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fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


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Why didn't ACORN throw this election?

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fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


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Freeper sports dream:

White only basketball league to debut in June

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


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CellBlock posted:

One of the higher-profile Oath Keepers (the soldiers who pledge not to round everyone up for the FEMA death camps when they're given to order to do so...) was arrested for raping a 7-year old. He also had a stolen grenade launcher in his house.

http://crooksandliars.com/david-neiwert/tea-party-leader-arrested-rape

:allears:

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


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I love facebook. I had a friend post that "America is the only country with x problems donating money to people with this other problem" statuses. I sent her a message saying that was a pretty stupid viewpoint as we definitely aren't the only country with those problems sending money to Haiti. I got this reply:

quote:

Wherwe you from joco homie you dont know what its like to struggle while your tax dollars and job are going out of the window gently caress off

and then I got defriended in the way that doesn't even show that person any more. The best part is, even though I live in one of the most affluent cities/counties in the country I'm unemployed and am broke as gently caress. I obviously don't know about any of that stuff.

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


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This thread is great. When I first saw news of the shooting at University of Alabama Huntsville all I thought was "please be a white guy, please be a redneck."

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


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Cowboy Pope posted:

We're not playing for points here. Please take some time out and evaluate why you reacted this way, and see if you think it needs correcting.

I didn't mean that I hope it was some white person redneck that was shot. I was merely hopeful the shooter(s) weren't brown.

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Jul 6, 2009


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A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:

oh cool so you completely don't get what we're saying. awesome

I'm sorry that I'm not completely broken up over this. Yes it sucks people got shot. There's nothing I can do about that. In regards to this thread, I'm glad the shooter wasn't a brown person or of muslim faith.

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Jul 6, 2009


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shotgunbadger posted:

You think it's good that your first thought to 'horrible shooting' was 'OH MAN I HOPE IT'S NOT A BROWN PERSON SO INTERNET REPUBLICANS DON'T MAKE RACIST COMMENTS PLEASE LET IT BE WHITE" and not 'Oh man people are dead that is horrible'.

Didn't know people were dead at that point. There was no information other than "SHOOTING ON CAMPUS!".

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Jul 6, 2009


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A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:

you're dead inside, hth

Pretty much.

shotgunbadger posted:

That's still a lovely thing to think, I mean I know we do a "Oh man I wonder how freep will like THIS *posts article about a gay person doing something cool or something*" but if your first thought at "SHOOTING ON CAMPUS!" is "oh man please be white" you're an objectively bad person.

I had literally just been in this thread. Still had freep on the mind I guess?

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


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Seventyfour posted:

Ug. Las Vegas and Tea Partiers.

Sin City sounds like the perfect place for a bunch of mega-religious white people to have a meeting :v:

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


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Pead posted:

This is amazing

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


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POTUShead posted:

Sarah Palin got trolled and some of y'all went right along with her hahaha

‘Family Guy’ Voice Actor Says Palin ‘Does Not Have a Sense of Humor’



where's your righteous outrage now freep





well except this guy. he's just happy he's allowed to laugh at a downs syndrome person now (not trig)

The New York Times left out the best part of what she said:

HuffPo article

quote:

My name is Andrea Fay Friedman. I was born with Down syndrome. I played the role of Ellen on the "Extra Large Medium" episode of Family Guy that was broadcast on Valentine's day. Although they gave me red hair on the show, I am really a blonde. I also wore a red wig for my role in " Smudge" but I was a blonde in "Life Goes On". I guess former Governor Palin does not have a sense of humor. I thought the line "I am the daughter of the former governor of Alaska" was very funny. I think the word is "sarcasm".


In my family we think laughing is good. My parents raised me to have a sense of humor and to live a normal life. My mother did not carry me around under her arm like a loaf of French bread the way former Governor Palin carries her son Trig around looking for sympathy and votes.

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


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Matlock posted:

Facts don't matter to them. It is all about emotional arguments meant to scare folks.

:ironicat:

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Jul 6, 2009


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Soft Money 1M posted:

its well documented that gay blood is actually a highly corrosive acid. i wouldnt want gay blood either

Wouldn't want any blood from them Negroes for the same reason.

Any freep threads on another anti-gay Republican being gay?

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


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Hey, we need a fake birth Certificate for Obama, what should I do?

Just head down to Kinko's and have them make one.

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


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Toshokan posted:

Someone should tell that one guy that the earliest records for beer (the oldest alcoholic beverage in existence) are from Ancient Egypt and Mesopotamia.

Even if you don't realize that all that race stuff is bullshit and the entire idea of race is a human construct, it's obvious that Egyptians and Mesopotamians weren't "Caucasian."

I'd imagine that people from that region fall into the "caucosoid" category they were mentioning?

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Jul 6, 2009


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shotgunbadger posted:

Except there's no reason to think that middle eastern/Egyptian people could ever be called 'caucosoid' in any form? Like, it's pretty clear that he's using them as 'white folk, them orientals, and the fuckin niggers'.

Having checked wikipedia to confirm what I thought, Middle Eastern folks fall into the "caucasoid" definition even though they aren't "white". Them dirty browns are the same race as us!

When you break it down to Caucasoid, Mongoloid and Negroid you have to lump the ones that definitely don't belong with the others in with hard workin white folks.

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Jul 6, 2009


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VideoTapir posted:

He's right, though.

I was a janitor in college at the campus athletics facility. Women do nasty poo poo in public restrooms. Volleyball tournaments sucked.

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


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ReidRansom posted:

better looking too. check out this white nationalist honey from the stormfront dating forum




she can be yours if you're white enough and have plenty of hate in your heart

I'd gladly hit that just to tell my black friends™(they actually exist) that I was banging a chick that was as racist as my dad.

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


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I'm really laughing at the "bet none of are troops support socialist health care!" one.

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Jul 6, 2009


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Lamuella posted:

freepers always seem so sad about things, like "Welp, guess I have to go and shoot 50 cops now :smith:"

Well, they don't want to do it, the communist, socialist, marxist Kenyan usurper made them do it.

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


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I went outside expecting there to be fires and riots and stuff. There wasn't anything like that :smith:

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Jul 6, 2009


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POTUShead posted:

Rep. Maxine Waters Calls Protesters 'Teabaggers'

black woman says a thing

Any thread about them not liking to be called "teabaggers" needs to have that picture of the old lady wearing a hat with tea bags hanging off of it.

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


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Free Broken Glass! posted:

i got scrubbed for saying that the federal government should end all welfare programs including subsidies for those communist welfare queen corn farmers who can't live without a handout

:laffo:

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


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PhattWebb posted:

Makes me glad I took my bumper sticker off after the election. Kinda makes you feel bad for the kid though.

"Daddy you're scaring me!"
"I've got to stop this friend of the family lover from merging, to Socialism!"

The day after the bill passed I was driving home after I went for a run and got behind some guy in a Toyota pickup that was covered in "Sorry Yet?" kind of stickers. I tried to catch his attention so that I could tell him that I wasn't sorry but he never looked at me. In hindsight, I apparently should have rammed him.

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Jul 6, 2009


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User-Friendly posted:

dont runways 9R and 9L run in the same direction? the number refers to the heading on the compass rose, from 0-36 is basically 0º-360º. planes landing in a collision course would be runways 9 and 27.

pilot spergin'

Yep, those planes are landing on 2 separate runways.

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


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Who's going to get the blame in November when the Republicans don't win sweeping majorities in both houses? ACORN is dead, who is next in line in the blame game? Republicans are going to win seats back unless they get real crazy, but I don't think these people will necessarily see that as a victory. The "November Tsunami" isn't going to happen.

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


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POTUShead posted:

why would you do this





I'll make sure to vote for her as her list of bullet points fits my philosophy on gubmint!

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


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The 0bama administration has fired a lot of opening shots now.

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Jul 6, 2009


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The_Vagabond posted:

Also, I really hope the new Birther "proof" of Obama's Kenyaness takes off. If we're lucky Fox News will be running this by tomorrow:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2485847/posts

Does anyone else think they phrase things certain ways just to troll people?

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Jul 6, 2009


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Glumwheels posted:

correct me if I'm wrong but basically a driver's license isn't enough to prove citizenship, anyone who isn't white or speaks English has to carry around a birth certificate right?

if I were a cop in AZ I'd demand papers from whites

You look awfully Canadian to me :clint:

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


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Logikv9 posted:

dig giant trench along the border
fill with tires
connect the trench to the gulf, fill it with oily water
set on fire

immigration solved and the gulf problem elimated, palin 2012

This is the best idea.

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


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Mandragora posted:

But that won't stop them from thinking that muslims explode in fountains of blood like the vampires from Blade when exposed to any sort of swineflesh, and that's kind of adorable.


I used to work with some Muslim guys that would just pull pepperoni and ham off of pizza if there wasn't a cheese pizza available. They all burst into flames from the pork juice that was still there. I swear the last part is true.

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fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


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Tars Tarkas posted:

I personally have considered just abandoning the United States all together and go out into the ocean to live my few remaining years with a modicum of freedom.

please :ohdear: