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Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

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quote:

FOX has plenty of blood and guts from haiti, but since their regular programs are the highest rated, they aren't going to totally scrap them for little kid's bodies covered with flies.

How, how do you say this without causing some long flipped brain-breaker to reset, sending a rush of thought back to the brain. How do you say "FNC Doesn't broadcast news because the news doesn't get good ratings" without your entire brain fizzling out

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Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

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Seventyfour posted:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2438084/posts

Captain Crunch checks in.

"As someone who downloaded the Jolly Roger's Anarchist cookbook, I..."

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

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a handful of dust posted:

that still loving amazes me

have they seen laura bush or pretty much any of the previous first ladies

their political leanings literally define their aesthetic sensibilities. You could put a pug in a burlap sack and they would talk about how hot it was provided it wanted to cut taxes

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

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more falafel please posted:

i don't get the green box thing, a green box is a device that the person you call from a payphone uses to get you your quarter back

In the early-mid ninties, there were a whole bunch of dumb urban legends that came out of the resurgence of hacker culture about the old phreaker boxes, and basically the sky was the limit for what these rumored boxes could do. Some of the more popular ones that I remember were one that could listen into any number in a certain prefix or area code (depending on who's telling the story) by plugging into the phone box of any number in that prefix or area code. Another popular one was a box that could make the telephone company overload a signal and push so much current through that you could make any given phone ring, and put so much current through it that whoever picked up the phone would be electrocuted

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

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tacodaemon posted:

http://washingtonindependent.com/74909/keep-doing-what-your-doing-man

What’s happening on James O’Keefe’s Facebook wall? Almost exactly what you’d expect.




every picture I see or words that I hear of that motherfuck raises the bar of Smarmy Resmuglican gently caress higher than I possibly thought it could go

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

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Starshark posted:

It's easy to throw stones when it isn't you under the jackboot. I'd love to see them criticise the Rabbis who gave names of their congregations to the Nazi authorities.

personally I'd love to see how fast they sell out their neighbors when the brownshirts roll in

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

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Rhinoceraptor posted:

go ahead and pray to your giant space rock, pagans :smug:
seriously this thread is pure gold

quote:

To: melkor

I can get upset about anything I want to, logical or not, it still would have nothing to do with my salvation.

49 posted on Thursday, February 04, 2010 9:03:05 PM by doc1019 (To call Obama a bumbling idiot would be an insult to bumbling idiots worldwide.)

peak freep

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

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I feel so bad for that melkor guy

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

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quote:

It will also play host to the first Tea Party Nation Conservative Film Festival.


*record scratch*

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

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dongle posted:

If I'm not mistaken somebody wrote a script to generate pageviews for all of the homosexuality articles on Conservapedia to make it seem that way. That's unfortunate though because I'd be curious to know what the true most popular articles on conservapedia are.

pageviews aside, it's still far and away the longest article on conservapedia

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

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Toshokan posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdytVMJ-Erg&feature=related

"For The Record: My Gay Friends"

Otherwise known as shitthatdidnothappen.avi

death to That Guy

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

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POTUShead posted:

haha anyone near columbia university want to take a field trip



This really looks a lot like a destruction derby flyer

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

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katlington posted:

Glenn Beck is outdoing Oglethorpe now. Is it even possible to shoop a Beck picture so crazy it might not just be a legitimate screen cap? It's like his entire life is spent in that thin zone most other people would only encounter if having an anxiety attack on hallucinogens.

wanna make a Glenn Beck Rock Opera scored with Hissing Fauna

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

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Toshokan posted:

As goofy as that guy looks and as crazy as what he says is, I find it at least a bit encouraging that he's embracing a foreign culture.

So many freepers are blatant racists that use the word "multiculturalism" like an ethnic slur that it's somewhat heartening that one of them gets involved with another culture and seems to do it without the usual fetishization of Asian women.

I'd bet a lot of freep is heavy into scandanavian culture so there's that

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

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Free Broken Glass! posted:

what sort of sexuality are you if you want a three way with lady gaga, penis or not, and david bowie? bc i think that covers all of them

when presented with checkboxes for sexuality just draw in your own that says "Yes"

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

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Toshokan posted:

For a second, there I thought this was the Bowie Appreciation thread.

It's leading me to think that no one doesn't love Bowie and want to have sex with him.

all threads are bowie appreciation threads

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

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rt4 posted:

lol i didn't really make it

but i'm p.sure it was an lfer

yeah during last years tax day tea parties there were a couple people with lemonparty posterboards in the threads on those

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

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POTUShead posted:

I will do this ONE M O R E time, Beck, so with your contacts, listenup.

Some time around the Mohammed cartoon controversy, there was a demonstration of muslims in the UK at a street corner that had a grey, multi-story building at a 3-corner (or more) intersection.

The demonstration was very noisy and raucous. It was on Fox at least twice.

At one point, a man in a white robe and crocheted skull cap, with a shortish, dark beard, 5’9” or thereabouts, early 30s, walked up to the camera and said something, followed with, “You’ll see. We’re going to turn the White House Black! You’ll see, we’re going to...” at which point someone off camera must have said something to him. He shut himself up in mid-thought, turned abruptly and walked back to the demonstration.

That was on Fox at least 2 times. Shep Smith was incredulous but unnerved.

There was something in the tone and delivery that man made that left me with a sensation that he KNEW something.

I cannot find that video now and haven’t been able to since that time.’

So, Beck. Do your homework. “Welcome to the party, pal.” (From “Die Hard”)

19 posted on Tuesday, March 16, 2010 10:17:48 PM by combat_boots (The Lion of Judah cometh. Hallelujah. Gloria Patri, Filio et Spirito Sancto.)

I want this to be true so bad y'all have no idea

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

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Whilst farting I posted:

tell me how much of this you're able to stomach

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyCigzB2Ra0

i've had no trouble reading crazy poo poo or watching crazy speakers but watching interactions like that make me absolutely loving sick and depressed. i'd just be baffled and a bit disgusted had i seen this before i started reading freerepublic and conservative cartoons but seeing how far it has gotten and knowing the extent of that mindset is just so upsetting. they don't know what on what they agree and know, and they couldn't explain it. all they know is there's something they're supposed to know, it's bad, and they, like much of the american right, are becoming increasingly afraid and hate-filled and they don't even know why :(

there are plenty of tangible reasons to be afraid and upset and they aren't concerned with any of them and instead latch onto intangible and purposefully vague buzzwords and it's really making this country into a bunch of reactionary monsters

hey look at that i can't even bring myself to click play anymore

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

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quote:

Yesterday was one of those moments like:

Remembering where you were when:
*JFK was assassinated by a lunatic.
*9/11/2001 US attacked by a foreign enemy.
*3/21/2010 US congress surrendered to a foreign lunatic.

13 posted on March-22-10 8:24:09 AM by sodpoodle (Despair - Man's surrender. Laughter - God's redemption.)

I got the news about this via twitter at a Justin Bieber concert no lie.

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

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POTUShead posted:

Here are some suggestions your groups may want to consider for Civil Disobedience Actions:

A general strike, a national sick out day from work.

A national rolling road block where at a certain day and time those on the interstates drive at the minimum allowable speed (40 mph) to create traffic jams and gridlock.

Stop giving the Federal and State governments no interest loans via large income tax refunds. Every dollar of refund (of your own money) you get from the government is an interest free loan to them, stop enabling their spendthrift behavior, adjust your withholding for a zero refund. Using your refund as a forced savings plan is laziness, if you can’t discipline yourself to save by putting money away each month, then how can you insist the people who run the government stop being spendthrifts? Change begins with you, not them.

Stop buying US bonds of any kind, including Savings Bonds, put money in a CD or Savings account, not in the government’s hands. Every bond you buy enables the spendthrift bureaucrats to waste more money.

Are you a bond trader or firm who deals in US bonds? Stop doing business in US government bonds, stop enabling their bad behavior. Ultimately they will come for you in due time, stand with us now and you won’t have to face the government alone.

Kicking it up a notch, forcing the police to arrest you as Gandhi did in India. The point of being arrested is to force the authorities to recognize the population is no longer content to be pushed around. As more and more people are arrested, those who sit on the sidelines will be galvanized speak up as well. Nothing says you are more serious to everyone who watches than to be arrested for peacefully standing up for what is right or against what is wrong.

A pedestrian strike, on a specified day and time, when the traffic lights turn to allow walking in the crosswalk, lay down in the middle of the crosswalk to create gridlock in all the nation’s cities and specifically Washington DC to force the police to arrest you.

Protest in front of the Chinese and Japanese Embassies; tell them to stop buying US bonds and stop enabling irresponsible leaders. Without these two countries buying bonds, the US would be stopped from any further reckless spending. Can you imagine the embarrassment of Obama and his liberal spendthrifts if US citizens are asking help from a foreign power to restrain their own government? Even the calls from China for spending restraint by US leaders have gone unheeded, tell them it’s ok by you that they stop enabling bad behavior, buy somebody else’s bonds or better yet buy US made goods.

Protest in front of the Federal Reserve Banks around the country; demand they stop printing money to buy US Bonds of any kind including Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac.
Medical Professionals, send a letter to the governor of your state, House of Representatives member and Senator that you are retiring from healthcare as a physician by December 31st 2010 as the onerous provisions of the bill that was passed can not be honored or sustained by your practice.

All Medical Care providers, send a letter to the governor of your state, House of Representatives member and Senator that you are no longer accepting any new patients with Medicare or Medicaid as their low reimbursement costs can no longer be subsidized through the insurance companies and individuals by passing it on to them and thus it is no longer feasible to treat such holders of government insurance.

All insurance companies, send a letter to the governor of your state, House of Representatives member and Senator that you are no longer going to pay one penny more to Medical Care providers than you are already reimbursing them since to do so forces up premiums for your insured members. You are refusing to subsidize the under reimbursement by the government of the Medical Care providers, you must pay your fair share.

Business Owners who employ part time workers, send a letter to the governor of your state, House of Representatives member and Senator that you are laying off most if not all of your part time workers by December 31st, 2010 because of the unsustainable provisions to provide health care or pay onerous taxes and penalties to either stay in business or forced to reduce the scale of your business.

Bank Managers and CEO’s, refuse to sell or originate any loan for Freddie Mac or Fannie Mae, make only loans that are reasonable, and reject CRA mandates to grant loans to people who can’t pay them back.

As each group steels its resolve to resist the tyranny of this imposed Law, the elite members of Congress will first shriek with anger and threats. As Election day in November 2010 approaches, their shrieking will diminish because each time they speak with anger and threats it will remind the People of America of who imposed this Law without their consent. On Election day, the electorate will judge the elites and then we will know who governs America, the free and the brave or the elites who desire power to dictate at their whim. Are we sheepdogs or are we sheep?

It's kind of like a highlight reel of "poo poo I did to protest the Iraq War" but with some extra-ineffectual measures thrown in.

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

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all the freepers moving to oklahoma, seceding, and forming "The REAL America" would be a pretty great capstone on the native american genocide

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

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Free Broken Glass! posted:



WBC hates the troops ergo dimocRAT commies

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

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POTUShead posted:

RE: Hasselback defaming Our Sarah on the View

for, like, a tenth of a second I misread "Doc Savage" as "Dan Savage" and my brain made the strangest popping noise

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

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Schwarbage posted:

Why didn't McCain fight during the Presidential campaign to stop the corruption,lies and SOCIALIST,COMMUNIST BOMBING THROWING,AMERICAN HATERS THAN, WHY NOW? If McCain and Mike Huckabee would have dropped out of the race things would have been different. McCain a now coward with a yellow streek down his back refused to expose the RAT party for all their corruption, Mike Huckabbe full of hatred for Romney did what McCain did, HELL with America and the American people we want to win and nothing else matters, well look at us now, I hope they can be big enough or man enough to tell the truth and let the choice of the American people win out this time instead of blocking the way for a candidate that would stand up for America. I'm tired of the hay look at me, I'm a war hero, those days have passed and since then not once has the hero side come out. McCain would not even stand up for our military when they went up against Kerry, Kerry who wanted to bring down our military,who tried to get many of our troops killed, bring fire upon them from the enemy, gets a medal for shooting himself in the foot, takes over a mans wife and his Senate Seat and not a word from McCain, Why???? McCain couldn't stand the fact that he lost out to President Bush and he did what every he could to make things as hard and uncomfortable for President Bush, he even sided in with the RAT party at times. Now he wants us to believe he has America's best interests at heart. I DON'T THINK SO, HE HAS HAD TO MANY CHANCES, HE JUST RESENTLY SPOKE OUT AND STILL HE BEATS AROUNT THE BUSH AND WILL NOT COME RIGHT AND TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT ANYTHING THAT IS GOING ON. HE ALSO REFUSE TO STICK UP FOR SARAH PALIN, NOW LIKE LENO THEY NEED HER AND THEY DON'T HESITATE TO USE HER.
SORRY SARAH BUT HAYWORTH HAS A BETTER TRACK RECORD ON TRUTH,HONESTY AND SPEAKING OUT THAN MCCAIN HAS EVER HAD.
ARIZONA DO THE RIGHT THING AND VOTE FOR HAYWORTH I MAY SOON COME THEIR TO LIVE.
I HAVE A LOWLIFE THAT MARRIED MY HUSBAND, WE COULDN'T LOCATE HIM FOR 2 YEARS AND WHEN WE DID HE WAS DEAD. MY SON FOUND OUT ON THE INTERNET, IT WAS TO A SECRETE WHILE SHE WAS SELLING OUR PERSONAL BELONGINGS, SHE TOOK OVER HIS SOCIAL SECURITY, HANDLING OF HIS MEDICARE AND FOR SOME REASON HE WASN'T GETTING HIS MEDICATION. HE WAS DIAOGNOSED WITH CANCER, SHE GOT HER NAME ON EVERYTHING, TOOK OVER ALL MONEY, GOT POWER OF ATTERNEY AND STOPPED HIS MEDICATION AND HAD HIM CREMATED. NOBODY IN TOWN KNEW OF HIS DEATH. THEY KNOW NOW. I NEED THIS WOMAN BEHIND BARS AND A DAUGHTER FROM A PREVIOUS MERRIAGE.
I understand what America is going thru, better than most right now because what has happened and happening to me and my children by two greedy,hateful lowlife individuals is also happening to America. Everything America has worked for all these years has been given to foreign countries to build up their nuclear power against us and they have slowly been taking away our jobs, now Obozo, his Czars,his mafia, thugs in the White House are stilling everything they can, taking over land, money, jobs and bankrupting this country. They say wait till November and vote them out, November may be to late, they need to be removed now. McCain who sits in the Senate and knows the corruptions that has been taking place should have been calling on member to be removing one Criminal after another from our Senate, but refused to do anything. I won't vote for him, he turn his back on us to many times.
Sarah Palin needs to do the right thing for the country and not what will make it look good for the party, or return a favor, if that's what you want to call it. Sara Palin and her family suffered a great deal while McCain and his family sat back an kept their mouths shut.
Thank you John McCain and Mike Huckabee for healthcare, for the right to diecare.
SENOIR CITIZENS ARE NOW SITTING ON DEATH ROW. SS BROKE,MEDICARE CUT AND THE RIGHT TO REFUSE CARE TO ANY SENOIR WITH ALREADY HEALTH PROBLEMS.
REMEMBER WHEN CLINTON AND HIS THUGS, THE RAT PARTY WAS TELLING EVERY BODY HOW THE REPUBLICANS WOULD STARVE YOU,PUT YOU ON THE STREET, BURN YOUR CHURCHES, WELL EVERYTHING THEY ACCUSED THE REPUBLICANS OF DOING IS EXACTLY WHAT THEY ARE DOING. HILLIARY IS SETTING UP THE DEAL WITH RUSSIA THAT COULD VERY WELL GET MANY IF NOT MOST OF AMERICANS KILLED AND OBOZO WILL SIGN IT JUST LIKE HE SIGNED THE RIGHT TO DIE LAW THEY CALL HEALTHCARE. THEY ARE CALL BABY KILLERS BUT IT GOES BEYOND BABY KILLING IT ALSO IS DESIGNED TO KILL MANY SENOIRS. MOST OF THEM HAVE BROKEN EVERY LAW IN THE BOOK INCLUDING TREASON, THEY ONLY ONE LEFT WAS KILLING AND NOW THEY HAVE ALL VOTED ON MASS MURRDER, THE SLAUGHTERING OF AMERICANS JUST LIKE THEY DO HAVE HAVE DONE FOR YEARS AND YEARS IN AFRICA. OBOZO, WITH OUR TAX DALLORS AND THE USE OF A BULL HORN WENT TO AFRICA TO CAMPAIGN FOR THE MASS MURRDERER TO STAY IN POWER....WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THE TOWN OF ZAIRE IN AFRICA, NOT A TRACE OF THEM, THEY BEGGED FOR FOOD, WATER AND MEDICINE AND NOT A DROP WAS GIVEN TO THEM. THEY WERE ALL SLAUGHTERED OR BURRIED ALIVE.
AMERICA IS OBOZO'S NEW AFRICA, HE WILL TRANSFORM AMERICA INTO AFRICA, ALL SENOIRS,BABIES AND THOSE THAT DISAGREE WILL BE SLAUGHTERED OR LEFT TO DIE.
TO ALL SENOIRS WE ARE NOW SITTING ON DEATH ROW. WE WILL SOON LOOK LIKE AFRICA, DYING OF STARVATION, THIRST AND LACK OF MEDICAL HELP OR MEDICINE.
REMEMBER CHELSEA CLINTON, SHE CELEBRATED HER BIRTHDAY IN AFRICA WHILE CHILDREN AS WELL AS ADULTS WERE LYING IN THE DIRT ROADS DYING AND NOTT A CRUMB OR DROP OF WATER WAS SENT TO THEM. THE PRESS DID TELL AMERICA EXACTLY WHAT SHE THOUGHT OF OUR CHILDREN. ALL YOUNG PEOPLE IN AMERICA ARE VIOLENT AND ON DRUGS. SO IF YOU THING HITLARY TRAVELING AROUND THE WORLD IS DOING US ANY FAVORS GUESS AGAIN. SHE WATCHED THE PEOPLE IN AFRICA DIE AND SHE WILL WAS AMERICANS DIE AS WELL. HITLARY CAN NOW VISIT HER TERRORIST FRIENDS AND NOBODY WILL BE THE WISER, SHE HAS THE FREEDON TO MAKE DEALS WITH THEM ALL. SHE DIDN'T GET AWAY WITH IT HERE, RICK LAZIO EXPOSED FOR HER TERRORISTS FRIENDS, HE RECEIVED MANY DEATH THREATS FOR IT BUT NOW IT'S HER JOB TO FLIRT WITH THE ENEMY, HER JOB TO MAKE PROMISES THAT WILL PUT THIS COUNTRY RISK OF A NUCLEAR WAR. IF MCCAIN WANTS MY VOTE EXPOSE HITLARY RIGHT NOW AND THE DEALS WITH RUSSIA,CHINA AND MEXICO.

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Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

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CrumFUNist! posted:

Stew Webb 24 Years a Federal Whistleblower because of my Daughter Amanda Webb aka Amanda Millman and America my Country. I married into the Satanic Millman Crime Family, Bushes and Clinton's partners and I did not know it. All I wanted was to co-parent and be a Father to my Daughter Amanda who I have not seen since she was an Infant.

oh my god thats one of the saddest things

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

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The Remote Viewer posted:

Bringing up the race card before the other guy does means you're playing the race card

any time a black person makes any action whatsoever they are playing the race card duh

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

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shotgunbadger posted:

I will never get this, what basis at all do they have to assume one world leader can just clap his hands and go 'no more internet'?

you're dealing with people who think the entire computer is in the monitor and have no real concept of a decentralized system.

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

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rt4 posted:

100 rednecks with rifles attack the local police station
i doubt the cops would really be able to stop them if they were taken by surprise
and if this gave confidence to others to carry out similar plans, who would stop them since most of the military is overseas right

someone tell me my imagination is too vivid :ohdear:

backup is called from another precinct and the rednecks are gunned down

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

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Butt Cord posted:

I eagerly need graphic design expertise - Let's start taking the fight to Obama Zombies and make it "cool" to laugh at these folks in their faces and in public. Here's my idea for a million dollar graphic design, and I'll even share the profits with you, being the devout capitalist that I am! This idea has a shelf life of at least 2.5 years, or until the 2012 elections are behind us.

The Design Concept A cartoonish character of a snarky, smart rear end Obama as a competitive body builder on steroids, looking directly at viewer and flexing both his arms - Right inside bicep tattooed with "16,500 IRS Agents". Left bicep tattooed with "ACORN - SEIU - AFL-CIO" - Zero is wearing a T-shirt with his campaign logo in center, with text arched around the logo that reads "I'm a Big F*#*@g Deal" . He's wearing a gold chain with a "Che" head medallion. His right foot his perched atop a mountain of "Healthcare Rubble", or possibly a map of America with a hybrid Physician Symbol/Screw inserted through the center of the American flag colored US map. His left foot is standing atop the US Constitution, with small flames and smoke flowing skyward. He's wearing shorts, with extremely stick skinny legs. His thighs are tattooed with the logos of "major" networks - ABC, NBC, CBS, PBS, CNN, MSNBC. A pack of "Kool" menthol cigarettes in the waste band of his shorts are half way exposed. We need a single image that invites discussion, educates with humor, and strikes at the raw nerves and common sense of 75% of decent Americans.


I am serious about taking this concept and making it the #1 selling design on CafePress. If you're interested in working with me, a successful small business owner in Atlanta, on this project, I have $5,000 ready to launch a new marketing plan, distributing our new design to every news/talk radio station in America, creating a viral YouTube video "with an EDGE" and we'll contribute $1 for every shirt/button/bumper sticker/coffee mug purchased to a special fund supporting only PROVEN conservatives running for office. E-mail me with any questions and let's get started. Actions speak louder than words! God Bless America. And never forget, Humor is the Best Medicine!

I'm trying to conceptualize this in a way that isn't just incredibly loving busy and I got nothing

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

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ReidRansom posted:

i don't really see any point in making him a bodybuilder unless it's just to provide more real estate for him to add poo poo. is there some other significance to it that i'm missing? the big loving deal thing?

I'm guessing it's a juxtaposition against his spindly legs to say he has a weak foundation or something but gently caress if I know I wouldn't be able to look at it

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

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ReidRansom posted:

beats the gently caress out of me. though it's no use us denying having read it; they'll just say that there's a passage in there telling us to how to use lies to our advantage and claim our denial as proof that we're alinskying them.

I got it a couple years back during a particularly powerful bout of aimless political activism and it's a pretty decent read it's more or less a primer on how to affect grassroots social change on a timescale shorter than geological.

It's basically the exact book teabaggers ought to want to read.

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

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Morvus posted:

For those of you with Freeper famiy members: Do people actually talk like this in person or is it only due to the anonymity of the internet that they fantasize night after night about what the life of a homosexual is like?

usually less specific than that, but yeah

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

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emeraldskies posted:

why exactly is this "press 1 for english" seemingly the linchpin holding together all conservative talking points

what phone lines are they calling from the us that don't default to english if you just wait long enough

why is it important in any way shape or form

if it is company-run hotlines why does it relate in any way to the current government

arrrrgh

Press 1 for english is this niggling reminder in their ear that somewhere someone is not devoting 100% of their efforts to catering to the whims of a bunch of fat whites

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

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DaFuente posted:

quote:

Yeah, thanks for busing me into the ghetto in 2nd grade,
and sending kids from the slums to my neighborhood school.
We were all enriched by that teachable moment. /sarc

7 posted on Tue Apr 20 2010 11:43:04 GMT-0400 (EDT) by evets (beer)

"How dare you make me comingle with the poors"

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

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Tars Tarkas posted:

Race Batting by SEIU. ACORN, the Democrat Party, and the Liberal Media

I am really getting tired of all of the claims that the Tea Party is made of of racist. The Tea Party Movement has been shown to NOT be made up of racist but the media and the race batters are still using that. When Is the Media going to start telling the truth about who the racist are. The Democrat Party has held the African Americans hostage for forty years and made them like it. There are more black babies aborted every year, there are more black babies born to unwed Mothers, there are more Black men killed every year by other Black men, the prison system is disportionately black but not because of racism it is because they commit more crime and most of it is against the Black community. Why are they calling us racist, we have not been selling their kids drugs, or pimping their young daughters, or shooting their sons. It would seem that the Black criminals are the racist, they do not like other Black people because they do not like themselves and THAT has always been the mission of the Liberals, they could not stop Civil Rights so the made it their mission to rape the Black community with it and with the help of Rev. Sharpton, The Nation of Islam, Black Panther Party and the other race batters they have been very succsessful. I wonder when they are going to wake up and realise that they have been told the cards are stacked against them for so long that they have started believing their only option is gangs and drugs. Shame on the Liberals for destroying a large portion of American society.



how is racist formed?

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

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JAWBONE OF AN rear end posted:

That was how he lost his powers.

by reverting back he lost his central paradox and lost synchronization with the ideal of the mystic hermaphrodite

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

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ReidRansom posted:

i wonder if they'd burn the new flag

they'd probably cut out the bottom rightmost star on the new flags

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

The #1 Threat to Ba Sing Se

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bisonbison posted:

Wayne Allyn Root has four children: Dakota, Hudson, Remington, and Contessa.

"me an' all my friends never talked with those fuckin' friend of the family kids. affirmative action shitheads that didn' deserve to be there"

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Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

The #1 Threat to Ba Sing Se

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Avarcirwen posted:

Sure some cities might have more minarets than steeples
unacceptable. this is a christian nation, not the nation of a pedophile moon god