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Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Always thought it was a super sandwich

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Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Sagebrush posted:

lol if you haven't been following @eelectricmiguel for years

Out of pure curiosity I checked and it turns out that yea I have been following that eel for years.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

prefect posted:

that's pretty hosed up. but after i became a six-figgy fucktard, i updated my okcupid profile with the new salary range, and i almost immediately got a ton more people viewing my profile. it was kind of depressing

Hello sexy

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

What happens in vagus stays in parasympathetic control of the heart, lungs, and digestive tract
:haw:

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Many references to Uranus in popular culture and news involve humor about one pronunciation of its name resembling that of the phrase "your anus".[139]

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

where the hell do u live that movie tickets are decreasing in price? they've close to doubled since 1995 near as i can tell

I just watched Blade Runner at a 2 screener in Batavia NY while traveling for work. The theater hadn't been updated since the 80s and one girl was working the ticket booth, concessions, and both projectors.

Paid a cool $8 for tickets and another $6 for popcorn and a Coke.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Sham bam bamina! posted:

mary gave birth without breaking her hymen

what a glorious miracle the lord saw fit to perform

Gospel of James covers this- some midwife tried poking her fingers into mary to check her out and her hand got lasered off by god's vengeance

quote:

18 Then Salome went in, and the midwife said, "Mary, show yourself, for a great controversy has arisen about you." 19 And Salome tested her with her finger. 20 But her hand was withered, and she groaned bitterly, 21 and said, "Woe to me, because of my iniquity! For I have tempted the living God, and my hand is ready to drop off."

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Trig Discipline posted:

jfc mary wash it occasionally

Yeah Joseph really dodged a bullet by not hitting that first.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

gently caress everything will have those Y10K Compliant stickers all over them

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

prefect posted:

y'all are making me blush here. knock it off :blush:

i may sound miserable sometimes, but it's not like i'm on the verge of suicide

This was one of the first winters where I was really impacted by seasonal depression- mostly due to switching and dialing in dosage of new epilepsy meds at the same time. The worst thing about it was explaining to my wife and friends that I was depressed, but that I wasn't automatically suicidal or anything- mostly it was annoying to feel that way and know that I have no legitimate reason to feel that bad, but just talking through it with people helped immensely.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Moana sequel looking dark

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Always remember to sweep the privates

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

At the launch of OS/2 Warp in 1994, Patrick Stewart was to be the Master of Ceremonies; however Kate Mulgrew[33] of the then-upcoming series Star Trek: Voyager was substituted at the last minute.[34][35]:p. 108

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/steeIbaIIrun/status/1220069805333647360?s=20

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Soricidus posted:

there’s a list of bad posts?

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Cellulose nitrate don't gently caress around

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

We have our eiderdown duvet on our bed basically all year and it's always comfortable.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

I'm the shameful lack of pangolin meat

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

She is a large whale
Saltwater Clydesdale
The stuff of folktales,
but this is true ...
She’s called the 52 hertz whale
because of her off-key song
The other whales don’t get her
She’ll never belong
[24]

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007


This is how you get ants, senate.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

for your sunday night viewing pleasure, i give you:

the wikipedia bad image list :nws: and also :nms:

It was a painful journey to find this image

Ornamental Dingbat fucked around with this message at 03:43 on Apr 7, 2020

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Krankenstyle posted:

i read a whole thing somewhere about medieval scholars & theologists discussing the implications of cannibalism re rising from the flesh. like, a person will become whole when they are reborn, so what was eaten from them will come back to them

but what if two cannibals had a baby that was then wholly made from the materia of other persons, and they were reborn, does the baby cease to exist?

pretty wild stuff

https://twitter.com/erik_kaars/status/1139106297339686912?s=20

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Adam should never have upgraded to Apple

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

quote:

Many old words which had fallen into disuse were recycled and given new senses in the modern language, and neologisms were created from Old Norse roots. For example, the word rafmagn ("electricity"), literally means "amber power", calquing the derivation of the Greek root "electr-" from Greek elektron ("amber").[32]Similarly, the word sími ("telephone") originally meant "cord", and tölva ("computer") is a portmanteau of tala ("digit; number") and völva ("seeress").

Number seeress is pretty :black101:

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Carthag Tuek posted:

its still a thing to translate english terms in danish academia (or at least it was 15 years ago), but it had a lame ironic nerd flair to it & nobody does it in real life

i think the military is pretty into it though

I remember my grandmother talking about seeing American tanks during the war and referring to them as skriðdreki (crawling dragons).

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Semenov has been compared to prolific inventor Buckminster Fuller.[8]

One of Dahir Insaat's designs is for a bed that becomes a "fortress" in an earthquake. Critics have described it as a claustrophobic coffin.[9]

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Schadenboner posted:

Geese are bad and I'm not sorry Andy is dead.

In much the same way that non-Kalamata olive trees should be extirpated to allow the cultivation of more Kalamata olives, geese should be replaced with ducks.

What will fill the ecological niche of making GBS threads up the place and harassing children?

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Bear in mind Aatrek is no longer around.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

I have been ruthlessly attacked.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Etymology
The word cock was first recorded in use as a vulgar term for the penis in 1618, perhaps deriving from one of the word's other meanings: "a spout or short pipe serving as a channel for passing liquids through".[2] It was once common in England for areas to be given names that reflected their function or the activity taking place within them.[3]



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tickle_Cock_Bridge

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

On the plus side I'm saving a ton of cash using goat's blood instead of regular toner.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007


Ah, French. The language of love.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Sexism and violent outbursts have no place in golf.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circular_definition

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Michael Anderson Godwin, a convicted murderer in South Carolina who had his sentence reduced from death by the electric chair, sat on the metal toilet in his cell while fixing his television. When he bit one of the wires, the resultant electric shock killed him. Another convicted murderer, Laurence Baker in Pittsburgh, was electrocuted while listening to the television on home-made earphones while sitting on a metal toilet.[30]

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

I love reading wikipedia in an old-timey gangster voice.

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Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Real missed opportunity not naming it bussy.

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