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BerkerkLurk: Jul 22, 2001; I could never sleep my way to the top 'cause my alarm clock always wakes me right up

SteadfastMeat posted:

ahahahaha they're just a hairs breadth away from NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS, it's hilarious

While lurking this thread, I've decided the only racist act in a Freepers universe is saying "friend of the family" to a black mans face, and even then that's only racist 1 out of 2 times because "they can say it, why can't we?"

Unless you're a minority, then just about anything you do is racist.

# ¿ Jan 23, 2010 20:24

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 22:33

BerkerkLurk: Jul 22, 2001; I could never sleep my way to the top 'cause my alarm clock always wakes me right up

Free Broken Glass! posted:

ahahahaha

No one can agree as to the facts of Robin Hood's life, or if he even existed at all in the first place, but he was straight as an arrow. Cool, got it.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2010 22:23

BerkerkLurk: Jul 22, 2001; I could never sleep my way to the top 'cause my alarm clock always wakes me right up

katlington posted:

Umm, excuse me, LIB, if you don't say n~, it's not racist.

Even if they use that word, it's only racist half the time since, "THEY get to use that word, why don't we? I thought we had freedom of speech in this country."

# ¿ Mar 18, 2010 17:02

BerkerkLurk: Jul 22, 2001; I could never sleep my way to the top 'cause my alarm clock always wakes me right up

edit: frrrrrt

BerkerkLurk fucked around with this message at 17:33 on Mar 22, 2010

# ¿ Mar 22, 2010 16:58

BerkerkLurk: Jul 22, 2001; I could never sleep my way to the top 'cause my alarm clock always wakes me right up

HOT SQUATS posted:

if freepers were to migrate what the hell country could they go to? they hate pretty much everything.

The Conservative's Canada.

# ¿ Mar 22, 2010 21:27

BerkerkLurk: Jul 22, 2001; I could never sleep my way to the top 'cause my alarm clock always wakes me right up

quote:

Bingo. North American native culture is one of the most over-rated and over-hyped social phenomena. In 15000 years of existence on this continent, these guys did not build any permanent structure of value or significance, which is what you would expect from a legitimate civilization. These people were nothing but a bunch of warmonger nomadic tribes.

The Pueblo builders, mound building cultures, the Maya, the Aztec, they all lived under piles of dead leaves.

# ¿ Apr 9, 2010 23:42

BerkerkLurk: Jul 22, 2001; I could never sleep my way to the top 'cause my alarm clock always wakes me right up

Mywhatacleanturtle posted:

What constitutes a "permanent structure of value or significance" in the freeperverse, anyway?

Branson, Missouri and the famous Eye of the Needle gate in Jerusalem.

# ¿ Apr 9, 2010 23:48

BerkerkLurk: Jul 22, 2001; I could never sleep my way to the top 'cause my alarm clock always wakes me right up

change my name posted:

these are my jogging hollow-points

Reminds me of a guy I knew:
"Welp, time to go hiking." *loads a tiny gun in his fanny pack with special snake-killing bullets*

# ¿ Apr 28, 2010 19:44

BerkerkLurk: Jul 22, 2001; I could never sleep my way to the top 'cause my alarm clock always wakes me right up

We can't retreat from these snakes, it would look weak.

# ¿ Apr 28, 2010 21:54

BerkerkLurk: Jul 22, 2001; I could never sleep my way to the top 'cause my alarm clock always wakes me right up

POTUShead posted:

Moral of the story is; Don�t piss off a whole bunch of Arizona law supporting gringos. Most of us hunt for our food and are not the weenies you come across in the news media. That is NOT the kind of gringo we are in �fly over� country. Got it?

*Hunts quail once a year* *puts little green berets on the quails* "Heh."

# ¿ May 6, 2010 19:49

BerkerkLurk: Jul 22, 2001; I could never sleep my way to the top 'cause my alarm clock always wakes me right up

Oil is fetilizer for the oceans.

It's not because people stopped fishing for a while because of loving war or anything.

# ¿ Jun 4, 2010 18:20

BerkerkLurk: Jul 22, 2001; I could never sleep my way to the top 'cause my alarm clock always wakes me right up

Manuel Calavera posted:

Or gay, don't forget that. Or anything that isn't Christian.

Yes but that doesn't include all Christian sects, not by a long shot.

# ¿ Jun 9, 2010 17:10

BerkerkLurk: Jul 22, 2001; I could never sleep my way to the top 'cause my alarm clock always wakes me right up

But the Colorado river is already dry most of the year in Mexico anyways.

Edit:
It's like some giant Rube Goldberg device where at the very end is a boot kicking Mexicans across the border.

BerkerkLurk fucked around with this message at 19:00 on Jun 21, 2010

# ¿ Jun 21, 2010 18:52

BerkerkLurk: Jul 22, 2001; I could never sleep my way to the top 'cause my alarm clock always wakes me right up

I love how it's a free wall with no maintenance, except for the snow cats and the elaborate fire extinguishing system of unprecendented size and cost.

But at least it's environetally safe fire retardent foam. That's a little more generous than expected.

# ¿ Jun 21, 2010 20:55

BerkerkLurk: Jul 22, 2001; I could never sleep my way to the top 'cause my alarm clock always wakes me right up

Freepers: It sounds insane and it is.

# ¿ Jun 26, 2010 21:48

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 22:33

BerkerkLurk: Jul 22, 2001; I could never sleep my way to the top 'cause my alarm clock always wakes me right up

Tars Tarkas posted:

An Anthropology Professor at the University of Texas at Austin put this "BS" straight with one question to a student who spewed this "This land really belongs to the tribes that were here before the Europeans arrived." She asked; "And from whom did the "Indians take the land?" She backed it up with facts that many try desparately to keep hidden. Namely, that the megalithic sites that are in evidence all over the United States, as well as the ruins that are in Arizona that the Navajo readily admit that they didn't build, and say that oral history say was built by a race of people that just disappeared. I'd go so far as to speculate that they were killed by overwhelming numbers of what we call Indians. At least the males. DNA evidence shows the "Indian" population contain Midocondrial (sp?) markers from another race of people.
Again, from whom did the "Indians" take the land?

There's this one ruin where some Anasazi people were driven out by another tribe, but there's also recorded loving history where Indians have been observed building and inhabiting pueblos, not some noble lost race of green skinned aryans or whatever this person is getting at.

Also when I took an anthropology course, they said the Indians were the product of three seperate migrations from Asia, but if I had the freep mindset I'd assume rape and genocide by an inferior ape-like race occured to I guess 'cause the man as the reservation who sells me my tax-free cigarettes doesn't smile or hustle when he does it lazy loving Indians.

# ¿ Jul 6, 2010 18:09

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