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Bicycle SexFucker: Aug 15, 2007; I have zero interest in marriage.

Hammerite posted:

if you tick the "German" box it literally just puts a "von" before the name

I thought that's how it worked in real life too...

# ¿ Nov 12, 2010 19:10

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# ¿ Sep 28, 2023 12:20

Bicycle SexFucker: Aug 15, 2007; I have zero interest in marriage.

So 5 dead jew lists on wiki? Dutch, German, Irish, Scottish, and the rest?

# ¿ Nov 12, 2010 20:10

Bicycle SexFucker: Aug 15, 2007; I have zero interest in marriage.

a bad babe posted:

THANKS FOR THE SEXUAL INFANTILISATION OF WOMEN rear end in a top hat

lol anyone who says this doesn't get laid.

I loving hate going down on a woman and getting pubes in my mouth.

# ¿ Nov 18, 2010 09:07

Bicycle SexFucker: Aug 15, 2007; I have zero interest in marriage.

quote editing is a shameful form of humor. Shameful.

But in all honesty who doesn't hate a pube in the back of their throat?

# ¿ Nov 18, 2010 09:26

Bicycle SexFucker: Aug 15, 2007; I have zero interest in marriage.

fork bomb posted:

wow did neu just legibly state that he doesn't like going down on women?

My girlfriend would disagree. Mwaha

# ¿ Nov 18, 2010 23:47

Bicycle SexFucker: Aug 15, 2007; I have zero interest in marriage.

DaTroof posted:

just because it's below her waist doesn't make it any less of a beard

pretty weak...

# ¿ Nov 19, 2010 17:39

Bicycle SexFucker: Aug 15, 2007; I have zero interest in marriage.

got dat wmd posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quidditch

thems fightin words

# ¿ Nov 21, 2010 22:10

Bicycle SexFucker: Aug 15, 2007; I have zero interest in marriage.

Nikolai Fuckharin posted:

uh huh

I dont see how they can play quidditch without being able to fly..like..wtf?

# ¿ Nov 21, 2010 22:28

Bicycle SexFucker: Aug 15, 2007; I have zero interest in marriage.

Gentle Autist posted:

this will come in handy, thanks

trap entered.

# ¿ Nov 25, 2010 22:23

Bicycle SexFucker: Aug 15, 2007; I have zero interest in marriage.

that awful man posted:

voted 5 anyway

One vote right now literally makes it go from gold to 4.

# ¿ Dec 7, 2010 09:35

Bicycle SexFucker: Aug 15, 2007; I have zero interest in marriage.

Wikipedia has seriously raised almost 10.5 million and they still want like 5 million more? gently caress THEM.

# ¿ Dec 18, 2010 07:19

Bicycle SexFucker: Aug 15, 2007; I have zero interest in marriage.

RZApublican posted:

what? how?

because all women are crazy. How can you diagnose something that's completely normal?

# ¿ Feb 5, 2011 02:27

Bicycle SexFucker: Aug 15, 2007; I have zero interest in marriage.

Coffee Jones posted:

It took me 16 clicks of the random article link before I came across something anime related.

Over 30 and i still hadn't seen one.

Although a large number of student radio pages, wtf?

# ¿ Feb 8, 2011 10:02

Bicycle SexFucker: Aug 15, 2007; I have zero interest in marriage.

rotor posted:

grape nuts cereal contains neither grapes nor nuts but somehow it is allowed to roam free on teh shelves of our local market. IS THIS JUSTICE?@?@

No...loving....Way...

# ¿ Feb 24, 2011 00:15

Bicycle SexFucker: Aug 15, 2007; I have zero interest in marriage.

i thought it was patty cake..not pat a cake...

# ¿ Mar 3, 2011 21:38

Bicycle SexFucker: Aug 15, 2007; I have zero interest in marriage.

My beard is seriously so warm in the cold it's awesome.

# ¿ Mar 4, 2011 04:54

Bicycle SexFucker: Aug 15, 2007; I have zero interest in marriage.

I like to do the turn around. Start seeing a girl either beardless or bearded. Then after a few months or weeks you switch it up. Then she's like "Oh gosh it's so sexy" and you get great sex. Then when she gets bored of it you change it up again and the great sex reappears.

# ¿ Mar 5, 2011 01:30

Bicycle SexFucker: Aug 15, 2007; I have zero interest in marriage.

no, it doesn't hurt when you pull on my beard. Stop asking.

# ¿ Mar 5, 2011 01:30

Bicycle SexFucker: Aug 15, 2007; I have zero interest in marriage.

definitely aint my cocks

I have a lot of chickens.

# ¿ Mar 5, 2011 01:52

Bicycle SexFucker: Aug 15, 2007; I have zero interest in marriage.

mr_jim posted:

My elder sister (age 46) has been shaving hers since she was 18. She has never been involved in such photographic activities - she just doesn't like having hair "down there" as she calls it. An ex-girlfriend (who was a nude model) simply refused to shave for anybody. So, you can't categorise. --Redrose64 (talk) 15:55, 16 February 2010 (UTC)
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A lot of great av/post combos today.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2011 08:19

Bicycle SexFucker: Aug 15, 2007; I have zero interest in marriage.

RICHUNCLEPENNYBAGS posted:

Also did I post this already I don't remember http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biological_issues_in_Jurassic_Park

Read way too much of that.

# ¿ Mar 12, 2011 02:42

Bicycle SexFucker: Aug 15, 2007; I have zero interest in marriage.

E1M7 posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_numerals_(game)

Lets play drinking games that are really loving hard to play.

# ¿ Mar 29, 2011 21:11

Bicycle SexFucker: Aug 15, 2007; I have zero interest in marriage.

got dat wmd posted:

finally wikipedia has satisfied my desire to know coloqualisms of RV culture http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recreational_vehicle#Terms

Wikipedia is loving retarded posted:

Dry camping (boondocking)
Is camping in a campground or any area without water, electricity and sewage hookups, including parking lots or driveways. In the USA, most campgrounds operated by the US Department of the Interior (BLM, National Park Service, National Monuments, National Wildlife Areas, National Forests) and most state and county campgrounds do not have full hookups for water, sewage or electricity. Dry camping is made more comfortable by having:

A supply of potable water storage within the RV
Enough house-battery power to supply basic camping needs (low voltage lights, water pump, control portion of refrigerator, etc.)
A means of recharging the house battery(s), such as solar panels or generators
Enough wastewater tank capacity to contain the wastewater for several days of camping

I call that camping.

Being in a MOTORIZED VEHICLE and staying in an RV isn't camping. Never call that camping. If you call having electricity camping then you should get out of america.

# ¿ Apr 4, 2011 11:18

Bicycle SexFucker: Aug 15, 2007; I have zero interest in marriage.

gently caress I live in a very modern house and I can go a week or two without electricity and I'm fine.

gently caress old people who drive big rear end RVs. gently caress every US Citizen who thinks that their cell phone is a basic need.

# ¿ Apr 4, 2011 11:19

Bicycle SexFucker: Aug 15, 2007; I have zero interest in marriage.

Nevergirls posted:

stop being so angry about things

Sorry. I'm done. I just hate RVers. For so many things.

# ¿ Apr 4, 2011 11:31

Bicycle SexFucker: Aug 15, 2007; I have zero interest in marriage.

Sniep posted:

sailor and coke

I have to force myself to drink sailor's since I vomited off it a few years ago.

# ¿ Apr 13, 2011 18:31

Bicycle SexFucker: Aug 15, 2007; I have zero interest in marriage.

Red_Mage posted:

Gin & Tonic best cocktail

Definitely one of the best.

# ¿ Apr 13, 2011 19:19

Bicycle SexFucker: Aug 15, 2007; I have zero interest in marriage.

fishmech posted:

dats racist

racism is based on fact.

# ¿ Apr 14, 2011 05:38

Bicycle SexFucker: Aug 15, 2007; I have zero interest in marriage.

Nevergirls posted:

Also this is as good a time as any to remind you all of the supremacy of ICQ.

AOL has agreed to sell ICQ to Digital Sky Technologies for $187.5 million on April 28, 2010.

Lol.

# ¿ Apr 17, 2011 00:50

Bicycle SexFucker: Aug 15, 2007; I have zero interest in marriage.

Sniep posted:

or there was yahoo which just worked

I went back to yahoo chat and it is complete crap now. So many bots.

# ¿ Apr 17, 2011 02:13

Bicycle SexFucker: Aug 15, 2007; I have zero interest in marriage.

Otto Skorzeny posted:

a 20 year old with minimal experience with machine tools probably shouldn't be operating them alone and after hours even without extra hazards like long hair or jewelry (also don't most lathes have foot switches to prevent this sort of mishap these days? i'm usually not a fan of idiot proofing things but there's no real cost involved here)

Most smaller lathes do, but a good number are still switch operated.

It's really lame to be working on a lathe for a while and have to keep your foot in the same spot.

# ¿ Apr 20, 2011 01:55

Bicycle SexFucker: Aug 15, 2007; I have zero interest in marriage.

Neu posted:

Most smaller lathes do, but a good number are still switch operated.

It's really lame to be working on a lathe for a while and have to keep your foot in the same spot.

but this is what those BIG loving EMERGENCY STOP buttons are for.

# ¿ Apr 20, 2011 01:55

Bicycle SexFucker: Aug 15, 2007; I have zero interest in marriage.

Unexpected EOF posted:

i envy you for never having had truly awful sex

Sniep posted:

yeah im still impressed by kraken

I have the kraken poster and a half gal.

It really does put a beast in your belly.

# ¿ Apr 25, 2011 05:33

Bicycle SexFucker: Aug 15, 2007; I have zero interest in marriage.

graph posted:

https://www.chessposter.com

Ah snap

# ¿ Apr 26, 2011 07:48

Bicycle SexFucker: Aug 15, 2007; I have zero interest in marriage.

Trig Discipline posted:

here is a list of booze i won't drink:

# ¿ Apr 26, 2011 22:57

Bicycle SexFucker: Aug 15, 2007; I have zero interest in marriage.

Pretty much if it'll get me drunk I'll drink it.

If you get elitist about alcohol you are annoying.

Sure, there are lovely alcohols and good alcohols. They all get you drunk though, which is the goal.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2011 22:59

Bicycle SexFucker: Aug 15, 2007; I have zero interest in marriage.

Trig Discipline posted:

gently caress it all i'm going to get drunk and punch this thread

I'm running up an 8 dollar bar tab tonight. $1 olympias! It's the water.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2011 22:59

Bicycle SexFucker: Aug 15, 2007; I have zero interest in marriage.

Trig Discipline posted:

fixed for accuracy

will still drink it in a pinch tho

we cover the "the" and say "Olympias, It's water!" when we drink it.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2011 23:12

Bicycle SexFucker: Aug 15, 2007; I have zero interest in marriage.

I get upset and angry about what others drink and call alcohol because I'm an alcoholic.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2011 23:16

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# ¿ Sep 28, 2023 12:20

Bicycle SexFucker: Aug 15, 2007; I have zero interest in marriage.

what is this posted:

get back to me when you turn 17 fishmech

or when you lose your virginity but I probably don't have the patience to wait until you're in your 60s and they invent some kind of autism sex simulator

Oh snap.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2011 23:33

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