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T Zero: Sep 26, 2005; When the enemy is in range, so are you

How does this make any kind of sense?

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/mcy/d/smithsburg-1969-honda-cb-750-sandcast/7449866787.html

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# ¿ Feb 26, 2022 16:12

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 14:54

T Zero: Sep 26, 2005; When the enemy is in range, so are you

The retro future

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50th Anniversary Goldwing Special Edition including Hannigan sidecar with removable hardtop and brake. Extended front fork. Am/FM cassette. CB and 5-point communication system. The photos say it best - this is a one of a kind ride in excellent condition. Has a second 2.5 gal. gas tank for long hauls. Everything in perfect working condition. Runs and rides like a dream. Small cosmetic damage on a dash panel-see photos, otherwise all good!

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/mcy/d/winchester-1999-honda-goldwing-sl1500/7468022565.html

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# ¿ Apr 9, 2022 17:40

T Zero: Sep 26, 2005; When the enemy is in range, so are you

FBS posted:

2015 Honda CBR
1600 miles
$4,200

Price is firm, I would like to sell it this week. Clean title, I bought it new. Bike weighs 425 pounds and gets 71 mpg. Comes with $50 Tank bag and a carry spider net.No accidents, garage kept, never have time to ride it, I have twin autistic boys who I support. ANo trades.

Reminds me of this: https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/mcy/d/dumfries-2003-honda-cbr-rr/7475806347.html

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2003 Honda CBR 600rr for sale. title in hand.

downed once. minor scratches. runs very clean,
selling because i dont need to go this fast.
perfect 1st bike for a semi responsible beginner.

akrapovic pipe. (i have stock pipe)
have a sub yellow bike windshield if you would like tp replace clear screen.
anime stickers on bike.
willing to remove, prefer not to.

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# ¿ May 2, 2022 02:14

T Zero: Sep 26, 2005; When the enemy is in range, so are you

I suspect this is too good to be true.
https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/mpo/d/lorton-goldwing-with-sidecar-excellent/7507312828.html

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# ¿ Jul 12, 2022 03:24

T Zero: Sep 26, 2005; When the enemy is in range, so are you

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$20,500 firm for entire package
Almost 30K invested
Professionally built by Dave Welch @ Chopper City USA Middleburg Fl

Selling some toys towards boat purchase

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/mcy/d/washington-custom-harley-trike-2020/7522228179.html

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# ¿ Aug 23, 2022 02:31

T Zero: Sep 26, 2005; When the enemy is in range, so are you

Still a better investment than crypto.

# ¿ Aug 23, 2022 02:55

T Zero: Sep 26, 2005; When the enemy is in range, so are you

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/mcd/7536299893.html

I'd be foolish not to buy this, right?

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For those that don't know, the SuperHawk is the most amazing motorcycle in the entire universe
This was Chuck Norris' track bike. It's illegal to ride this bike from East to West (fucks with the Earth's rotation)
If you roll up next to a Harley on this bike, he will get off his machine, bow down to you and offer his
woman as a sacrifice in hopes that you won't embarrass him with 996 Cubic Centimeters of liquid awesomeness
If Gixxers or Ninjas see this bike, they start leaking and it aint oil, my friend.

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# ¿ Sep 24, 2022 01:01

T Zero: Sep 26, 2005; When the enemy is in range, so are you

What would you trade for this?

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/mcy/7541418338.html

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# ¿ Oct 7, 2022 03:58

T Zero: Sep 26, 2005; When the enemy is in range, so are you

New year, new bargains

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/mcy/d/silver-spring-triumph-rocket-roadster/7574683997.html

# ¿ Jan 6, 2023 03:01

T Zero: Sep 26, 2005; When the enemy is in range, so are you

Remember this?

T Zero posted:

For those that don't know, the SuperHawk is the most amazing motorcycle in the entire universe
This was Chuck Norris' track bike. It's illegal to ride this bike from East to West (fucks with the Earth's rotation)
If you roll up next to a Harley on this bike, he will get off his machine, bow down to you and offer his
woman as a sacrifice in hopes that you won't embarrass him with 996 Cubic Centimeters of liquid awesomeness
If Gixxers or Ninjas see this bike, they start leaking and it aint oil, my friend.

Here's an update

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/mcy/d/alexandria-easy-fix-sports-bike/7585244392.html

T Zero fucked around with this message at 05:00 on Feb 3, 2023

# ¿ Feb 3, 2023 04:58

T Zero: Sep 26, 2005; When the enemy is in range, so are you

The original listing is from a nearby bike shop that sells used bikes. (See the building behind it and the sticker on the frame)

The second listing is ostensibly someone who bought the bike and wrecked it in less than 6 months. A tale in two acts, a tale as old as time. At least he's honest about the damage.

# ¿ Feb 5, 2023 03:16

T Zero: Sep 26, 2005; When the enemy is in range, so are you

T Zero posted:

Remember this?

Here's an update

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/mcy/d/alexandria-easy-fix-sports-bike/7585244392.html

Another update!

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UPDATE: I sold this a few months ago, the kid dropped it so I bought it back from him. Some cosmetic damage and the clutch cover was cracked causing an oil leak. I replaced the clutch cover and put these cool stickers on it.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/mcd/d/chantilly-honda-vtr1000f-superhawk/7605065505.html

# ¿ Apr 9, 2023 05:47

T Zero: Sep 26, 2005; When the enemy is in range, so are you

I think you're failing to account for the added performance and resale value of the stickers.

# ¿ Apr 9, 2023 07:04

T Zero: Sep 26, 2005; When the enemy is in range, so are you

Would

https://www.cycletrader.com/listing/2010-Ducati-STREETFIGHTER+1098S-5029200838

# ¿ Nov 17, 2023 03:54

T Zero: Sep 26, 2005; When the enemy is in range, so are you

RightClickSaveAs posted:

Honda's naming scheme is particularly obnoxious, here is a CB300R but also we sell a CBR300R, we jammed one extra R in there to make it obvious

and that's just current model schemes, if you go back you have to sort out the CBFs, CBs, and apparently like with your bike they were using Fs instead of Rs to complicate it further! Total alphabet soup even by motorcycle naming standards

Behold the CBR1000RR-R

https://powersports.honda.com/motorcycle/supersport/cbr1000rr-r-fireblade-sp

How are you even supposed to say it out loud? Onomatopoeia?

# ¿ Nov 19, 2023 03:31

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 14:54

T Zero: Sep 26, 2005; When the enemy is in range, so are you

T Zero posted:

Would

https://www.cycletrader.com/listing/2010-Ducati-STREETFIGHTER+1098S-5029200838

Bad news folks:

https://www.cycletrader.com/listing/2010-Ducati-STREETFIGHTER+1098S-5029200838

I don't see why you would spend the money to repaint rather than lower the price.

# ¿ Jan 8, 2024 04:34

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