Search Amazon.com:
Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us $3,400 per month for bandwidth bills alone, and since we don't believe in shoving popup ads to our registered users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
«467 »
  • Post
  • Reply
handbags at dawn
Mar 8, 2007

by T. Finninho


What The Fucktrain posted:

^^ either that post is missing a whole lot of steps or i'm missing a lot of connections
someone read hannibal where the bad guy feeds people to his pigs

edit always read to the next page before you post

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

POTUShead
Sep 23, 2006



quote:

I Want America Back!

Posted on Mon Mar 22 2010 10:38:46 GMT-0400 (Eastern Daylight Time) by wk4bush2004

So yeah, I was talking to a friend I have in Canada this morning and they were saying that they were "glad" that Obamacare passed. They said the legislation "may be tweaked over time."

I responded by saying, "You don't know what's in that bill!"

And they said that they "had talked to way too many people from the US who are physically suffering and need health care."

I finally lost it and said, "Then IF Canada's health care system is soooooo great, WHY DON'T THEY MOVE THERE??????? At least 53% of the Americans have said NO to this bill, yet they passed it anyway."

I also said, "I'm sure you guys would welcome our socialists with open arms.........I've followed Canada's trends a little bit...........you've got gay marriage, legalized marijuana, national health care, and I think you all might be getting assisted suicide, if you don't have it already....... IT FREAKIN' SCARES ME!

I DON'T WANNA BE LIKE CANADA; I WANT AMERICA BACK!!!!!!"

They didn't respond to me and said they had to go.

Interesting, getting a Canadian's perspective, but frustrating.

This has really upset me. I cannot stand to see our country fall apart. To reiterate: I WANT AMERICA BACK!!!!

quote:

Then you’d better begin organizing 50 million armed Americans to march on DC because that’s the only way we’ll reclaim either the nation or our liberty.


5 posted on Mon Mar 22 2010 10:47:21 GMT-0400 (Eastern Daylight Time) by Oldpuppymax

quote:

You can forget it. FORGET IT!!!!! America as you and I grew up in, what we had, what we desired, is gone. The Marxists, along with 98% of the black population supporting an non-American president, have done it. There is no way too get used too it. Free people don't like being caged. But, you are now. Caged by a health care bill, that some socialist bureaucrats in Sodom on the Potomac is going to decide if you live or die and if your old parents are going to live and die. Both of my parents are gone. I am at least thankful that I will not have too see them fall victim of this non health caring bill. My mother spent several years fighting heart, kidney, and eye sight conditions in her last days. Now, these murderers would simply refuse her any care and she would die earlier. Thankfully she will not have to live thought this. I may, be they won't.
8 posted on Mon Mar 22 2010 10:49:59 GMT-0400 (Eastern Daylight Time) by RetiredArmy (God said it simply, go against Israel and pay a hefty price in retribution. That simple.)

quote:

That don’t get it !!!!!!!! “I WANT AMERICA BACK !!”

NOT GOOD ENOUGH.......I’ve heard too much “I want..” “I want...”

Need to RE-WORD..... “TAKE AMERICA BACK !!!!”

No more of this “want” BS...

I say, TAKE America back......


16 posted on Mon Mar 22 2010 11:25:28 GMT-0400 (Eastern Daylight Time) by Boonie

so many lf titles

quote:

Too bad about wanting America back. America took the killshot to the head from point blank range last night. The socialist cockroaches and earthworms are devouring the corpse of our freedoms.


17 posted on Mon Mar 22 2010 11:26:54 GMT-0400 (Eastern Daylight Time) by Buckeye Battle Cry (Enjoy nature - eat meat, wear fur and drive your car!)

Pead
May 31, 2001


Grimey Drawer

Quixotic posted:

we will all drown in seas of hogshit

We deserve every last bit of it

handbags at dawn
Mar 8, 2007

by T. Finninho


it's been my policy to avoid people who say they want america "back" or "like it used to be" and it's worked pretty well so far

Quixotic
Sep 2, 2004


a spectre is haunting the United States - the spectre of Canada

BerkerkLurk
Jul 22, 2001

I could never sleep my way to the top 'cause my alarm clock always wakes me right up

edit: frrrrrt

BerkerkLurk fucked around with this message at Mar 22, 2010 around 16:33

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism


handbags at dawn posted:

it's been my policy to avoid people who say they want america "back" or "like it used to be" and it's worked pretty well so far

i too would love to go back to the america that was around when i was too young to understand anything, oh how great the country was!!!

qirex
Feb 15, 2001



What The Fucktrain posted:

i too would love to go back to the america that was around when i was too young to understand anything, oh how great the country was!!!
without the constant crushing fear of instant nuclear annihilation keeping us in line we've lost our way

handbags at dawn
Mar 8, 2007

by T. Finninho


well then have i got a magazine for you! http://www.nostalgiamagazine.net/

Wonderbread 2000
Oct 27, 2008


What The Fucktrain posted:

^^ either that post is missing a whole lot of steps or i'm missing a lot of connections

Deadwood involves a lot of murdering inconvenient people and feeding their corpses to pigs.

Deadwood is also the LFest show in its last couple of seasons and it's hilarious that freepers don't get that.

NATO
Aug 3, 2009

by Lowtax


Laissez's Faire: My life. My fortune. My sacred honor.

Laissez's Faire: I tell all my friends that if I ever find out that they are Democrat supporters I will kill them.

Laissez's Faire: why do I feel the unease that a German Jew must have felt in the 1930's

Laissez's Faire: Hogs proliferate from sea to shining sea.



tytlesnype

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

DAMN, THAT MUST BE KOOPA. I'M SURE IT'S ALSO HIM WHO'S TAKEN THE PRINCESS AWAY. OK, LET'S GO GET HIM TOGETHER!


Quixotic posted:

a spectre is haunting the United States - the spectre of Canada

lol

POTUShead
Sep 23, 2006



Bricks Shatter Glass at NY Democratic Offices oh man TWO window breaking incidents this is the revolution folks

quote:

KRYSTALLNACHT PART DIEUX...........


5 posted on Mon Mar 22 2010 11:08:00 GMT-0400 (Eastern Daylight Time) by Red Badger (Education makes people easy to lead, difficult to drive; easy to govern, but impossible to enslave.)

demonazi sounds like a troma film

quote:

Seems someone is a little angry that the Bill of Rights was overturned by 219 demonazis. Lets see what the demonazis do about it. I would certianly like to see more of this. Lets have real democracy and see if demonazi can handle it.


6 posted on Mon Mar 22 2010 11:08:02 GMT-0400 (Eastern Daylight Time) by equalitybeforethelaw

a revolution by people that can't type a cuss word

quote:

Revolution is a b!tch, Dems.


9 posted on Mon Mar 22 2010 11:08:37 GMT-0400 (Eastern Daylight Time) by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)

quote:

I don’t have a problem with a little lawlessness right now. It is sure to escalate.


19 posted on Mon Mar 22 2010 11:10:33 GMT-0400 (Eastern Daylight Time) by clintonh8r (I love my country. I hate...HATE!!...my government.)

is there no old timey comparison these people aren't in love with

quote:

Those moochers and looters are lucky they weren’t hung by the neck until dead.

Horse thieves of old are now stealing our earnings and our private healthcare.



25 posted on Mon Mar 22 2010 11:11:49 GMT-0400 (Eastern Daylight Time) by roses of sharon (I can do all things through Him who strengthens me. Philippians 4:13)

I'm all for lawless intimidation. btw kill terrorists

quote:

I think a little lawless intimidation of Democrats is a good tactic. Put the fear of God in them. Small response to yesterdays’ communist coup.

Of course, the Demos will portray it as a terrorist attack. What is the penalty for throwing a rock?


28 posted on Mon Mar 22 2010 11:12:30 GMT-0400 (Eastern Daylight Time) by y6162

I could be out there starting the revolution but I think I'll wait until there's soldiers stationed on my street. tactics u know

quote:

Martial law might just be the thing for them to do.
That would cause us to finally take our country back.

Bring it on a-holes


41 posted on Mon Mar 22 2010 11:16:27 GMT-0400 (Eastern Daylight Time) by manonCANAL

ahaha yes more more violent yet impotent rhetoric

quote:

How’s that pacifism working for ya’?


56 posted on Mon Mar 22 2010 11:19:34 GMT-0400 (Eastern Daylight Time) by Dead Corpse (III, Oathkeeper)

screaming friend of the family is how miss manners conducts her protests

quote:

Yeah, I’m tired of bringing an etiquette book to a gunfight.


65 posted on Mon Mar 22 2010 11:22:22 GMT-0400 (Eastern Daylight Time) by clintonh8r (I love my country. I hate...HATE!!...my government.)

how long until they call anyone discouraging violence a demonazi liberal? note: today is monday

quote:

NO VIOLENCE PEOPLE... it is playing into their hands. They are goading you.
Glad our Founding Fathers didn't listen to talk like that back in the 1770's.

76 posted on Mon Mar 22 2010 11:24:36 GMT-0400 (Eastern Daylight Time) by DTogo (High time to bring back the Sons of Liberty !!)

quote:

I pray this is the *shot* heard 'round the world.
I, like everyone on FR, enjoy all the discourse on a daily basis...but what next? Continue talk and discourse? To what end...

Platitudes and discourse are fine during peaceful times, but these are not peaceful times. I say, what are we going to do about it?

Civil disobediance is a good start, but much more is needed; after all this war.

To arms, mes amis. And don't stop with bricks.


78 posted on Mon Mar 22 2010 11:26:46 GMT-0400 (Eastern Daylight Time) by Victor (If an expert says it can't be done, get another expert." -David Ben-Gurion, the first Prime Minister)

quote:

“KRYSTALLNACHT PART DIEUX...........”

The angry dogs of civil war are lose on the land for the first since 1865.

It looks like our New Bolsheviks get their wish for revolution.

They may not like it.


123 posted on Mon Mar 22 2010 11:58:15 GMT-0400 (Eastern Daylight Time) by Ronbo1948

last line laffo

quote:

My FRiend the Rubicon was crossed last night and our version of Julius Caesar has declared war on the American People.

Therefore, ALL MEASURES fair, legal or FOUL are in play now - It’s civil war.

Learn it.

Love it.

Embrace The Suck!



129 posted on Mon Mar 22 2010 12:10:15 GMT-0400 (Eastern Daylight Time) by Ronbo1948

remember the civil war fetishist surge? from when this country was still free? yeah

quote:

Any people anywhere, being inclined and having the power, have the right to rise up, and shake off the existing government, and form a new one that suits them better. This is a most valuable - a most sacred right - a right, which we hope and believe, is to liberate the world. Abraham Lincoln

Too bad the tyrant himself did not believe in that sacred right if the people were Southern.
131 posted on Mon Mar 22 2010 12:19:00 GMT-0400 (Eastern Daylight Time) by Tzfat

rt4
Feb 19, 2008


Grimey Drawer

i don't give a f*** what you think about it

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

Freepers: America took the killshot to the head from point blank range last night.

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

DAMN, THAT MUST BE KOOPA. I'M SURE IT'S ALSO HIM WHO'S TAKEN THE PRINCESS AWAY. OK, LET'S GO GET HIM TOGETHER!


oh man i am so excited that they're embracing 'kristallnacht' as a positive thing

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

any time they compare themselves to the jews, someone needs to pop up and say "No, the DEMS are like the jews, conning the world into paying for something it never did"

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006
leading helpless teens astray

sorry, wrong thread.

The Chairman
Jun 30, 2003

But you forget, mon ami, that there is evil everywhere under the sun


POTUShead posted:

STEP 2: Once taxpayers are allowed to keep chickens, we amend the law to allow all taxpayers to keep hogs. (After all, we wouldn’t want to discriminate now, would we?)

I initially thought this meant that he was suggesting that people kidnap government workers, cage them and slaughter them for their "long pig" meat, which I think is a much cooler prospect

Heresiarch
Oct 6, 2005

Literature is not exhaustible, for the sufficient and simple reason that no single book is. A book is not an isolated being: it is a relationship, an axis of innumerable relationships.


"We're like the Jews!"

"You mean you're not going to heaven?"

NATO
Aug 3, 2009

by Lowtax


so now we have freepers calling their own attempt at an uprising "kristallnacht part deux" and complaining that the democrats will call their righteous revolt against a godless tyrant terrorism.

peak reached

NATO fucked around with this message at Mar 22, 2010 around 16:32

poik007
Aug 16, 2006
Thinks Mother 3 is the best game ever

the ghost from C.A.N.A.D.A.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004

~Vice-waifu search~
~in progress~


jimrob is strangely MIA since early afternoon yesterday. i'm guessing he's either doing a little wheelchair jig somewhere or his rage gave him a stroke.

Prince of Dicks
Sep 9, 2003



quixotic stop posting

Tars Tarkas
Apr 13, 2003

Rock the Mok



“Jews: The Master Species” Bow down you lowly dirt dog Christian American slaves of ours. Yes, the Children of Israel rule over the Children of Adam with oppression and tyranny and we demand strict obedience from our dirt species slaves. Yes, the Children of Israel are superior to the Children of Adam; as Jews were created from a smokeless flame of fire; while our inferior Christian slaves were created from dirt. Jews have managed to enslave almost all of the Children of Adam by convincing them god is a dead Jew and those who refuse to worship this dead Jew as their god are branded Muslim “Terrorists”; which makes them legitimate targets for Israel’s American-sanctioned, Muslim genocide.

Jews have commanded our mentally unstable Christian slaves to worship their dead Jew god by eating his flesh and drinking his blood; a most Satanic and cannibalistic ritual. Our Christian American slaves are not permitted to question their Jew masters; less we punish them as we punish freedom-loving, resistant Muslims and there is nothing anyone can do except to say: “We hear and we obey.” We Jews command our Christian American slaves to continue to finance us, arm us and you dirt dogs will continue to die for us; this time in Iran, with no questions asked. Our Christian slaves will be rewarded on the Day of Resurrection for their diabolical devotion and life service to us with an eternal home in the Hell-fire.

Rachel Shapiro
Proud Jew & Founder of “Jews: the Master Species”

NATO
Aug 3, 2009

by Lowtax


The Chairman posted:

I initially thought this meant that he was suggesting that people kidnap government workers, cage them and slaughter them for their "long pig" meat, which I think is a much cooler prospect
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1F1QScOT3Hs#t=2m40s

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

freepers always seem so sad about things, like "Welp, guess I have to go and shoot 50 cops now "

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009

ALL of them.


Lamuella posted:

freepers always seem so sad about things, like "Welp, guess I have to go and shoot 50 cops now "

Well, they don't want to do it, the communist, socialist, marxist Kenyan usurper made them do it.

Prince of Dicks
Sep 9, 2003



Lamuella posted:

freepers always seem so sad about things, like "Welp, guess I have to go and shoot 50 cops now "

just like LF

Zwabu
Aug 7, 2006



The Remote Viewer posted:

It's kind of depressing people are willing to outright hate their family over politics.

What did your own flesh and blood ever do for you that suckling at the man-teats of Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck didn't provide for you ten times over? Get real.

Zarimus
Jul 27, 2006



Quixotic posted:

a spectre is haunting the United States - the spectre of Canada

The rise of International Canadianism is here.

ArchRanger
Mar 19, 2007
I'm tired of following my dreams, I'm just gonna ask where they're goin' and meet up with 'em there.

Grimey Drawer

so is there any word on when limbaugh is moving to costa rica?

Republicans
Oct 14, 2003

- More money for us

- Fuck you


ArchRanger posted:

so is there any word on when limbaugh is moving to costa rica?

As soon as Sean Hannity allows himself to be waterboarded.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004

~Vice-waifu search~
~in progress~


Zwabu posted:

What did your own flesh and blood ever do for you that suckling at the man-teats of Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck didn't provide for you ten times over? Get real.

ATTN: Dan Lacey

please paint a picture of someone suckling at limbaugh's man-teat

POTUShead
Sep 23, 2006



tears everywhere

http://corner.nationalreview.com/po...mU3N2I0ZjFmMmQ=

Calm Despair [John Derbyshire]
As the fugleman for conservative despair, I am of course neither shaken nor stirred at the passing of the health-care bills. It was to be expected.

I see plainly that Western civilization, over my lifetime, has been a slow-sinking ship. The few who have known what is happening have worked desperately to seal the watertight doors, repair the fissures, pump out the flooded zones. It's been a losing fight, though. The tilt of the decks is harder and harder to ignore. Last night, a major bulkhead gave way. Soon a funnel will topple over with a great crash and a shower of sparks. Yet still the band is playing, the people are dancing, the food coming up from the galley.

Steven Hayward, writing about my latest in the Claremont Review of Books, says it is "surprising that Derbyshire never raises the obvious question: without the conservative movement of the past 50 years, how much worse would things be?" Not much, would be my answer. Certainly those working the pumps have been engaged in a noble endeavor, which I'm proud to have been associated with. They could hear the dance music too, though. It got their feet a-tapping; then an ex-colleague came down from the ballroom to mock and tempt, and soon there was one less pair of hands on the pumps, and one more government program, one more subsidy, one more tax, one more restraint on freedom of speech or association, one more futile war.

It'll be over soon. We'll be down in the cold, lightless depths of imperial despotism — in which, after all, the great majority of human beings, throughout history, have always lived. It's the natural way: liberty is an unstable temporary aberration. I once tried to compute the sheer quantity, in man-years, of lives lived under the despotic order — Egyptians and Assyrians, Persians and Chinese, Romans and post-Alexander Greeks, Incas and Aztecs, Umayyads and Abbasids, Ottomans and Zulus, Tsars and General Secretaries . . . as against humans in liberty, ruled by common consent. It came out at around a hundred to one.

Here are some interstellar travelers chatting at a cocktail party:

"But tell me: How were things when you left? Especially, how is the United States getting along with its Noble Experiment?"

""Noble Experiment'?" I had to think; Prohibition was gone before I was born. "Oh, that was repealed."

"Really? I must go back for a field trip. What have you now? A king? I could see that your country was headed that way but I did not expect it so soon."

"Oh, no," I said. "I was talking about Prohibition."

"Oh, that. Symptomatic but not basic. I was speaking of the amusing notion of chatter rule. 'Democracy.' A curious delusion — as if adding zeros could produce a sum …"

— Robert A. Heinlein, Glory Road

POTUShead
Sep 23, 2006





Yesterday morning when I raised my flag to the top of the 25 foot pole I have in my front yard, I must have forgotten to tie it off. Why else would my flag be at half mast when I returned from giving my sermon at Windchime? A few hours later the House of Representatives passed the Senate's version of Obama's Health Care legislation. Prophetic? I think so, and that is why I will leave it at half mast until I feel it is time to return it to full mast. It is my opinion that we are in the end times of what has been called the greatest civilization the world has ever seen. Yes, I believe America is finished. I say so because I do not foresee the Republicans ever reversing this, nor do I see the Supreme Court reversing it. I pray I am wrong, but I fear I am not because we have turned our back on God. In doing so, He has turned His back on us as a nation. We cannot continue doing the many things we do and keep expecting Him to smile upon us.

As an historical and political enthusiast I tend to look at certain aspects of the end times prophecies in a different light than many dispensationalists and futurists. I look at the time we live in as being dominated by the "Rule of the People?. Whether it be under democratic socialism or democratic capitalism, it is still a system ruled by the people. This egalitarian type of political rule allows for many absurd and dangerous aspects of society to flourish that could not survive in a totalitarian system.

A cursory look at the way Cuban dictator, Castro dealt with those afflicted with AIDS compared to how we deal with them in Democratic societies will make my point. Cubans who have AIDS are locked away in institutions to keep them from infecting the general population. While in America and Western Europe we champion the very act, homosexuality, that spreads the sickness in the name of freedom. We also allow the dreaded disease to promulgate through out our society by teaching our children in school that homosexuality is a lifestyle that is equal to heterosexuality. It is important to understand that Christ will not return because governments make us bad people. He will return because we have willingly refused to turn from our evil ways and follow His teachings.

Many people, even many conservatives, do not wish to accept this truth. However, the very things that are going on all around us just proves my point, and it's my opinion things will just get worse. I also fear that the next move by the tyrannical left will be a full frontal attack on Christianity. An attack that will attempt to force Christians to stop preaching the truths of the Bible. Like Canada and some European countries, we too will see conservative evangelicals charged with hate crimes against homosexuals that will set the state against the church. What will make this coming attack easier, is the way we are now seeing denominations after denominations allowing practicing Homosexuals to be ordained ministers by claiming God does not condemn the lifestyle so why should we.

Yesterday America died, and in honor and respect for what she once stood for I shall fly my flag at half mast. When God moves me to raise it I will. Unfortunately I do not see that happening anytime soon.

sexy mouse
Sep 18, 2008

sexy eye~
sexy nose~
sexy mouse~
don't you know~


keep in mind while reading these that it's all because poors are slighty less hosed as far as health coverage

CrazyLittle
Sep 11, 2001







Clapping Larry

Free Broken Glass! posted:


it's so sweet

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

The #1 Threat to Ba Sing Se

quote:

Yesterday was one of those moments like:

Remembering where you were when:
*JFK was assassinated by a lunatic.
*9/11/2001 US attacked by a foreign enemy.
*3/21/2010 US congress surrendered to a foreign lunatic.

13 posted on March-22-10 8:24:09 AM by sodpoodle (Despair - Man's surrender. Laughter - God's redemption.)

I got the news about this via twitter at a Justin Bieber concert no lie.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Heresiarch
Oct 6, 2005

Literature is not exhaustible, for the sufficient and simple reason that no single book is. A book is not an isolated being: it is a relationship, an axis of innumerable relationships.



Quoting the royalists in Glory Road to support your point is only slightly less stupid than quoting Tyler Durden. It's amazing how people will read books and then try to emulate the people who are there to be a bad example.

Also, it's a fantasy novel, you dumbass.

  • Post
  • Reply
«467 »