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DapperDraculaDeer
Aug 4, 2007

Shut up, Nick! You're not Twilight.

mongeese posted:

Some of us also like dead mall stores where you make stuffed animals.

It's really more like a kiosk......

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Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

cr0y posted:

Good lord

The market was already rolling around on the ground in pain, and someone just kicked it in the nuts.

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



They should have bought the soveirgn state of Buildabearlandia during the meme pump.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
Edit: Jeez, there was a huge swing down and then back up for a ton of poo poo.

Red fucked around with this message at 20:49 on May 12, 2021

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



algos seeing all the inflation headlines and logically buying up BBW stock

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



GoGoGadgetChris posted:

If y'all are seriously in the red today then I'm disappointed at your tiny CRTX holdings. Worried money will change you?

I don't know about my daily red as I'm not currently tracking it that closely (because lol most of my poo poo is down but I'm holding).

HOWEVER my spreadsheet tells me I have 19.91% of my holdings in CRTX.

mongeese
Mar 30, 2003

If you think in fractals...
There's still a bit of time left for my gambling account to recover from this -6% day.

Tokyo Sex Whale
Oct 9, 2012

"My butt smells like vanilla ice cream"
Someone from the Fed should calm the market selling off on inflation fears that they still plan to print a LOT of money.

Thorn Wishes Talon
Oct 18, 2014

when are we getting some circuit breaker days

soon plz

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog

tangy yet delightful posted:

I don't know about my daily red as I'm not currently tracking it that closely (because lol most of my poo poo is down but I'm holding).

HOWEVER my spreadsheet tells me I have 19.91% of my holdings in CRTX.

the Faithful shall be rewarded :hellyeah:

Toalpaz
Mar 20, 2012

Peace through overwhelming determination
Yeah, I lost money at the start of day because my CIP prediction was way off base. I have no grand theory about tomorrow and plan to stay mostly cash.

Pillowpants
Aug 5, 2006
I’m up 15% today on my SPYG 9/17 calls! But still down overall.

Lots of red though

LibCrusher
Jan 6, 2019

by Fluffdaddy
Bought a big spy 408 friday call at the end of the day and immediately lost my rear end on it. Woopes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Syrinxx
Mar 28, 2002

Death is whimsical today

The only thing not red today is my money market settlement fund lol

Tokyo Sex Whale
Oct 9, 2012

"My butt smells like vanilla ice cream"
Didn’t somebody post in here within the last week or so about their dumb friend who went all in on Hertz? Because: lol

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


lol https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1392602041025843203

DapperDraculaDeer
Aug 4, 2007

Shut up, Nick! You're not Twilight.
Lol

LLCoolJD
Dec 8, 2007

Musk threatens the inorganic promotion of left-wing ideology that had been taking place on the platform

Block me for being an unironic DeSantis fan, too!
Bitcoin seems to have dropped by about $2k/coin because of that tweet.

Femtosecond
Aug 2, 2003

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1392602041025843203?s=20

As a COIN bagholder I am concerned.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Time to pivot my holdings to Muskcoin

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Mea Tulpa
Sep 4, 2006

RIP crypto dogtokens. Vitalik took em out back like ol yeller.

latinotwink1997
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!


Tokyo Sex Whale posted:

Didn’t somebody post in here within the last week or so about their dumb friend who went all in on Hertz? Because: lol

latinotwink1997 posted:

My friend just told me last night he bought $200 in HTZGQ because he thinks it might short squeeze like GME...

I almost died.

Now I’m the fool it seems.

latinotwink1997 fucked around with this message at 00:42 on May 13, 2021

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Baddog posted:

The only new things goonthink likes are oatmilk and companies that say they can detect fatty livers faster. You can't construct a portfolio around lactose intolerance and alcoholism.

I think you can

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
In fairness goons also recommended ONTX (-54%) AGTC (-48%) BLDP (-33%) SENS (-30%) and RYCEY (-10%)

So my goonfolio is doing great! :shepicide:

Chadzok
Apr 25, 2002


Actually, this is good for bitcoin, because it p

drunken officeparty
Aug 23, 2006

List of legitimate uses for bitcoin as a currency:

1. PornHub
B. Tesla

DoubleT2172
Sep 24, 2007

You don't even list buying drugs so I can't trust your list

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Chadzok posted:

Actually, this is good for bitcoin, because it p

https://twitter.com/lopezlinette/status/1392625648754114564

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

Wouldn’t that be blowing a hole in the P&L rather than the balance sheet?

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


elon dork's garbage explains why my etherium loving took a bath with all of its toasters

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



15% of my portfolio is options towards the crash and the other is stonks so I really don't know what I am rooting for tomorrow

All hail the blood gods I submit myself to thee :capitalism:

Thorn Wishes Talon
Oct 18, 2014


as a COIN bagholder you should be overjoyed, volatility and trading volume mean fees, which is how coinbase makes its money

Ola
Jul 19, 2004

Thorn Wishes Talon posted:

as a COIN bagholder you should be overjoyed, volatility and trading volume mean fees, which is how coinbase makes its money

Sir, you seem to be equating earnings with share price, please step out of the car.

Ragnar Gunvald
May 13, 2015

Cool and good.
Ugh. Been too busy to check or watch anything for over a week. I have some options expiring in August that I've lost about 65% on. RIP me. Let hope poo poo turns around before then.

Combat Pretzel
Jun 23, 2004

No, seriously... what kurds?!
That "visionary" twatwaffle didn't know about the energy requirements of Bitcoin? Really?

Ola
Jul 19, 2004

Combat Pretzel posted:

That "visionary" twatwaffle didn't know about the energy requirements of Bitcoin? Really?

You cannot distinguish genius from insanity until you get an objective measure. This waffle was a good measure.

Tokyo Sex Whale
Oct 9, 2012

"My butt smells like vanilla ice cream"
The Musk on Bitcoin thing was definitely something written by an adult*, he would’ve just tweeted “Bitcoin is fake tho” or something.

Incidentally futures don’t look that grim so far but crypto is a bloodbath.

*a horrible committee of adults and vetted by lawyers

Ola
Jul 19, 2004

Tokyo Sex Whale posted:

The Musk on Bitcoin thing was definitely something written by an adult*, he would’ve just tweeted “Bitcoin is fake tho” or something.

Incidentally futures don’t look that grim so far but crypto is a bloodbath.

*a horrible committee of adults and vetted by lawyers

My take is that the two are very related in expressing the sum of the speculative desire in the market. One up and one down says there's a shift, but both down says "yeah I knew this was bullshit all along, just trying to time the top!".

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Tokyo Sex Whale
Oct 9, 2012

"My butt smells like vanilla ice cream"

Ola posted:

My take is that the two are very related in expressing the sum of the speculative desire in the market. One up and one down says there's a shift, but both down says "yeah I knew this was bullshit all along, just trying to time the top!".

Yeah but the indexes (SPY 100% and QQQ a lot, Dow and RUT not so much) have to trade in combo with bond yields, currency flows, commodities, etc. They’re too low right now to balance those accounts short term imo. Crypto’s not tethered (haha) in the same way so is more pure animal spirits.

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