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Dolash posted:

The SMBC guy has a sort-of political one up today that was worth a chuckle. I figure since we've got his "Those fuckers, our poo poo" comic up I might as well post this too:



who dis

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sick b*astard...

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are they brothers?

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someone shop it so its rush bent over taking a spanking

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tacodaemon posted:



this is some adult swim poo poo

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVFDptvbFT8

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paleolithics got right. no language no dildos

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guidoanselmi posted:



poor yaakov

hes showing his true colors hahahhaha

no more goofy old zionist grampa its time crack johnny islam's head

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check out that jiggaboo face

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zeal posted:

Thomas Jefferson seems like he'd be really smug in person

jefferson was a crazy prick. he used to keep correspondence with a freed slave named ben banneker who went on to write a farmers almanac. then later behind benneker's back jefferson told his colleagues that a friend of the family couldnt have written a farmers almanac and accussed him of plagerism.

also he tried to create his own version of the bible and entered politics mostly so he wouldnt go to jail for his debts

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everyone says ben franklin did the bible thing

There has certainly never been a shortage of boldness in the history of biblical scholarship during the past two centuries, but for sheer audacity Thomas Jefferson's two redactions of the Gospels stand out even in that company. It is still a bit overwhelming to contemplate the sangfroid exhibited by the third president of the United States as, razor in hand, he sat editing the Gospels during February 1804, on (as he himself says) "2. or 3. nights only at Washington, after getting thro' the evening task of reading the letters and papers of the day." He was apparently quite sure that he could tell what was genuine and what was not in the transmitted text of the New Testament...(Thomas Jefferson. The Jefferson Bible; Jefferson and his Contemporaries, an afterward by Jaroslav Pelikan, Boston: Beacon Press, 1989, p. 149. Click to go to a copy of The Jefferson Bible).

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TetsuoTW posted:

I've been told by Hong Kongers and Taiwanese that to them, white FOBs smell slightly of rancid milk.

we used to say this in jamaica as well

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Sep 24, 2006

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why cant one them just sit next to her???

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theflyingexecutive posted:

hey look it's (thing) and (other thing)! and (pop culture reference) came too!

i think this one is actually supposed to be about movies

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Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Rall asks are you a republiCAN or a republiCAN'T?



check out the dude on the bottom with the squished rear end head. thats me

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axolotl farmer posted:






lol if only atheists were really like that

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barnacle jim....

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Prokhor Zakharov posted:

and speaking of comics nyuck nyuck nyuck!



gently caress YOUR COMPREHENSIBLE PERSPECTIVE I'M TED RALL!! DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM, I AM A FAMOUS PERSON WHO HAS DONE MANY GREAT THINGS!!

its loving snake man m.d

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Prokhor Zakharov posted:

^^ lol at both posts ^^



actually the america pipe is sucking all that stuff away

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landmines heal thyselves

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Gay Abortions posted:





O.J simpson get your loving act together

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"Oh, eating an apple to keep the doctor away?"

"No! I'm eating an apple because I'm scared out of my wits because of Eric Holder's NYC terrorist trials! That's why
I am actually scared!"

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Santa: This bag isn't full of toys, it's full of Obama's tax dollars he's taking from the American citizens.

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raruler posted:



that general looks kinda light in the loafers himself

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dees is nuts


dees nuts

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in elementary school i read a book illustrated by dees real talk

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(2 weeks ago) what if hillary had Abnormal Vaginal Discharge at 3 am. can't walk, pussy all sore. that and Bill would be the first first male lady

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hapajap: muir, get on stevia

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i never considered dees to be aware of american politics. he just distrusts anyone with authority and subscribes to every conspiracy theory he hears.

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I thought it was pretty funny.

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CannonFodder posted:

Maybe it was just Lester, who's special with his shittyness, but gently caress if I'm gonna look through the first post to find the one with Barney Frank in a tutu on a health care board.

you mean the MLK comic?

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lf always replaces the term "knee-jerk" with "reactionary" its Are pastime

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foobardog posted:

if i remember some of the factoids that came over the wire on the fort hood shootings, most soldiers are not carrying around guns 24-7 unless they're on the front, so the top panel isn't even true.

soldiers stationed in the u.s don't carry guns no

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Hyosho posted:

Really? I mean reactionary to mean "desperate to return to some idealised state that never actually existed"

but y'know, whatever

thats the correct definition yes but reactionary still doesn't describe the stupid song.

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he drew the black girl with a basketball

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Stefu posted:

boner... fading...

its the little mermaid all over again

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since that was really esoteric im going to post a link to explain the joke http://www.snopes.com/disney/films/minister.asp

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my middle school experience was basically taking notes on videos and articles id already seen on the history channel or read on the web

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Quixotic posted:

one of the primary origins of anti-nuclear sentiment is actually The Simpsons believe it or not

The Simpsons has always been conservative/libertarian so, i hope no one on the left is really getting their political opinions from this show. maybe they all assume homer works at every nuclear powerplant and they're all going to meltdown at some point.