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On a shelf in the front room :o:

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Rufo posted:



What's the big problem with russian girls who have big pussehs..?

chernobyl fallout

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RZApublican posted:

healing time of paper cuts

A recent one felt like it healed in a mere hour or two. Does this seem accurate? —Preceding unsigned comment added by Thelazyleo (talk • contribs) 23:40, 29 January 2010 (UTC)

/whispers; guys, don't tell him about the 'no original research' rule :roflolmao:

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Tiny Bug Child posted:

that's actually the same hat, twice

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I'm investing in Mirrorshade futures.

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Coaster chat; this made me lol when it happened earlier in the year :o:

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/888380-thorpe-park-s-new-swarm-ride-leaves-test-dummies-with-missing-limbs

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Dixie Flatline posted:

i read shampoo bottles
buy some Doc. Bronner

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Louis & Bebe Baron do the soundtrack for Alien :cool:

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Meiwaku posted:

They need a kickstarter for one of these, they'd sell a millions...

http://www.amazon.com/Control-a-Woman-Remote/dp/B0015S1AHI/

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regenwetter posted:

six stilted clowns
A wikieditor meetup

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LP97S posted:

Yostos, bicth

SUNS BRO PRAISER

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CaptainMeatpants posted:

if someone mentions my video game achievements in memoriam i'm not sure what i'd do cause i can't kill myself twice

Want this to be my grave but w/ my cheevos on a scrolling loop on the screen

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K1RcKJVbHA&t=12s

:o:

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please don't post SCP Foundation documents ITT.

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gooby on rails posted:

glad to see the asylum has gotten around to total recall

lol

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Detroit Q. Spider posted:

EAT poo poo SEXHAVERS

Don't get saucy with me, Bernays!

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Install Gentoo posted:

hasbro sent c&d to a site that was going to sell a pony fighting game based on and using the main characters explicitly

Do you mean "Without changing them at all" or "giving them big cocks to fight with"..?

Or both? :o:

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Come up and see my Ecchi ;-*

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Settle down, Bomis!

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That fire hydrant looks like a patriotic Kerbal :unsmith:

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Dead Inside Darwin posted:

a fleshlight that can cry

delicious pubey tears

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The Devil Tesla posted:

Hebephiles (11–14), Ephebophiles (15–19)
the worst bible verses :eek:

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lol @ the talk page for the Armatron toy robot arm :o:

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Sagebrush posted:

like yes, as whatshisname says typefaces and public transit are both spergy, but noticing "oh that one's different" isn't especially

there's a printshop (!) in town and all its window signage is done in the 'Babylon 5' font, i get an eyetwitch every time I pass by.

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Nelson MandEULA posted:

i recently noticed celery on the table in this norman rockwell painting



my very proper upper-middle-class grandmother would always have a plate of olives on the table at christmas and thanksgiving. no celery tho.

He's no Art Frahm in the rarefied heights of the celery/art world.

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Shabbat is D&D Rules Lawyering writ large :cool:

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Soricidus posted:

excuse me, paranoid schizophrenia is no laughing matter

I read about the 'Air Loom' earlier today on wiki and it was an interesting badbrains case.

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I lolled but kind of agree with the 'Criticism' here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonic_hedgehog

Man you'd have to find a way around that in front of upset parents-to-be :o:

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prefect posted:

not worthless, but needed someplace to post it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesbian_rule



EDGE TO EDGE

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lol @ the Campfire method, did this guy never play with modelling clay as a childe?

/ looks forlornly down at long, thin and slightly lumpy cock :smith:

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prefect posted:

two hundred thousand prongs, to be precise

they might have been armed with pitchforks or tridents

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Tommah posted:

In the late 1960s the box depicted an "Apple Car" with pieces of cereal for wheels.
lomarf

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FMguru posted:

During this time [Harpo Marx] served as a secret courier; delivering communiques to and from the US embassy in Moscow at the request of Ambassador William Christian Bullitt, Jr., smuggling the messages in and out of Russia by taping a sealed envelope to his leg beneath his trousers, an event described in David Fromkin's 1995 book In the Time of the Americans.[11][12]
Sir! The courier is here with another secret communique!
Wait, its not..
/honks horn, puts leg in generals hand, cuts medal off generals chest with scissors
Fffff

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hey its dickflaps

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computer parts posted:

A 2012 three-part essay on the science fiction film titled Prometheus identified the eight key themes in understanding the film, with only “Parental Issues” appearing to have a solid connection to the myth of Prometheus.[91][92][93][94]


I read that and skipped the work 'titled' and was all 'Eh?'

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http://citationneeded.tumblr.com

lolé

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FMguru posted:

the "party hat" entry doesnt mention fat chicks at all :mad:

'She has a Ham Arm'

fun memories maybe 15 years back of me and my then-gal sitting on my lap literally crying with laughter over FCiPH :3:

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http://citationneeded.tumblr.com/post/140506646553/list-of-fictional-bears

Paging Silver Alicorn :o:

I'm lolling at a bunch of these, especially such as:

http://citationneeded.tumblr.com/post/140568533245/stephen-gately

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Sham bam bamina! posted:

Shortly after the game's launch, a community of hobbyist hackers reverse engineered Dead or Alive Extreme Volleyball texture system, allowing users to modify textures of the player character models. This quickly led to users replacing the already revealing swimsuits with high detailed nude textures include genitalia and pubic hair for all in game characters. This resulted in fully nude anatomically correct female characters that would lounge about and play volleyball with full breast and buttocks physics intact.

lomarf at 'full breast and buttock physics'

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x11eq3o_dead-or-alive-xtreme-2-mods-beautiful-volleyball-matchup-1_videogames ( :nws: of course)

If you've never seen a boob or a butt actually move IRL that is :o:

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Sagebrush posted:

you know when a chick's got her boobs out and they're bouncing around...like...a water balloon...full of axle grease...on a bungee cord?

Go on :jackbud:

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