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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
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Augmented Dickey posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_alcohol_content

quote:

In South Africa a man driving a Mercedes-Benz Vito and was arrested on December 22, 2010, near Queenstown in Eastern Cape. His blood had an alcohol content of 1,6g/100ml. Five boys as well as a woman who were also in the vehicle with 15 sheep, allegedly stolen from nearby farms, were also arrested.[49]

sounds like a fun night

list of countries that are bad at decimals

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decimal_mark#Countries_using_Arabic_numerals_with_decimal_comma

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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somebody confused his train porn and his animu

a shameful sperg

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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got dat wmd posted:

they're designed to remove makeup in pores so author was probably a girl (or a tranny [probably a tranny])

they also do sebum (that's what you're seeing)

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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fork bomb posted:

most of my professors have not allowed wikipedia as a source but have stated that references cited on wikipedia might be a good source to use

so, some of your profs allow wikipedia as a source? :ohdear:

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Ruffreggaefan111

this has probably already been posted but it's a long thread

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Vincent Gallo is a pig. There I said it.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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theflyingexecutive posted:

anyone post some good meatless sandwiches please?

cucumber and cream cheese, some bean sprouts, maybe a tomato slice or two

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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:colbert:

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Kirk posted:

baffling why he doesn't list spacemoose on his cv

some people can't see the timeless humor of spiking a bald dwarf's insulin with pcp

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Pakled posted:

the city of atlanta has a grand total of 2 snow plows for like 5 million people so you can see why we flip the gently caress out whenever we get any snow at all

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aVT8SCkobE

keep warm hotlanta

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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haljordan posted:

best rodney dangerfield role evar

"what am I watching, a coupla fags? kill that loving indian!"

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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wanna eat dat fatty jerkysuit

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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i could see lewis carroll posting to /r/jailbait and bitching at randall munroe

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Wilhelm_Scream.wav posted:

not really but sorta

Was still rockin a dumbphone till early feb

these people probably know


and don't give a gently caress about your porn habits

your contributions to the leftist terrorist fringe group "Something Awful LLC" on the other hand...

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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mcnealys baby posted:

did you know the redhead on how i met your mother put a flute up her pussy at bandcamp

wish you would *mumble* banned camp

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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JawnV6 posted:

hah, knew it wasn't Data when he made a contraction

9th grade year for Halloween I spent $100 of allowance money for a completely authentic Lt. Commander Data costume, and before school even started I got confronted in the hallway by the captain of the football team and a guy in the JV team. They slapped my books out my hands and were like, "WHAT'S UP, LORE?" and I was like, "No, I'm Mr. Data," and they were all, "SHUT UP, LORE," and I screamed, "I'M MR. DATA, AND I CAN'T FEEL PAIN." So that's when the JV guy said, "Should I give him a wedgie, Captain?" and the football captain said, "Make it so," which probably hurt the most, because Captain Picard would never advocate senseless violence like that. Thank Gaia Earth Mother that I didn't splurge the extra $50 on an emotions chip.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Pakled posted:

i always thought "lifting yourself up by the bootstraps" meant something like using bootstraps to pull yourself up after you've fallen

but they'd have to be attached to something other than you

unless you'd fallen into several pieces

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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You like Patsy Cline? I just love her. I wonder how come she don't put out no more new records.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Meerkat_Manor_meerkats#Shakespeare

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Ronald Raiden posted:

I thought tumblr had like normal people because its just blogs. Is there really a "community"?

it showed up a lot in the PYF internet trainwrecks thread before a kindly mod gassed it

apparently they're very "progressive" and spout off about cis-this and 'check your' that

i thought it was just a place for artsy pics but there is some kind of webring 2.0 underneath all of that

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Wilhelm_Scream.wav posted:

truth: the last guy caused over 100,000 civilian murders

they're free now

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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multiple issues indeed

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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JustFrakkingDoIt posted:

multiple issues indeed

how does it feel to be beaten like that

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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it's really gross + annoying how many weird "medical" devices they advertise on tv as being covered by medicare

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Sniep posted:

liveleak: anonymous has the password to the video feeds and control sequences of the milssiles on rooftops - it's 0000 - just will not release the control IPs

that password kept our nuclear icbms safe for years, i'm sure it's robust enough for some limey roof rockets

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Sniep posted:

cool, you got my post

i thought you were serious, people are still lazy/stupid in tyool 2012? v:downs:v

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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fork bomb posted:

why wouldn't you just keep watching because that sounds fun

now i'm picturing a grown rear end catte side hoppin' mad

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Nomnom Cookie posted:

thats racist

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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theclaw posted:

sounds that belong in the bathroom

sounds that do not: singing, video games

clearly you've never gone to the bathroom at zooey deschanel's house

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
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Sniep posted:

didnt have that one handy but that was the intent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj8W5LhvMtQ

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
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Batman The dark knight rises is creating theory's every where on the web and all i keep reading is trust Nolan. and batman will die. I haven't herd one theory saying Bruce will just get his back broke by bane and they will have a character take up the mantle as batman but not any batman. batman beyond cause if i remember watching this cartoon batman had his back broke. that is part of my theory that could be one reason why they show batman's mask. so john Blake could possibly take up the mantle. Nolan said he was doing no more batman movies never said anything about batman beyond movies. another thing is robin would have to fit in here cause in batman the animated series he meets bane when hes with robin. just like in the old batman movies bane was always introduced when batman was with robin. so could batman beyond play a role in this upcoming film. could night-wing. so i want people to stop saying batman will die cause he wont and i also want people to stop saying no robin and no new batman because for all you people know i could be wright and if in my case im right in your face everybody saying there stupid theory's that don't make sense. Post on this if you have a problem with my understanding theory that makes great sense.


This article should not be speedily deleted for lack of asserted importance because... (you shouldnt delete another one of my pages cause whoever is doing this you are being a dick i have not done anything wrong but give my oppinion on what could happen so i dont understand why you whant to delete my page tell me please and i will fix it so that is just one simple request.)

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
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Detroit Q. Spider posted:

now i know how all my girlfriends have felt

alarmed by an odd smelling yellow discharge?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
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didn't that already get posted? and then sandwich chat ensued?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Dr. Honked posted:

peak worthlessness

wikipedophiles

am still angry that some shitbird permadeleted that mermaid conundrum. poo poo was informative and interesting

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Amethyst posted:

pretty much the best gimmick poster in SA history

there are certain things, bitcoins, lolbertarirans, randians, objectionabalists, schizophrenics &c that will never not trigger "purestrain gold" giggles for me anymore

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Lutha Mahtin posted:

before i knew that steampunk was A Thing i thought it was neat, like when i was a kid watching some cartoon and thought to myself "haha its like if old timey machines had been developed differently" but the nerds that build stupid crap like that....seriously

the difference engine was a pretty good book

everything after that wavers between trifling and just awful

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Cold on a Cob posted:

batman would

it's a comic book movie no matter how "gritty" and "realistic" it is, so were the first two

Whatever you hear, stay away! Bruce Wayne has the upper hand!

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
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haljordan posted:

well thats the risk you take when you organize the homeless into an army


thats why i prefer my army of loyal prostitutes

health care professionals :colbert:

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
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Rap Music and Dope posted:


You guys ever get the falling sensation real bad? I don't know what its called but ur like fallin asleep after an abnormally long day at work or w/e and its like all of a sudden you're fallin!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypnic_jerk

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Sagebrush posted:

small town in canada. however i don't live there any more

whenever i go back there are teenagers loitering in front of the mcdonalds though yep. i think because it's right next to the mall and the mall kicks them out

you know, when I want advice on cheeseburgers or not wearing a shirt, you're the person I'll come to

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