Post the most worthless thing you can find on wikipedia

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Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

wikipedia is supposed to be the sum total of human knowledge, therefore I should be allowed to post these photos of myself masturbating in my own poo poo!

# ¿ May 10, 2010 15:53

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 11:25

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

iamthejeff posted:

what would be the point of printing wikipedia

because they think getting it printed would give it an air of legitimacy and justify the hours spent painstakingly compiling all the cock photos and intricately cross-referenced anime trivia. also i think there was some plan to sell it to subsidise giving free copies to schools in the developing world - because what remote underfunded african schools need isn't basic equipment or facilities, it's an encyclopaedia that lists the life-cycle, diet, and habitat of every single species of pokemon.

# ¿ Jun 18, 2010 18:03

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

i wanna know how sharply the number of talk pages with the "this user has aspergers" box dropped after it was reclassified as just another kind of window licking?

# ¿ Jul 5, 2010 15:47

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

haha stupid yanks and their silly words

# ¿ Jul 20, 2010 16:33

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

"civilised"

# ¿ Jul 20, 2010 16:49

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Touch posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/100_Greatest_Britons

For extra credit, see where the following are placed compared to the "really important people": Newton, Maxwell, Darwin, Faraday, Turing, Babbage, Fleming, Watt

great research there - Bono (who isn't British), and King Arthur (who isn't real)

# ¿ Oct 30, 2010 10:37

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Hammerite posted:

i dont get what you are criticising

are you criticising the british for the list they arrived at or wikipedia for its presentation of the list?

(tbh anyone who would put princess di as the 3rd greatest british person is pretty terrible but im still not sure what your saying)

the people putting loving Thatcher and Enoch Powell on the list are 10x worse

# ¿ Oct 31, 2010 10:52

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Luigi Thirty posted:

jimbo eunt domus

people called jimbo they go the house?

# ¿ Dec 2, 2010 11:16

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

ireland pretends to have a culture beyond leprechauns and guiness

# ¿ Dec 27, 2010 19:52

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Hammerite posted:

you guyse know susan boyle is scottish right

Rufo posted:

being really loving mad at the english isn't an alternative to actually having musical ability

sums up the scotch equally well as the irish

# ¿ Dec 29, 2010 19:35

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

edit: list of wikipedia spergs

bet this list was twice as big before they reclassified assburgers as autism

:qq:

"i'm not autistic, i'm a special snowflake who's better than everyone else"

# ¿ Jan 4, 2011 11:46

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

no see she's actually a 9000 year old godess who's only trapped in the body of a 10 year old, so it's ok for me to draw pictures of her being molested

# ¿ Jan 5, 2011 11:28

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

BECAUSE ITS NOT JUST A FOX YOU FILTHY GAIJIN! THERE ARE IMPORTANT AND SUBTLE CULTURAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE BORING OLD WESTERN FOX AND THE SUPERIOR NIHON KITSUME, DIFFERENCES I WOULDNT EXPECT A RACIST LIKE YOU TO APPRECIATE!

*uploads another batch of furry cartoons to deviantart*

# ¿ Feb 1, 2011 15:25

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

who was the wikipedia user who wrote long creepy passages about how women must have hair down to their waist or the floor, never wear trousers, and basically act like repressed anime women?

# ¿ Feb 24, 2011 17:28

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Likes: libertarianism

Dislikes: movements based on false premises

:raise:

# ¿ Mar 2, 2011 00:53

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

my friend from college used to host 2600 meetings. he also carried a printed out copy of the jargon file everywhere with him, and was an ordained subgenius minister.

# ¿ Mar 14, 2011 15:39

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

poo poo i've been rumbled, it was me all along.

*invites 10 greaseball strangers into his house*
*performs discordian wedding*

# ¿ Mar 14, 2011 16:21

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

its cute the way the scotch make out like that's a real language so they can pretend to have a culture that doesn't involve heroin and deep-frying

# ¿ Mar 15, 2011 22:48

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

pleez list'n tae us, this is a reel language, is no jus engleesh wee a tirible accen', we ha a reel culture ho'nest!

# ¿ Mar 16, 2011 16:26

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

drinking games are for teenagers who've never touched booze before

if i want a drink i'll just drink it

# ¿ Mar 30, 2011 21:03

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

egypian food does that to people today

# ¿ Apr 3, 2011 10:32

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

real men can afford a hotel

# ¿ Apr 4, 2011 13:12

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Vivian Darkbloom posted:

Why yes, wikipedia does have specific criteria for deciding if porn stars are "notable"! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:PORNSTAR

1. Has won a well-known award such as an AVN Award. (See Category:Pornographic film awards or Category:Film awards for other awards which may apply.)
2. Has received nominations for well-known awards in multiple years.[11]
3. Has made unique contributions to a specific pornographic genre, such as beginning a trend in pornography; starred in an iconic, groundbreaking or blockbuster feature; or is a member of an industry Hall of Fame such as the AVN Hall of Fame, XRCO Hall of Fame or equivalent.
4. Has been featured multiple times in notable mainstream media.

if there's one area where wikipedia isn't quite up to scratch, it's the extensive lists of women who suck cocks for money

# ¿ Apr 11, 2011 10:44

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

how dare you propose this article for deletion! this person is totally noteworthy - she sucked three cocks in "Cock Attack 5" (1998) and another two in "Two Manly Cocks Soil The Goth" (2001)

# ¿ Apr 11, 2011 11:50

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

i like that they came up with four separate categories of child porn

# ¿ Apr 11, 2011 22:32

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

what? it looks like someone puked blood into a jar

# ¿ Apr 13, 2011 11:57

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

yes, sticking random crap into a used pickle jar is the height of cocktail sophistication

# ¿ Apr 13, 2011 12:03

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

lets remember that you liked the look of a jar full of garbage and dishwater

# ¿ Apr 13, 2011 12:15

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

don't sign ur posts

# ¿ Apr 13, 2011 12:20

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

gin?

are you an 85yr old woman?

# ¿ Apr 13, 2011 19:05

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

dark n stormy

# ¿ Apr 13, 2011 19:25

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

short hair girls supremacy

# ¿ Apr 18, 2011 11:09

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

not enough anime references to keep it going

# ¿ Apr 20, 2011 14:17

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

homely woman + makeup + trowel

# ¿ Apr 20, 2011 15:16

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

dark rum
ginger beer
lime
ice

# ¿ Apr 20, 2011 16:51

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

seriously. nobody over the age of about 23 gives a gently caress what obscure brand of gin you drink

# ¿ Apr 20, 2011 17:47

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Lutha Mahtin posted:

idk i don't drink much gin i was just laughing if there really are hipsters who drink gin "you probably haven't heard of"

not just gin, all alcohol. pretending to only like brands nobody has ever heard of is what comes after the 15-22 "woo booze!" phase where you drink any old paint stipper and thinks its awesome

# ¿ Apr 24, 2011 10:36

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

iamthejeff posted:

anything mixed with coke is gross

*mixes your posting with coke*

# ¿ Apr 26, 2011 22:52

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

quote:

Since when iσ talent an English word? It's a Greek word.

# ¿ May 31, 2011 16:59

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 11:25

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

http://sco.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

# ¿ Jun 3, 2011 18:42

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