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Illegal Operation
Jul 23, 2005
Error
for a silent majority they sure mouth off a lot.

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poik007
Aug 16, 2006
Thinks Mother 3 is the best game ever
Are there only right-wing forums like this or is there a lefty version of freep

That being said I'm not too sure what they would talk about

Maybe how obama is not left enough

Tercio
Jan 30, 2003

poik007 posted:

Are there only right-wing forums like this or is there a lefty version of freep

That being said I'm not too sure what they would talk about

Maybe how obama is not left enough

You're soaking in it.

Redditor
May 20, 2008

sendin' out an S-M-S:
don't mess with texters

El Goatherd posted:

'Obummer' is my new favorite Freeperism. It's probably funnier if you're English.
Trust me, it is.

also

quote:

I tell all my friends that if I ever find out that they are Democrat supporters I will kill them. Obviously I don’t have many friends but I don’t care.

The Pebbler
Nov 22, 2006

by T. Finn

poik007 posted:

Are there only right-wing forums like this or is there a lefty version of freep

That being said I'm not too sure what they would talk about

Maybe how obama is not left enough

The left is prolly more fragmented.

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

poik007 posted:

Are there only right-wing forums like this or is there a lefty version of freep

That being said I'm not too sure what they would talk about

Maybe how obama is not left enough

http://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=201
http://www.democraticunderground.com/

poik007
Aug 16, 2006
Thinks Mother 3 is the best game ever
oh yeah laissez's faire

but if you ignore the obvious troll topics, we're not sprouting that kind of insanity

i think, if we do I'm not seeing it

edit: DU looks pretty nutty

Butt Cord
Jan 28, 2005

The State was not formed in progressive stages; it appears fully armed, a master stroke executed all at once; the primordial Urstaat, the eternal model of everything the State wants to be and desires; the basic formation, on the horizon throughout history.
democraticunderground is way closer to freep than lf, in terms of general intelligence

Dwight Eisenhower
Jan 24, 2006

Indeed, I think that people want peace so much that one of these days governments had better get out of the way and let them have it.

Butt Cord posted:

democraticunderground is way closer to freep than lf, in terms of general intelligence
                    /

poik007
Aug 16, 2006
Thinks Mother 3 is the best game ever
is that from the new tim burton movie

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven


Did Obama Burn All His Political Capital On Obamacare Or Did He Just Burn The Capitol?


quote:


He exposed his Fascist agenda to destroy this country and to steal our freedom via corruption and illegal deals. He wiped his rectum on our Constitution and laughed at us the entire time.

2 posted on March-22-10 9:45:06 AM by ExTexasRedhead (Clean the RAT/RINO Sewer in 2010 and 2012)

quote:


Satan won and America lost.

5 posted on March-22-10 9:46:46 AM by LottieDah (If only those who speak so eloquently on the rights of animals would do so on behalf the unborn)

quote:


No he didn’t burn his political capital - he just energized it by reeling back in all the hard core communist revolutionaries in this country who were beginning to lose faith that he could get it done.

He did get it done, and now that the coup d’etat has been successful, it will be full-speed ahead with the agenda to complete the looting and dismantling of this once-great country and the enslavement of her people.

Now we’re going to have the cap & trade energy tax, alien amnesty, civilian disarmament, and many other radical socialist agenda items shoved up our rectums.

9 posted on March-22-10 9:49:27 AM by Zeddicus

quote:


This shows the worst domestic horror of my young life. (I say domestic to exlude Sept. 11, which will remain the worst day in my life.)

11 posted on March-22-10 9:50:26 AM by FutureRocketMan

quote:


“...Obama’s greatest trick was convincing so many Americans that he wasn’t a Socialist!!!!”

or is greatest trick was convincing so many Americans that he wasn’t Satan!

20 posted on March-22-10 9:57:58 AM by LottieDah (If only those who speak so eloquently on the rights of animals would do so on behalf the unborn)

quote:


We lost our country when we turned on our backs on God and said it was freedom to abort our children.
Abortion has come full cycle.

24 posted on March-22-10 10:06:24 AM by WestwardHo (Whom the god would destroy, they first drive mad.)

quote:


9/11 was certainly a bad day but remember that attack came from people outside of America. That’s bad, but understandable. This came from people INSIDE America. That’s unforgivable.

25 posted on March-22-10 10:08:33 AM by QuantumOfIntelligence

fanaglethebagle
Sep 5, 2007

by angerbot
Obviously I don’t have many friends but I don’t care.

Butt Cord
Jan 28, 2005

The State was not formed in progressive stages; it appears fully armed, a master stroke executed all at once; the primordial Urstaat, the eternal model of everything the State wants to be and desires; the basic formation, on the horizon throughout history.

Montasque posted:

quote:

9/11 was certainly a bad day but remember that attack came from people outside of America. That’s bad, but understandable. This came from people INSIDE America. That’s unforgivable.

25 posted on March-22-10 10:08:33 AM by QuantumOfIntelligence

sudden and surprising username/post combo

Gorilla Salsa
Dec 4, 2007

Post Post Post.

Free Broken Glass! posted:


nopants
May 29, 2004

fanaglethebagle posted:

Obviously I don’t have many friends but I don’t care.

because he killed them all

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Quotidien posted:

obama looks pretty baller in this picture

hell yeah dude looks fly as poo poo

Tars Tarkas
Apr 13, 2003

Rock the Mok



A nasty woman, I think you should try is, Jess.


I'm Such A Happy Woman In America Today!



We have the most twisted administration in the history of this fair
Republic...whether or not we can ever untwist it is the question!




But I am very happy today...I feel very good knowing that we have now
been granted the century's long awaited fulfillment of the dream of
millions...Universal Health Care in the United States of America!




It has kept me awake at night with the anticipation of this day...Obama
now has his victory...Nancy Pelosi has her victory...all of the
illegals will get the medical care that they have been denied by the
white-racist America...all of the deadbeats of the world will be able
to come here and take advantage of our wonderful hospitals.




I am so happy today to know that physicians fees will be slashed 21%
and that's good! The reason that that will be good and good for
America is because it will drive the greedy doctors out of medicine!
Then we'll have "people's doctors"...the kind that they had under Mao
Tse-tung...you know...the real doctors! But...the greedy doctors will be driven out!



Also, very soon, Medicare reimbursements will be cut by 1.3 billion
dollars...thereby cutting down on the amount of treatment that people
get in America because, as you know, Medi "Care" has too much
"care"...Tens of thousands of doctors and thousands of health-care
institutions (out-patient clinics, hospices, hospitals) will not be
treating Medicare patients because of this problem and that is so good
too!



Because, as we ALL KNOW...Obama knows best what's good for patients and
he doesn't want those patients to get the care that they don't need!
That is ALSO part of the health care reform.



I am also thrilled to know that there will be cities without a single
doctor in some specialties who will take care of the elderly on
Medicare because most elderly really don't need care...when you really
think about it...when you think about Raum Emanuel's brother Ezekiel (a
very caring man), he thinks that a 65 year old has had 40 more years of
life than a 25 year old and is thereby not entitled to health
care...this is good too!



Now that this has passed, this wonderful new socialized medicine will
mandate that people with arthritic joint pain will no longer be
treated...yes...because the low reimbursement rates will not make it
worth while to treat them...AND...they just won't need the
treatment...they will live like most of the third-world people
live..with pain! And...this is also good!



The cracker nation that we live in needs to get the care that other
people in the rest of the world experience... or... no care at all!



Because, if you want to have democracy for the whole world you've got
to start somewhere...right? As Obama's mentor Karl Marx said, "If you
want to make an omelet, you've got to break a few eggs!" And...if the
egg is the United States' medical-care system, that is
good...and...soon...he'll break another few eggs in order to make us
equal to the rest of the world...and...that is long over due!




Once again, I must praise Obama and Pelosi for so closely following in
the footsteps of Malcolm X...when he said back in the 1960's..."the
civil rights' movement and civil rights themselves must be achieved by
any and all means necessary." I am so happy to see that Barack Obama
and Nancy Pelosi have followed so superbly in Malcolm X's
footsteps...socialized medicine has been brought to the United States
of America using every trick necessary...achieved through the
abandonment of every parliamentary procedure necessary...no bribe was
too high a price to have been paid...

I awoke this morning thrilled...thrilled in the knowledge that I am
living in a country held in the hands of such advanced thinkers!




We've lost a battle, not the War!

"You must indeed have a blind soul who cannot see that some great purpose and design is being worked out here below, of which we have the honor
to be faithful servants." - Winston Churchill

The Remote Viewer
Jul 9, 2001
It's kind of depressing people are willing to outright hate their family over politics.

Butt Cord
Jan 28, 2005

The State was not formed in progressive stages; it appears fully armed, a master stroke executed all at once; the primordial Urstaat, the eternal model of everything the State wants to be and desires; the basic formation, on the horizon throughout history.
countdown until "the democrats promised you universal healthcare, and passed a bill, but many people are still uninsured! this proves government cant do anything right!"

poik007
Aug 16, 2006
Thinks Mother 3 is the best game ever

The Remote Viewer posted:

It's kind of depressing people are willing to outright hate their family over politics.

Do they really? I mean they post about revolution and tanks and guns and keep your ammo dry but all they do is post.

When they say "I tell my kids about SOCIALIES OBUMMER HUSSEIN every day and I spit on all the democrats I come across" maybe they just post about it and dont really do it

on the other hand these people are good at hate so :(

Tars Tarkas
Apr 13, 2003

Rock the Mok



A nasty woman, I think you should try is, Jess.


How 'bout us REBS raise the Star and Bars or More appropriately the Southern Cross (Battle Flag) on every roof top. I think in this WE ARE ALL REBELS. So why not?

They (DC) have proven they don't give a drat about us or the Constitution. We may have to form a NEW NATION. Read The Declaration of Independence.....

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

quote:


why do I feel the unease that a German Jew must have felt in the 1930’s.
The IRS (Gestapo) will be checking our papers to make sure they are in order. If they are not a steep fine or imprisonment awaits us

26 posted on March-22-10 9:22:36 AM by jesseam (Been there, done that)

quote:

I will not pay and I will resist arrest with deadly force.
33 posted on March-22-10 9:27:53 AM by Lazamataz ("We beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them." -- Lazamataz, 2005)

quote:


i am so disgusted, i haven’t been able to sleep all night.

18 posted on March-22-10 9:01:36 AM by machogirl (First they came for my tagline.)

quote:


I’m not disheartened, but am seething with an absolute blinding rage.
219 people have declared war on their fellow citizens.
God help us all.

10 posted on March-22-10 8:58:18 AM by ozark hilljilly


quote:


How about pick a couple of states and have all the like minded people in the county who are now being oppressed move there and run it like a free country. Currently we are divided geographically and our strength is diluted.

11 posted on March-22-10 8:53:57 AM by DManA

quote:

Counter-revolution is the only thing these traitors will understand!
22 posted on March-22-10 9:05:05 AM by IbJensen ((Ps 109.8): "Let his days be few; and let another take his position.")

quote:


The USA is now the 16th freest nation in the world. After this it will sink even further!

24 posted on March-22-10 9:06:45 AM by IbJensen ((Ps 109.8): "Let his days be few; and let another take his position.")

quote:

1) If you are a wage earner, reduce the amount of withholding taken from your pay to zero.

2) If you are self-employed, make everything a business expense.

3) Buy used.

4) Use cash (FedGov can't trace what you buy or when).

5) Empty all bank accounts (FedGov taxes profits from banks, banks contribute to Democrats).

6) Pay off all credit accounts (FedGov taxes profits from credit companies).

7) Plant a garden.

8) If possible, get on unemployment, welfare, early retirement, etc. Stop producing income, goods, or services which can be taxed.

9) Join your local Democrat Party, and shut up: Infiltrate, Identify, Incapacitate.

10) Pray constant prayers of thanksgiving for deliverance from this nightmare we've brought upon ourselves.


Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

31 posted on March-22-10 9:33:58 AM by The Comedian (Evil can only succeed if good men don't point at it and laugh.)

quote:


R.I.P. AMERICA....i have loved you for 54 years...but now you have been laid to rest....brave men have served, fought and died to perserve the freedoms that you gave us....sadly now the enemy is defeating us from within without having fired a shot...they are succeeding in making this once great country into what our brave have died for to defeat on foreign soils....

4 posted on March-22-10 8:05:06 AM by tatsinfla

quote:


Yesterday was one of those moments like:

Remembering where you were when:
*JFK was assassinated by a lunatic.
*9/11/2001 US attacked by a foreign enemy.
*3/21/2010 US congress surrendered to a foreign lunatic.

13 posted on March-22-10 8:24:09 AM by sodpoodle (Despair - Man's surrender. Laughter - God's redemption.)

quote:


The only way to stem the trend is to make it dangerous, mortally dangerous, for elected “representatives” to steal freedoms from those they represent.

Fear should be what prevents them from lining their pockets and ensuring their political success at the expense of our freedom.

26 posted on March-22-10 9:25:14 AM by ConservativeWarrior (In last year's nests, there are no birds this year.)

Republicans
Oct 14, 2003

- More money for us

- Fuck you


poik007 posted:

Do they really? I mean they post about revolution and tanks and guns and keep your ammo dry but all they do is post.

When they say "I tell my kids about SOCIALIES OBUMMER HUSSEIN every day and I spit on all the democrats I come across" maybe they just post about it and dont really do it

on the other hand these people are good at hate so :(

If their families ever found out they were talking poo poo about them to strangers online they'd probably be apologetic to the point of tears.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Free Broken Glass! posted:



tastes like....freedom :911:

fanaglethebagle
Sep 5, 2007

by angerbot
Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

just google that phrase for a whole load of crazy

Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.

Free Broken Glass! posted:




POTUShead
Sep 23, 2006

Goodbye America, as it turns out I hardly know you. I thought I did because I loved you. I served you many years ago by defending you from foreign enemies. I served you lately by trying to defend you from domestic enemies. This healthcare debacle that came to a head last night however just overpowered me and my fellow patriots. “They” did so by trickery and by lying; “they” did so by taking advantage of peoples’ naïveté and lack of education, ‘they” did so with the help of the entire media, and “they” did so in the face of “their” responsibility to represent the majority of this country disregarding the established political party lines. “They” took untold billions of dollars for “their” support and vote for this socialist plan, and ‘their” support and votes were paid with our tax dollars in this horrible economy.

But I pray to God that the goodbye is only temporary, because you see “they” placed me and my fellow patriot citizens with our backs to the wall…..somewhere where, believe me, “they” do not want us to be, and will regret having done so.

I think I lost a significant portion of my freedom yesterday, and I will not take that lying down. I was told yesterday that I and my family do not matter to them (“they”). I will now have a hard time looking into the eyes of my five grandchildren and feeling good about their future in this country.

And a few words directed to “they”: You need to understand that you (“they”) have assumed responsibility for whatever happens next. If the very fragile economy finally tanks, you (“they”) are responsible. If there becomes a total disconnect between you (“they”) and us, you are responsible. And finally, if blood ends up running in the street, you (“they”) are TOTALLY responsible. God help you (“they”) if anyone in my family especially my grandchildren suffer from lack of future immediate and comprehensive healthcare. And, you (“they”) are apparently not done yet trying to transform my country. Now emboldened with the unconstitutional win last night you have your eyes on Immigration Reform and that horrible Cap and Trade mess.

So America, I bid you a temporary adieu. I say goodbye only on a temporary basis. I will be fighting for your return for the sake of my family, especially my grandchildren.

Oh, and a final word to ‘they”. PLEASE do not make us take the fight up another notch because it will not be pretty. PLEASE discontinue to draw a line between us and you (“they”).

Seventyfour
Apr 6, 2009

Beneath the Pavement
The Beach
I'm still working my way through this weekend's posts, but this is already the greatest Freep meltdown ever and the greatest day in this thread's long history.

Thanks to everyone for their hard work slogging through thousands of posts. I had meant to post some mildly crazy poo poo from a Palin/Beck thread before the weekend, but didn't have time. Veiled references to violence, Palin leading the revolution, etc. Now that poo poo looks sane compared to these impotent roars of pain from impotent old men. (though, sadly, I'd be surprised if at least one of them doesn't shoot a couple of people before they surrender).

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Free Broken Glass! posted:


Quixotic
Sep 2, 2004
Post fewer graphical metaphors for the current situation and more actual examples of the current situation so that I might actually symbolically engage in the activity portrayed by the man drinking from the jug.

Seventyfour
Apr 6, 2009

Beneath the Pavement
The Beach


Ah, so salty yet so sweet. I feel myself growing stronger.

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

Montasque posted:



Do it you fat fucks, revolt! Get off your fat, white asses and start blowing poo poo up.

ArchRanger
Mar 19, 2007
I'm tired of following my dreams, I'm just gonna ask where they're goin' and meet up with 'em there.

POTUShead posted:

Goodbye America, as it turns out I hardly know you. I thought I did because I loved you. I served you many years ago by defending you from foreign enemies. I served you lately by trying to defend you from domestic enemies. This healthcare debacle that came to a head last night however just overpowered me and my fellow patriots. “They” did so by trickery and by lying; “they” did so by taking advantage of peoples’ naïveté and lack of education, ‘they” did so with the help of the entire media, and “they” did so in the face of “their” responsibility to represent the majority of this country disregarding the established political party lines. “They” took untold billions of dollars for “their” support and vote for this socialist plan, and ‘their” support and votes were paid with our tax dollars in this horrible economy.

But I pray to God that the goodbye is only temporary, because you see “they” placed me and my fellow patriot citizens with our backs to the wall…..somewhere where, believe me, “they” do not want us to be, and will regret having done so.

I think I lost a significant portion of my freedom yesterday, and I will not take that lying down. I was told yesterday that I and my family do not matter to them (“they”). I will now have a hard time looking into the eyes of my five grandchildren and feeling good about their future in this country.

And a few words directed to “they”: You need to understand that you (“they”) have assumed responsibility for whatever happens next. If the very fragile economy finally tanks, you (“they”) are responsible. If there becomes a total disconnect between you (“they”) and us, you are responsible. And finally, if blood ends up running in the street, you (“they”) are TOTALLY responsible. God help you (“they”) if anyone in my family especially my grandchildren suffer from lack of future immediate and comprehensive healthcare. And, you (“they”) are apparently not done yet trying to transform my country. Now emboldened with the unconstitutional win last night you have your eyes on Immigration Reform and that horrible Cap and Trade mess.

So America, I bid you a temporary adieu. I say goodbye only on a temporary basis. I will be fighting for your return for the sake of my family, especially my grandchildren.

Oh, and a final word to ‘they”. PLEASE do not make us take the fight up another notch because it will not be pretty. PLEASE discontinue to draw a line between us and you (“they”).

"they" are responsible for making me murder them

POTUShead
Sep 23, 2006

Everything to fix America can be found by watching DEADWOOD

Posted on Mon Mar 22 2010 10:40:02 GMT-0400 (Eastern Daylight Time) by anonsquared

The freedom snatching socialists have gone too far so here’s the plan:

STEP 1: All Americans for a government that abides by the Constitution change their local laws to allow the keeping of chickens by any taxpaying American.

STEP 2: Once taxpayers are allowed to keep chickens, we amend the law to allow all taxpayers to keep hogs. (After all, we wouldn’t want to discriminate now, would we?)

STEP 3: Hogs proliferate from sea to shining sea.

STEP 4: Government workers begin to disappear.

STEP 5: Missing government workers are replaced with new government workers.

STEP 6: The new government workers disappear too.

STEP 7: In short order, no one wants to be a government worker.

STEP 8: With a shrinking pool of government workers, fewer laws interfering with private enterprise are enacted.

STEP 9: Smaller government at all levels - federal, state, city, and local - result in HUGE SAVINGS being realized with the tax dollars returned to the taxpayers.

STEP 10: After eating off the FAT OF THE LAND, the tens of millions of hogs are sold to the Chinese for hefty profit, thereby paying off the debt caused by said government workers. America is now debt free.

Proof yet again that everything you need to know to fix America can be found by watching DEADWOOD.

P.S. Did I forget to mention that because of the methane produced by the hogs, America also becomes energy independent resulting in the total collapse of the Middle Eastern countries that produce oil? That, too!

P.S.S. Another benefit of the plan: All radical islamists will flee the U.S. due to the fact that they can’t turn around without running into pork on the hoof, thereby rendering America terrorist free.

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

^^ either that post is missing a whole lot of steps or i'm missing a lot of connections

POTUShead posted:

PLEASE discontinue to draw a line between us and you (“they”).

says the person who has referred to "they" 20-30 times in one post

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
how I learned how to fix America by watching celebrity apprentice.

Ambivalent
Oct 14, 2006

swine-based economy will protect us from the caliphate

POTUShead
Sep 23, 2006

What The Fucktrain posted:

^^ either that post is missing a whole lot of steps or i'm missing a lot of connections

I never watched Deadwood but I did watch that Hannibal movie with Mason Verger getting eaten by pigs

swinesnype

Pead
May 31, 2001
Nap Ghost
I stand wholeheartedly behind STEP 3: Hogs proliferate from sea to shining sea.

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Quixotic
Sep 2, 2004

Pead posted:

I stand wholeheartedly behind STEP 3: Hogs proliferate from sea to shining sea.
we will all drown in seas of hogshit