with this message at 06:48 on Aug 9, 2020

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

Box lunches are the greatest and legit amazing.

Hi, I'm the guy who would always eat two of them and scrounge for leftovers.

Radio Free Kobold
Aug 11, 2012

"Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."




OIFY posted:

is there anything worse than a boxed lunch?

e: genuine question i want to prepare myself mentally

i'd say "gas station food" but it's really the exact same thing.

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.
i hate the mess with a burning passion but absolutely love like boxed lunches.

theyre also infinitely better than mess food with the current corona virus restrictions in place.

My Spirit Otter fucked around with this message at 13:34 on Aug 9, 2020

acumen
Mar 17, 2005
Fun Shoe

Hizawk posted:

Box lunches are the greatest and legit amazing.

Hi, I'm the guy who would always eat two of them and scrounge for leftovers.

You're insane

From the guy who would just stay for lunch and eat a free IMP at work

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

acumen posted:

You're insane

From the guy who would just stay for lunch and eat a free IMP at work

what the gently caress?? how can an imp lover poo poo talk a boxed lunch? imps are digusting trash that should be considered on the same level of severity as a war crime.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

I would sooner consume an entire, unopened IMP rectally that eat another Hamish and Enzo sandwich.

Radio Free Kobold
Aug 11, 2012

"Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."




the IMPs are definitely better than boxed lunches

Guest2553
Aug 3, 2012


1) Be air force
2) Do something per diem
3) Eat nothing but daily Subway deal for a couple weeks
4) You just lost 10 pounds and make $1500 tax free

gently caress yeah air force

Guest2553
Aug 3, 2012


Or even better a per diem deployment like a friend of mine is on.

A bit under 15,000 euro for 6 months of meals/incidentals, plus no taxes, plus operational incentive. Plus OSM and NATO medal minimum, a guaranteed immediate deployment PER, and all the promotion board points those bring.

gently caress yeah air force.

OIFY
Jun 1, 2020

im crying. we are gonna be poor. oh fuck oh fuck
pork and beans IMP > boxed anything

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Guest2553 posted:

Or even better a per diem deployment like a friend of mine is on.

A bit under 15,000 euro for 6 months of meals/incidentals, plus no taxes, plus operational incentive. Plus OSM and NATO medal minimum, a guaranteed immediate deployment PER, and all the promotion board points those bring.

gently caress yeah air force.

If that's the one I'm thinking of: it made me extremely envious of those that were URSA qualified.

Edit: ah Euros, not the one I'm thinking of.

M. Propagandalf
Aug 9, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER
I've had boxed lunches that were wraps, which are probably on the high end of things.

And then you have sandwiches like this boxed daily:

Guest2553
Aug 3, 2012


mom and dad fight a lot posted:

If that's the one I'm thinking of: it made me extremely envious of those that were URSA qualified.

Edit: ah Euros, not the one I'm thinking of.

Don't worry, I know people who went on those tours too :downs:

e. Does that sandwich expire 20 Jul 2030 or 30 Jul 2020? It'll be a long, dark night on Fury Road before I miss those salty hunks of poo poo.

Guest2553 fucked around with this message at 22:02 on Aug 9, 2020

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

M. Propagandalf posted:

I've had boxed lunches that were wraps, which are probably on the high end of things.

And then you have sandwiches like this boxed daily:



Hagard's more successful brother.

acumen
Mar 17, 2005
Fun Shoe

My Spirit Otter posted:

what the gently caress?? how can an imp lover poo poo talk a boxed lunch? imps are digusting trash that should be considered on the same level of severity as a war crime.

Forgot to note that the imp was eaten...

cold

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Generation Internet
Jan 18, 2009

Where angels and generals fear to tread.
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