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ClassActionFursuit
Mar 15, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

Trig Discipline posted:

i'm all for carpooling but i like to masturbate on the way to work and that makes other people uncomfortable. that's why i mostly just take the train
i lold

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Otaku Alpha Male
Nov 11, 2012

bitches get ~tsundere~ when I pull out my katana
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Wikipe-tan

Wikipe-tan (ウィキペたん Wikipetan?) is a personification of Wikipedia and was created in January 2006 by the editor Kasuga. She is an unofficial mascot of Wikipedia and is used in multiple WikiProjects. The "-tan" in "Wikipe-tan" is a hypocoristic suffix, in the form of a Japanese honorific. Like the OS-tans, she is a product of moe anthropomorphism.



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fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

Otaku Alpha Male posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Wikipe-tan

Wikipe-tan (ウィキペたん Wikipetan?) is a personification of Wikipedia and was created in January 2006 by the editor Kasuga. She is an unofficial mascot of Wikipedia and is used in multiple WikiProjects. The "-tan" in "Wikipe-tan" is a hypocoristic suffix, in the form of a Japanese honorific. Like the OS-tans, she is a product of moe anthropomorphism.



hmm



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Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
i was going to gripe about how that's probably the tenth time that someone's posted that thing but then i realized that this thread might as well be 474 solid pages of it anyway

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
oh gently caress YOU

Otaku Alpha Male
Nov 11, 2012

bitches get ~tsundere~ when I pull out my katana


Description
English: Jimbo and his Angels (not to be confused with Charlie's Angels)

Otaku Alpha Male
Nov 11, 2012

bitches get ~tsundere~ when I pull out my katana
jimbo gets all the wikipussy he wants

Miley Virus
Apr 9, 2010

welp time to gas the thread

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
someone post the something awful ones, they're really funny but i can't find them :(

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Otaku Alpha Male posted:



Description
English: Jimbo and his Angels (not to be confused with Charlie's Angels)

oh good, i VERY NEARLY confused those with Charlie's Angels

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Miley Virus posted:

welp time to gas the thread

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Boxturret posted:

someone post the something awful ones, they're really funny but i can't find them :(
they are actually bad and it's good that you can't find them, i know where they are and i'm not telling you.

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Sham bam bamina! posted:

they are actually bad and it's good that you can't find them, i know where they are and i'm not telling you.

i know they're bad, that's what makes them funny

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Boxturret posted:

i know they're bad, that's what makes them funny
oh that kind of funny. i guess that a case can be made for that.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fear_of_Wages

not that the subject is worthless but holy poo poo "hey let's drily explain surrealist humour for page after page"

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

FrozenVent posted:

nah there's an anti stymie incantation, witness :

trains are pretty lame and when you consider their land use requirements, they're not that much more efficient than road vehicles with a solid carpooling system in place

i was going to quote this saying "now youre going to summon fishmech" but

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
want to see microsoft invent a bicycle and see how many brains explode in the pos

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

goddamnedtwisto posted:

want to see microsoft invent a bicycle and see how many brains explode in the pos

shaggar will promtoe it as "the best bicycle you can get"

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Lutha Mahtin posted:

i was going to quote this saying "now youre going to summon fishmech" but

:thejoke:

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
The fictional town of Salem is the setting for the U.S. soap opera Days of Our Lives. It is located in the Midwestern United States, though the state is never mentioned until the episode which aired on 5/23/13. When John is looking at the itinerary it states, "Salem, MN" If you look closely, it actually says Salem Inn.


i love when wikipedia articles clearly contradict themselves

Meat Beat Agent
Aug 5, 2007

felonious assault with a sproinging boner
wikipedia editors aren't confident enough to outright replace other people's contributions but still can't keep themselves from pushing up their glasses and going actually...

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
it's more that some nerd can't resist the urge to add his one favorite detail

repeat 100 times and you get a paragraph that starts out ok but by the end is just "and trivia. also trivia. but trivia. and trivia"

if you're really lucky that is all one run-on sentence that's been written by 20 people

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

haveblue posted:

it's more that some nerd can't resist the urge to add his one favorite detail
yeah that editor could have rewritten the sentence as something like "the itinerary is commonly misinterpreted as reading salem mn but in fact says salem inn[14]" but that would take more thought and effort than just slapping a new bit on the end of the line

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

I have more respect for people obsessed with anime than soap operas

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


theflyingexecutive posted:

I have more respect for people obsessed with anime than soap operas

is this bannable

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

theadder posted:

is this bannable

go ahead and tell us your feelings about GH and AMC and uh DoOL


(i once watched something called Passions because it was patently ridiculous and i had a drug problem, so i won't judge)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tabitha_Lenox#History

quote:

Timmy tells Kay that Tabitha must become a Christian. Tabitha reluctantly agrees and confesses over 400 years of sin to Father Lonigan. Father Lonigan baptizes Tabitha and she feels something new—a real happiness. She says that she feels genuine happiness because it is of the Lord. She says that she will dwell in the house of the Lord forever. Endora says that she will have eternal life like Timmy. Tabitha says that there is only good magic in Harmony now. She then reminisces about Timmy, and his hand reaches to her from heaven. As the series wraps, Tabitha looks on the new life ahead of her.

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
pyf dumb soap opera stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrN1EOWVK8U&t=104s

HorseLord
Aug 26, 2014

goddamnedtwisto posted:

want to see microsoft invent a bicycle and see how many brains explode in the pos

i'm guessing it'd be a carbon framed step through with automatic gears, 630mm rims, and a luggage rack held on by magnets

so probably not as bad as when car companies try to do bicycles

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


syscall girl posted:

go ahead and tell us your feelings about GH and AMC and uh DoOL

i had to look these up lol

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

theadder posted:

i had to look these up lol

those are the ones i remember my nana watching

dunno if they still air, but in the supermarket aisles they used to have little magazines with those abbrev. of all the hot (old) shows so you could keep up with the creeping plots

actually a lot like dbz or whatnot

glacially paced

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


syscall girl posted:

those are the ones i remember my nana watching

mine used to watch coronation street possibly from when it first aired lol

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


for a max of maybe 50 years there :)

Miley Virus
Apr 9, 2010

theadder posted:

mine used to watch coronation street possibly from when it first aired lol

my dad has watched it since he was a kid, still watches it

i believe there's an actor who's been in it for 50 years?

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
On April 1, 2009, it was announced that CBS had cancelled Guiding Light after a 72-year run due to low ratings. The show taped its final scenes for CBS on August 11, 2009,[5] and its final episode on the network aired on September 18, 2009.[6]


No. of episodes
NBC: 2,500 (radio)
CBS: 15,762 (radio & TV)

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


Miley Virus posted:

i believe there's an actor who's been in it for 50 years?

i looked this up and yep lol

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

On April 1, 2009, it was announced that CBS had cancelled Guiding Light after a 72-year run due to low ratings. The show taped its final scenes for CBS on August 11, 2009,[5] and its final episode on the network aired on September 18, 2009.[6]


No. of episodes
NBC: 2,500 (radio)
CBS: 15,762 (radio & TV)

GL had a superpowers episode which makes it better than other trite bullshit out there

univbee
Jun 3, 2004






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alHZlAYUE7U

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake
'oh hey i haven't checked out the worthless wikipedia thread in a while'
*clicks last page*
*scrolls down furiously*
'haha cool. that was awesome to open at work. great. fantastic.'

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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

And this is why tumblr is blackholed here.

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