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the bsd boys
Aug 8, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 423 days!
snypin'

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Crasscrab posted:

is clownstep made using samples of clown shoes?

i hate to break it to you but... they've been sampling your posts :smith:

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe

syscall girl posted:

i hate to break it to you but... they've been sampling your posts :smith:

Detroit Q. Spider posted:

no its someone reading your post history

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

don't think I've ever seen a user page say so little about a person, and yet say so much

Wikipedia posted:

User:Pygmypony

I am a native English speaker, a libertarian, a native citizen of the United States of America, and a doctoral student. I enjoy editing wikipedia in my spare time. I also enjoy gin and tonic, racquetball, and cigars.

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe
brevity is the soul of wit



or maybe boredom

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
gin and tonics are good

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise
Cigars are good

i will buy a lovely acid cigar and piss on it in his name

Miley Virus
Apr 9, 2010

prefect posted:

gin and tonics are good

ya

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0c5yClip4o

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

"Just in case you thought homeopathy wasn't supported by science."

yo pretty sure its still not

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
These bands often play songs that contain "dancable beats, with some breakdowns splashed in."[21]

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe
Each sex comic has its own unique story, ranging from “Mom’s French tongue” to “Daughter sucks hard”.[5]

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
Nemesis kills twenty-thousand people at the Pentagon using poison gas, somehow Morrow and his partner Stuart are still alive. Nemesis appears in front of them and Morrow and Stuart fire at him, but he is behind bullet-proof glass. He reveals he put the antidote in their morning coffee, to survive in order to taunt Morrow about the inspector's projected March 12 death. Local police eventually capture Nemesis, who claims he allowed himself to be caught.[10] It is shown to be true; Nemesis' henchmen have already infiltrated the prison. Nemesis breaks free, kills 97 guards with his bare hands, and frees the inmates, and then blowing it up. He kidnaps Morrow's children, forcing Morrow to reveal family secrets: his wife had an affair; his son is gay; and his daughter had a secret abortion. All of these secrets were kept from him as Morrow is a devoted Catholic. Nemesis releases the children but he has artificially inseminated Morrow's daughter with his son's sperm, with her womb rigged to collapse if an abortion is attempted, preventing her from ever again having children.[11] An enraged Morrow eventually believes he has discovered Nemesis' hideout, and arrives there with a police team only to find it is a trap. The house explodes, knocking Morrow unconscious. When Morrow awakens, a taunting Nemesis reveals that Stuart has been working for Nemesis for the past eight years. Stuart reveals Nemesis promised to pay him $10 million for his work, and tells Morrow that his henchmen retired after every job. But, however, Nemesis shoots and kills Stuart and jokingly says: "Well, that's one way of putting it". It is hinted that Nemesis murdered everyone of his henchmen, despite promising to pay them a reward. Nemesis reveals that his "Matthew Anderson" story was made up: He is simply rich and bored, creating death and havoc for his own amusement. It turns out that the real Matthew Anderson died in an Indian whorehouse, after squandering his inheritance.

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
(reminder that comic books are for sociopathic manchildren)

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Cold on a Cob posted:

Nemesis releases the children but he has artificially inseminated Morrow's daughter with his son's sperm, with her womb rigged to collapse if an abortion is attempted, preventing her from ever again having children.[11]

something written by a grown man to be put into a comic book and then tonelessly regurgitated on wikipedia the free encyclopedia

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Cold on a Cob posted:

(reminder that comic books are for sociopathic manchildren)

mark millar does not represent all of us :mad:

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

prefect posted:

mark millar does not represent all of us :mad:

they make mainstream movies from his lovely comics lol

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Cold on a Cob posted:

Nemesis kills twenty-thousand people at the Pentagon using poison gas, somehow Morrow and his partner Stuart are still alive. Nemesis appears in front of them and Morrow and Stuart fire at him, but he is behind bullet-proof glass. He reveals he put the antidote in their morning coffee, to survive in order to taunt Morrow about the inspector's projected March 12 death. Local police eventually capture Nemesis, who claims he allowed himself to be caught.[10] It is shown to be true; Nemesis' henchmen have already infiltrated the prison. Nemesis breaks free, kills 97 guards with his bare hands, and frees the inmates, and then blowing it up. He kidnaps Morrow's children, forcing Morrow to reveal family secrets: his wife had an affair; his son is gay; and his daughter had a secret abortion. All of these secrets were kept from him as Morrow is a devoted Catholic. Nemesis releases the children but he has artificially inseminated Morrow's daughter with his son's sperm, with her womb rigged to collapse if an abortion is attempted, preventing her from ever again having children.[11] An enraged Morrow eventually believes he has discovered Nemesis' hideout, and arrives there with a police team only to find it is a trap. The house explodes, knocking Morrow unconscious. When Morrow awakens, a taunting Nemesis reveals that Stuart has been working for Nemesis for the past eight years. Stuart reveals Nemesis promised to pay him $10 million for his work, and tells Morrow that his henchmen retired after every job. But, however, Nemesis shoots and kills Stuart and jokingly says: "Well, that's one way of putting it". It is hinted that Nemesis murdered everyone of his henchmen, despite promising to pay them a reward. Nemesis reveals that his "Matthew Anderson" story was made up: He is simply rich and bored, creating death and havoc for his own amusement. It turns out that the real Matthew Anderson died in an Indian whorehouse, after squandering his inheritance.
good lord superhero comics are the worst

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Cold on a Cob posted:

they make mainstream movies from his lovely comics lol

that's pretty much the goal of his comics

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Sham bam bamina! posted:

good lord superhero comics are the worst

Trabandiumium
Feb 20, 2010

Sham bam bamina! posted:

good lord comics are the worst

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Orbi posted:

:nws: http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Jinger_Jewels :nws:

not to kinkshame but i dont get bbw

some chicks look cute with a fat face its some kind of fact

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

echinopsis posted:

some chicks look cute with a fat face its some kind of fact

that's backwards

some chicks manage to stay cute even with the fat because they had a really pretty face to begin with and then they started eating excessively for some reason when they were young :iiam:

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

yeah invariably those girls (and guys) who have decent looking faces while fat turn out to be even more attractive when they lose the weight. being overweight does not make anyone prettier

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

on a related note, what the gently caress is it about child actors where they all get super super ugly when they grow up? it's like what people consider cute in a child means massive skull deformities as an adult or something

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

loads of drugs prob doesnt help

but dont forget nph and joseph gordon levitt were child stars and turned out normal

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

counterpoint: jonathan lipnicki, jake lloyd, macaulay culkin

counter-counterpoint: whoever that guy is that played sam weir on freaks and geeks

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Sagebrush posted:

counterpoint: jonathan lipnicki, jake lloyd, macaulay culkin

counter-counterpoint: whoever that guy is that played sam weir on freaks and geeks

and most of the kids from goonies and that kid from T2

let us now go on to discuss some that kid from roseanne who ended up getting pumped and dumped by his gf from the same show but on a definitely not YTVPOS derailleur show called... poo poo what was that called

something something bajingo

LP97S
Apr 25, 2008
Elijah Wood started as a kid actor, was even in a movie with Macaulay Culkin and seems pretty normal.

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

LP97S posted:

Elijah Wood started as a kid actor, was even in a movie with Macaulay Culkin and seems pretty normal.

the whys he so small

LP97S
Apr 25, 2008

EMILY BLUNTS posted:

the whys he so small

He's Dustin Hoffman sized.

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

Cold on a Cob posted:

He kidnaps Morrow's children, forcing Morrow to reveal family secrets: his wife had an affair; his son is gay; and his daughter had a secret abortion. All of these secrets were kept from him as Morrow is a devoted Catholic. Nemesis releases the children but he has artificially inseminated Morrow's daughter with his son's sperm, with her womb rigged to collapse if an abortion is attempted, preventing her from ever again having children.

something written by a grown man to be put into a comic book and then tonelessly regurgitated on wikipedia the free encyclopedia

this is hilarious, though

come on

her womb was rigged to collapse

amazing

I mean it's all awful stuff for sociopathic manchildren, but at a certain point it loops around into comedy gold.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

PleasingFungus posted:

this is hilarious, though

come on

her womb was rigged to collapse

amazing

I mean it's all awful stuff for sociopathic manchildren, but at a certain point it loops around into comedy gold.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
lol i'd forgotten that beauty :allears:

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

been there done that

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

syscall girl posted:

that's backwards

some chicks manage to stay cute even with the fat because they had a really pretty face to begin with and then they started eating excessively for some reason when they were young :iiam:

nah i disgaree


adeele wouldnt look better thin. well she would but she would be less cute

Miley Virus
Apr 9, 2010

LP97S posted:

Elijah Wood started as a kid actor, was even in a movie with Macaulay Culkin and seems pretty normal.



get a haircutttt

Moozadell
Sep 23, 2012

Cazzata!

PleasingFungus posted:

I mean it's all awful stuff for sociopathic manchildren, but at a certain point it loops around into comedy gold.
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Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe
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Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
Did you know...

From Wikipedia's newest content:

... that tricks performed by Olate Dogs include a back flipping dog, a dog jumping rope, and a dog riding a scooter (pictured)?



thanks grandma

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