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LP97S: Apr 25, 2008

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alternate_universes_in_Archie_Comics

# ¿ Jan 26, 2012 03:23

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# ¿ May 11, 2024 16:22

LP97S: Apr 25, 2008

# ¿ Jan 26, 2012 07:45

LP97S: Apr 25, 2008

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archie_Meets_The_Punisher

lol i remember seeing this in ads in comic books when i was a kid

i didn't follow superhero comics but i could still tell that that had to be some kind of trainwreck

Comedy Portal

EDIT: Goddammit, the featured article is Excel Saga.

# ¿ Jan 26, 2012 10:38

LP97S: Apr 25, 2008

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Banme_post.png

# ¿ Jan 31, 2012 15:44

LP97S: Apr 25, 2008

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Wikipedia_Signpost/2012-01-30/Technology_report
Lua chosen as new template scripting language

The same language that powers the shitheap known as Garrysmod moves onto to a new pile of poo poo.

# ¿ Feb 1, 2012 03:12

LP97S: Apr 25, 2008

quote:

Demonstration of wear pattern when using Dvorak layout on a QWERTY keyboard. There is heavy wear along the home row, resulting in the original texture wearing off and the plastic surface becoming shiny.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2012 19:44

LP97S: Apr 25, 2008

# ¿ Feb 7, 2012 19:31

LP97S: Apr 25, 2008

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Larry_Niven_at_Les_Utopiales.JPG

# ¿ Feb 8, 2012 04:39

LP97S: Apr 25, 2008

Sniep posted:

i thought that was the entire allure - parents, bring your kids here, we have pizza, and rides and games, they will shut up and wear themselves out for an hour while you have some brews and then you go home and they are tired

You just take your kids to a bar with video games, like any horrible parent from the late 80's/early 90's.

# ¿ Feb 13, 2012 06:52

LP97S: Apr 25, 2008

got dat wmd posted:

thankfully there's dave and busters, the only reason to have YOUR next meeting in providence

Why yes, let me play some overpriced game with overpriced beer.

# ¿ Feb 13, 2012 07:12

LP97S: Apr 25, 2008

Dumbledore 64 posted:

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It's me.

# ¿ Feb 17, 2012 01:02

LP97S: Apr 25, 2008

I thought Jefferson was one of the few considered a legitimate possibility because historical sources painted him as batshit crazy half of the time.

# ¿ Mar 4, 2012 11:46

LP97S: Apr 25, 2008

Deuterieux posted:

i'm not yet convinced this man is real

I saw an episode and they claim that he has no clue what he's doing.

# ¿ Mar 8, 2012 02:51

LP97S: Apr 25, 2008

Lutha Mahtin posted:

After Homer is hit by a falling metal beam at work and suffers a serious head injury, Mr. Burns smartly buys him off with tickets at a luxury sky box at a hockey game as compensation. Bart, Marge and Homer enjoy the sushi, caricature artist, and appearance by Larry Holmes, while Lisa leaves in disgust so she can watch the game with real fans in real surroundings. When she gives a Russian player advice which leads to him scoring a goal, she receives his hockey stick as a gift. However, genuine Russian "no-wood-nik" termites, which were living in the stick, end up eating away at the entire Simpson house. An exterminator says their house should be tented and fumigated, and they cannot return for six months. However, the family has no place to go. The only hotel they can afford is booked for months, and when they try to stay with Lenny and then Comic Book Guy, they cannot deal with Lenny's house being next to a jai alai court and CBG's collection of comic book cardboard figures. At Moe's Tavern, their last resort, Barney and Carl inform the Simpsons about a reality show, where a family is put in a Victorian house, where they must live as if it was the year 1895. Homer is reluctant at first, but then they go to the reality show.

At the studio, the executives screen many families and finally they settle on the Simpsons (saying they want a family that has not been on TV forever and ever), after viewing Homer's overreactions over nothing. They are taken to the Victorian house and shown around by the Network Executive, who says that they will be filmed round the clock. The only thing of the 20th century there is a "Confessional Room", which is a small room with a video camera where they say what they feel about the lifestyle. The family struggles with all of the drastic changes in their daily life and are pretty miserable, much to the delight of the show's audience, who cannot wait to see which of them dies first. Homer tries to lighten up the family, saying they should be glad on TV, and begin to conform to their new lives cheerily. This is not deemed as entertaining, however, and viewership begins to drop. In attempts to save the show, the executives decide to introduce Squiggy from Laverne & Shirley into the household, since he is the biggest 1970's TV star whose phone has not been disconnected. But even his presence (and that of a taser which he uses on Homer) does not boost the ratings. Finally, one of the executives comes up with an idea. The house is airlifted at night and put into a river.

The Simpsons are shocked to find what had happened the next morning, and the house finally washes up on shore and falls apart, with Squiggy in it. The network crew is filming it and loving the drama that unfolds. They then break for lunch, but deny the Simpsons any of it so they go to eat some bugs. Later on, the family is confronted by a bunch of savage-looking people, who turn out to be contestants who lost a final challenge on a Survivor-type show and were abandoned in the jungle. They decide to overpower the crew and return to civilization. Together with the Simpsons, they attack the crew, overpowering them. Homer then tries to crush the helicopter with a giant boulder but he is pushed into the ground. Finally at home, Homer decides to watch scripted TV shows, as he has had it with reality shows, but the family finds more pleasure in watching him lose a battle of wits with a garden hose.

Argh, thanks for reminding me.

# ¿ Mar 8, 2012 20:01

LP97S: Apr 25, 2008

This counts for most worthless

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Wikipe-tan

# ¿ Mar 18, 2012 16:36

LP97S: Apr 25, 2008

Trig Discipline posted:

at first i thought boobs then bunny, now i'm just not sure

I put it in a search engine, it's from an anime, salt the earth, etc.

# ¿ Mar 20, 2012 04:32

LP97S: Apr 25, 2008

ymgve posted:

what search engine, google gives me nothing

Put it in quotes, results in English, it's a tumblr, rule 07.

# ¿ Mar 20, 2012 06:34

LP97S: Apr 25, 2008

axolotl farmer posted:

If a girl enters a toilet at her school, and finds a Rika-chan doll on the floor with a purple third leg, she will lose one of her own legs shortly after. She can then grow a purple leg, that is not functional, which will eventually take over her body, causing death.

# ¿ Mar 20, 2012 19:23

LP97S: Apr 25, 2008

# ¿ Apr 2, 2012 01:47

LP97S: Apr 25, 2008

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Developing_A_Universal_Religion

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enigma_Babylon_One_World_Faith

:twisted:

# ¿ Apr 4, 2012 00:01

LP97S: Apr 25, 2008

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:CN_Reel_Logo_%2791.png

# ¿ Apr 5, 2012 12:35

LP97S: Apr 25, 2008

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Sliders_cast_members

# ¿ Apr 11, 2012 07:22

LP97S: Apr 25, 2008

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiss_%28band%29#Makeup_designs

# ¿ Apr 11, 2012 21:47

LP97S: Apr 25, 2008

mcnealys baby posted:

lol, nice one

# ¿ Apr 12, 2012 01:57

LP97S: Apr 25, 2008

Hammerite posted:

http://en.windows7sins.org/

lmao, like 99% of the people who come in contact with the FREE SOFTWARE MOVEMENT are just literally not going to have any idea what the gently caress they are talking about or why they care

Bill Gates, bigger than Jesus.

# ¿ Apr 12, 2012 10:35

LP97S: Apr 25, 2008

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Here_Come_the_Munsters

quote:

While the movie did in some parts capture the feel of the original series, it departs from the established Munsters canon.

# ¿ Apr 23, 2012 07:04

LP97S: Apr 25, 2008

Dr. Honked posted:

or jonhny whatever the gently caress he is

Johnny Five Wikis

# ¿ May 3, 2012 06:58

LP97S: Apr 25, 2008

.lnk to the past posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_considered_the_worst

idk what to say about this

I find it hard to believe that there's only two films from the 70's on that list.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Smithee

LP97S fucked around with this message at 06:18 on May 5, 2012

# ¿ May 5, 2012 06:16

LP97S: Apr 25, 2008

RZApublican posted:

The Beast of Yucca Flats is watchable only because of the narrator

I mean, look at these lines and imagine them being delivered by a drunk who was also the director

Don't forget since it's all post-production audio no one on-screen speaks at any point.

# ¿ May 5, 2012 13:49

LP97S: Apr 25, 2008

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Bespin

# ¿ May 7, 2012 04:37

LP97S: Apr 25, 2008

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

In episode forty-six of the anime series Hetalia: Axis Powers, England wants to get a new hairstyle after being taunted by France that England's current style is "unsophisticated". After France gives England several haircuts he is not pleased with, France gives him the same haircut that he had at the start of the episode. This infuriates England, who leaps up and screams at France, calling him a "cheese-eating surrender monkey".^[27]

See also
Portal icon History portal
Portal icon Anime and manga portal
Portal icon Comedy portal

National personification
Afghanis-tan - a manga with a similar premise, but with girls personification instead of men, it focuses on Afghanistan and its neighboring countries.
Chibisan Date - the second published manga by Hidekaz Himaruya often advertised alongside Hetalia in Comic Birz.
Strike Witches, a manga and anime series also set during World War II and featuring more anthropomorphism, with female characters being personifications of their male counter-parts.
Scandinavia and the World - a Danish webcomic written in English about male personifications of countries, but focusing on the three Scandinavian countries and their Nordic friends getting into misadventures with the rest of the world. Female characters are call Sister as in Sweden and Sister Sweden.

# ¿ May 8, 2012 03:50

LP97S: Apr 25, 2008

The Wilson and the C&O desk are the weird ones, they look like their backwards.

# ¿ May 10, 2012 18:04

LP97S: Apr 25, 2008

nap.app posted:

i clicked this link from some thread i was reading

maybe i'm childish but the idea of the first case about transsexualism being called "anonymous vs. weiner" is just too much

Glad to see three US states worse than Iran on transgendered issues. Also, "anonymous vs. weiner" is a funny case name.

# ¿ May 12, 2012 01:06

LP97S: Apr 25, 2008

Top, bottom and versatile if only for this:

:nws:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Wiki-anal_missionary.png

EDIT: Dug around talk and found the saddest non-anime user page.

# ¿ May 18, 2012 09:19

LP97S: Apr 25, 2008

Pro Gun Control and UHC, pro killing anyone who disagrees.

# ¿ May 18, 2012 09:30

LP97S: Apr 25, 2008

I love editing pages related to Lord of the Rings (books, films, animated features) but I need a badge to show it, I know!

# ¿ May 18, 2012 13:28

LP97S: Apr 25, 2008

eightpole posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Asperger%27s_pancakes.jpg

"wikipedia posted:

No pages on the English Wikipedia link to this file. (Pages on other projects are not counted.)

Come on.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Micropenis#Blacks_Can.27t_get_Micropenis.3F

# ¿ May 19, 2012 17:28

LP97S: Apr 25, 2008

I do wish that modern marathons had naps, poisoning from trainers and random pieces of fruit, and an absolute lack of giving a poo poo from seemingly everyone involved.

# ¿ May 21, 2012 14:52

LP97S: Apr 25, 2008

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler_in_popular_culture

# ¿ Jun 1, 2012 03:55

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# ¿ May 11, 2024 16:22

LP97S: Apr 25, 2008

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWjCkcAmzDc&t=50s

Works ok as a quick sketch mocking sitcom quirks (a la The Atilla the Hun Show from Monty Python), not as a 8 episode series.

# ¿ Jun 1, 2012 08:06

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