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Blotto Skorzany: Nov 7, 2008; He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip

still lolin at the 'bad images' link 'vagina dentata.jpg' that was a chick who took a picture of novelty vampire fangs in front of her vag

# ¿ Feb 6, 2010 15:44

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# ¿ Oct 1, 2023 13:02

Blotto Skorzany: Nov 7, 2008; He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip

incoherent posted:

Apparently men have never preformed this, ever.

well you see, there's men and then there's actual, you know, men

# ¿ Mar 2, 2010 09:05

Blotto Skorzany: Nov 7, 2008; He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip

Roguestar posted:

who even discovers that

Widowed farmers

# ¿ Mar 5, 2010 21:16

Blotto Skorzany: Nov 7, 2008; He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip

tripwire what happen why can't you fyad anymore :/

click

# ¿ Aug 27, 2010 00:42

Blotto Skorzany: Nov 7, 2008; He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip

o i didnt know the cancer poo poo stopped you from fyading

radiums kind of a fag

# ¿ Aug 27, 2010 01:38

Blotto Skorzany: Nov 7, 2008; He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip

sup jeg

# ¿ Nov 18, 2010 09:42

Blotto Skorzany: Nov 7, 2008; He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip

Sasquatch! posted:

The devil you say!

AS I PASS through my incarnations in every age and race, I make my proper prostrations to the Gods of the Market Place. Peering through reverent fingers I watch them flourish and fall, And the Gods of the Copybook Headings, I notice, outlast them all. We were living in trees when they met us. They showed us each in turn That Water would certainly wet us, as Fire would certainly burn: But we found them lacking in Uplift, Vision and Breadth of Mind, So we left them to teach the Gorillas while we followed the March of Mankind. We moved as the Spirit listed. They never altered their pace, Being neither cloud nor wind-borne like the Gods of the Market Place, But they always caught up with our progress, and presently word would come That a tribe had been wiped off its icefield, or the lights had gone out in Rome. With the Hopes that our World is built on they were utterly out of touch, They denied that the Moon was Stilton; they denied she was even Dutch; They denied that Wishes were Horses; they denied that a Pig had Wings; So we worshipped the Gods of the Market Who promised these beautiful things. When the Cambrian measures were forming, They promised perpetual peace. They swore, if we gave them our weapons, that the wars of the tribes would cease. But when we disarmed They sold us and delivered us bound to our foe, And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: "Stick to the Devil you know." On the first Feminian Sandstones we were promised the Fuller Life (Which started by loving our neighbour and ended by loving his wife) Till our women had no more children and the men lost reason and faith, And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: "The Wages of Sin is Death." In the Carboniferous Epoch we were promised abundance for all, By robbing selected Peter to pay for collective Paul; But, though we had plenty of money, there was nothing our money could buy, And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: "If you don't work you die." Then the Gods of the Market tumbled, and their smooth-tongued wizards withdrew And the hearts of the meanest were humbled and began to believe it was true That All is not Gold that Glitters, and Two and Two make Four And the Gods of the Copybook Headings limped up to explain it once more. As it will be in the future, it was at the birth of Man There are only four things certain since Social Progress began. That the Dog returns to his Vomit and the Sow returns to her Mire, And the burnt Fool's bandaged finger goes wabbling back to the Fire; And that after this is accomplished, and the brave new world begins When all men are paid for existing and no man must pay for his sins, As surely as Water will wet us, as surely as Fire will burn, The Gods of the Copybook Headings with terror and slaughter return

# ¿ Nov 19, 2010 22:07

Blotto Skorzany: Nov 7, 2008; He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Objectivism_%28Ayn_Rand%29&action=historysubmit&diff=397745943&oldid=397674873

diff comment posted:

(→Philosophy: Added an example of objectivist theory and praxis from pre-Randian times)

the actual diff posted:

+{{epigraph |quote =And when they were in the field, Cain rose up against his brother Abel, and slew him. And the Lord said to Cain: Where is your brother Abel? And he answered: I know not: am I my brother's keeper?
+ |cite =[[Genesis]]}}

# ¿ Nov 19, 2010 22:24

Blotto Skorzany: Nov 7, 2008; He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip

Zaxxon posted:

I have found the source

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asperg

the same cabal that runs wikipedia infiltrated the world's largest religion centuries ago

# ¿ Feb 7, 2011 22:02

Blotto Skorzany: Nov 7, 2008; He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip

got dat wmd posted:

drinking games are loving stupid since they are all about not drinking

this is the opposite of the truth

# ¿ Mar 30, 2011 03:09

Blotto Skorzany: Nov 7, 2008; He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip

tentacle sex is sometimes consensual

# ¿ Apr 11, 2011 04:22

Blotto Skorzany: Nov 7, 2008; He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip

i <3 manhattans

# ¿ Apr 13, 2011 17:44

Blotto Skorzany: Nov 7, 2008; He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

if you are working with tools like lathes you should not have long hair

a 20 year old with minimal experience with machine tools probably shouldn't be operating them alone and after hours even without extra hazards like long hair or jewelry (also don't most lathes have foot switches to prevent this sort of mishap these days? i'm usually not a fan of idiot proofing things but there's no real cost involved here)

# ¿ Apr 18, 2011 20:48

Blotto Skorzany: Nov 7, 2008; He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip

Jonny 290 posted:

did it pledge sig ep afterwards?

boom

# ¿ Apr 19, 2011 20:23

Blotto Skorzany: Nov 7, 2008; He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip

axolotl farmer posted:

DAD GIVE ME THE loving MIKE

link the video of this tia

# ¿ Apr 19, 2011 21:45

Blotto Skorzany: Nov 7, 2008; He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip

Sweevo posted:

not just gin, all alcohol. pretending to only like brands nobody has ever heard of is what comes after the 15-22 "woo booze!" phase where you drink any old paint stipper and thinks its awesome

alcohol is like {pizza, sex, ...}, even when it's lousy it's still pretty good

# ¿ Apr 24, 2011 13:16

Blotto Skorzany: Nov 7, 2008; He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip

AH HA HA HA

# ¿ Apr 25, 2011 01:58

Blotto Skorzany: Nov 7, 2008; He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip

got dat wmd posted:

umm, catholicism believes that the teachings of the new testament invalidated the old so that's wrong

# ¿ May 15, 2011 03:07

Blotto Skorzany: Nov 7, 2008; He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip

also wrong

# ¿ May 15, 2011 03:52

Blotto Skorzany: Nov 7, 2008; He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip

twatever

# ¿ May 15, 2011 04:26

Blotto Skorzany: Nov 7, 2008; He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip

sue him for boingboing and see if it's possible to make it shittier than it already is

# ¿ Jun 28, 2011 20:42

Blotto Skorzany: Nov 7, 2008; He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip

but yogurt is also the british spelling. your move

# ¿ Jul 8, 2011 18:35

Blotto Skorzany: Nov 7, 2008; He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip

poemdexter posted:

i use the pyramid to decide what to put on my hamburgers.

the answer is everything

# ¿ Jul 14, 2011 18:24

Blotto Skorzany: Nov 7, 2008; He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip

the ones that you would but say you hadn't do

# ¿ Jul 14, 2011 18:59

Blotto Skorzany: Nov 7, 2008; He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip

monsanto impresses me by being evil in so many and such varied ways. a marvelously multifaceted malefactor.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2011 20:45

Blotto Skorzany: Nov 7, 2008; He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip

fishmech posted:

i love people who think not using gm crops fights monsanto (monsanto sells most nearly half of the seed used for conventional crops and even organic crops in most of the first world)

organic is foolish enough for other reasons

# ¿ Jul 14, 2011 22:41

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# ¿ Oct 1, 2023 13:02

Blotto Skorzany: Nov 7, 2008; He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip

maybe it should be marked as a stub but that's concise and accurate, way better than a shitton of wiki articles

# ¿ Jul 15, 2011 18:03

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