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Roguestar: May 13, 2005; developers developers developers developers

gonna buck the trend and post the best page

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_erection

:page3:

# ? Feb 5, 2010 19:44

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 16:29

34KOMivGVSUrJHlvaT: Apr 30, 2002; 1A4 EVERYDAY

quote:

List of movie posters with lamps in them [247]
The list contained one item � Mission: Impossible � with a footnote saying "NB: does not contain lamps."

this rules

# ? Feb 5, 2010 21:33

DjLizard: Aug 8, 2005; What wozatar?

Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.

# ? Feb 5, 2010 22:15

Petanque: Apr 14, 2008; Ca va bien aller

quote:

Ham and cheese sandwich - Content is "A ham and cheese sandwich is
a sandwich composed of bread, ham and cheese." Explain significance.
Meelar (talk)20:18 , May 13, 2005 (UTC)

# ? Feb 5, 2010 22:25

Ethnic Hairstyles: May 23, 2009

p much all the one-line articles about villages

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charc%C3%A9-Saint-Ellier-sur-Aubance
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_Theil-de-Bretagne

also hello

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravure_idol

# ? Feb 5, 2010 22:25

Beve Stuscemi: Jun 6, 2001

Roguestar posted:

gonna buck the trend and post the best page

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_erection

creating a myspace page for the band that i just started with that name right now

# ? Feb 5, 2010 22:52

zetamind2000: Nov 6, 2007; ~~I'm an alien.~~

Ethnic Hairstyles posted:

also hello

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravure_idol

knowing wikipedia I'm surprised it isn't longer

# ? Feb 6, 2010 01:10

z0rge Costanza: Jul 30, 2006; _{My posting...it's shit Jerry! Shit!}

Roguestar posted:

gonna buck the trend and post the best page

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_erection

mods change my name to death erection

tia

# ? Feb 6, 2010 01:12

Roguestar: May 13, 2005; developers developers developers developers

z0ratio hornblower posted:

mods change my name to death erection

tia

what about h0ratio dongblower

and have like an av of the guy from csi miami putting on sunglasses

# ? Feb 6, 2010 01:52

clamiam: Mar 4, 2008; IF A ROBOT IS BUILT IN THE FORM OF HUMAN BEINGS IT IS HARAAM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Template:Bacon

e:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Template:Burger_King

# ? Feb 6, 2010 15:20

clamiam: Mar 4, 2008; IF A ROBOT IS BUILT IN THE FORM OF HUMAN BEINGS IT IS HARAAM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Anime_series

there are over 1,500 pages in this category

# ? Feb 6, 2010 15:23

z0rge Costanza: Jul 30, 2006; _{My posting...it's shit Jerry! Shit!}

The Evan posted:

gently caress you

# ? Feb 6, 2010 15:34

Roguestar: May 13, 2005; developers developers developers developers

clamiam posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Template:Bacon

we may have a winner here

# ? Feb 6, 2010 15:37

Blotto Skorzany: Nov 7, 2008; He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip

still lolin at the 'bad images' link 'vagina dentata.jpg' that was a chick who took a picture of novelty vampire fangs in front of her vag

# ? Feb 6, 2010 15:44

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

clamiam posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Template:Bacon

welp

# ? Feb 6, 2010 17:19

clamiam: Mar 4, 2008; IF A ROBOT IS BUILT IN THE FORM OF HUMAN BEINGS IT IS HARAAM

this is the full size pic of that bacon:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d3/NCI_bacon.jpg

its too big for waffleimages heh

# ? Feb 6, 2010 19:10

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

clamiam posted:

this is the full size pic of that bacon:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d3/NCI_bacon.jpg

its too big for waffleimages heh

bacon is gross up close

# ? Feb 6, 2010 19:11

Ola: Jul 19, 2004

HastyDeparture posted:

bacon is gross up close

to be fair, most things are

# ? Feb 6, 2010 19:18

Parantumaton: Jan 29, 2009; The OnLy ThInG
i LoVe MoRe
ThAn ChUgGiNg SeMeN
iS gEtTiNg PaId To Be A
sOcIaL MeDiA sHiLl
FoR mIcRoSoFt
AnD nOkIa

I'd like to see this one completed http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lists_of_websites

# ? Feb 6, 2010 20:56

The Remote Viewer: Jul 9, 2001

Parantumaton posted:

I'd like to see this one completed http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lists_of_websites

That's actually a list of lists

# ? Feb 6, 2010 21:02

JawnV6: Jul 4, 2004; So hot ...

The Remote Viewer posted:

That's actually a list of lists

does it contain itself?

# ? Feb 6, 2010 21:41

clamiam: Mar 4, 2008; IF A ROBOT IS BUILT IN THE FORM OF HUMAN BEINGS IT IS HARAAM

Ola posted:

HastyDeparture posted:
bacon is gross up close

to be fair, most things are

yeah

especially fractals

# ? Feb 6, 2010 21:44

Parantumaton: Jan 29, 2009; The OnLy ThInG
i LoVe MoRe
ThAn ChUgGiNg SeMeN
iS gEtTiNg PaId To Be A
sOcIaL MeDiA sHiLl
FoR mIcRoSoFt
AnD nOkIa

The Remote Viewer posted:

That's actually a list of lists

Such information doesn't change my desires :colbert:

# ? Feb 6, 2010 22:09

The Remote Viewer: Jul 9, 2001

Someone should add the lists of lists to the list of lists to make it recursive.

# ? Feb 6, 2010 22:12

tripwire: Nov 19, 2004; _{ghost flow}

argz posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Parrot_rgb3.gif

and wtf http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Babypamper.jpg

kick rear end

# ? Feb 6, 2010 22:58

Sir DonkeyPunch: Mar 23, 2007; I didn't hear no bell

tripwire posted:

poo poo rear end

# ? Feb 6, 2010 23:03

tripwire: Nov 19, 2004; _{ghost flow}

piss out the rear end

# ? Feb 6, 2010 23:32

34KOMivGVSUrJHlvaT: Apr 30, 2002; 1A4 EVERYDAY

JawnV6 posted:

does it contain itself?

there should be a list of lists which do not contain themselves

# ? Feb 6, 2010 23:53

Coffee Jones: Jul 4, 2004; 16 bit? Back when we was kids we only got a single bit on Christmas, as a treat
And we had to share it!

Ethnic Hairstyles posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravure_idol

which links to a more than adequate list

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Japanese_gravure_idols

which contains articles like this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yukie_Kawamura
With blood type and bust waist hips

Many of these are edited by Ryulong, who makes Tryptofish look positively scrub tier.
http://toolserver.org/~soxred93/count/index.php?name=Ryulong&lang=en&wiki=wikipedia

# ? Feb 7, 2010 00:44

Galileo: Nov 4, 2009; why are you doing this to me

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Head_shaving#Actors_who_have_shaved_their_heads_for_roles

# ? Feb 7, 2010 01:34

DjLizard: Aug 8, 2005; What wozatar?

LunixArchduke posted:

there should be a list of lists which do not contain themselves

and that list is on the list as not con... wait a second

# ? Feb 7, 2010 02:01

that awful man: Feb 18, 2007; YOSPOS, bitch

LunixArchduke posted:

there should be a list of lists which do not contain themselves

who do you think you are, bertrand russell?

edit: gotta quote this

clockwork sundial posted:

time cube rules qtiyd

# ? Feb 9, 2010 10:01

Moongrave: Jun 19, 2004; Finally Living Rent Free

_{^{Simple Cube Divinity is the most perfect and life supporting form existing in the universe and on Earth - including Earth itself. Do you realize that a 4 corner square rotating 1/4 turn creates a full circle? A full rotated square will create 16 corners, 96 hours and 4 simultaneous 24 hour Day circles within only a single imaginary cubed Earth roation. This amounts to a spiraling quad helix of Earth as it revolves around the Sun - rotating as it revolves around the Sun, to induce the value of the Sun revolving about the Earth. This act demonstrates that both Sun and Earth rotate around each other simultaneously - thus creating Opposites existing only as Opposites with a zero value existence between the binary and cancelling to nothing as One or God theism. All Creation occurs between Opposites, and exists only as Opposites - with a zero value existence. As One or as a Godism, all Opposite values cancel out to nothing. The Circle you see around Earth divides Earth into Opposite values equal to a zero existence. As One or God, both Earth and Human cancel to nothing. The whole of the Universe is composed of Opposites - with a zero value existence - that camcels to nothing as One or a God. Humans worship ONEness of DEATH, thus they are destroying the LIFE of all Opposites by which all Creation exists. I have found Evil lies in the Bible that will rock religious and academic values to their primitive origin. There is no Human or God who can match my Cube Wisdom as a Cube Phenomenoligist - The Cube God Measurer. While the Circle of Earth rotation is a perpetual enbodiment as it is void of the Corner Time notches that accumulate as aging Life for the 4 corner residents. Have you mentality to know 4 Days rotating simultaneously on Earth?}}

# ? Feb 9, 2010 10:05