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EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

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JawnV6 posted:

naw he made a big show out of blaming his butler, but im p. sure he just ate them before i got there

Is this some Oscar Wilde thing where am i is this yospos

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EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

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Sweevo posted:

i once almost got in a fight over a pub quiz when a pivotal question was something like "after english, which language is spoken in the most countries?" and the supposed answer was sign language even though it's not "spoken" nor is it the same language in all countries

getting in a fight at pub quiz: a goon thing.

totes would have backed you up on that tho.

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

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have we done

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/DoggoLingo

yet?

quote:

DoggoLingo, also referred to as doggotalk, woof, bork, and dog-speak, is an Internet language that is created from word conversion, meme lexicon, and onomatopoeia. DoggoLingo is implied to be a dog's own idiom, and is presented as what humans have long believed goes on in the canine brain. Elyse Graham, assistant professor at Stony Brook University, describes DoggoLingo as "upbeat, joyful, and clueless in a relentlessly friendly way".[1]

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

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Sagebrush posted:

post the most morbid thing you can find on wikipedia



still not half as bad as when i washed that crash live

he stopped his own car by running into another car that was hanging from a forklift... with his face

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

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BluPotato posted:

Ehrlich would often watch people purchasing cheese puffs in a local supermarket. The snack, Ehrlich explained, did not have "any real cheese in them... most of the ingredients you couldn't even pronounce."[3] Ehrlich then went on to found a snack brand called Vegan Rob's, which makes cheese puffs with no cheese in them.[4]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKf2o3PYN7E

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i would simply shoot the fightman with a gun

the virgin “beating someone up”

vs

the chad “running away as fast as you can and hiding behind a bush or whatever”

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

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Ellie Trashcakes posted:

Instead of beating each other up, they should beat each other off. First one to bust loses.

this is how bonobos do it and they seem pretty on the ball(s)

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

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Jabor posted:

what is that man doing to his web ring

welcome to my site on the chewbacca CHOKED ON and then COUGHED UP MY BALLS webring

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Poop_Challenge

quote:

The Space Poop Challenge was a 2016 contest sponsored by the American National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) for new designs for space toilet systems for use in space suits.

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

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but enough about my weekend plans hats up with you guys

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EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

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Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I love these sorts of dry encyclopedia-speak disses.

"Dude created a phrase to describe a thing he sucked too much to achieve."

tubbs invented egotting? that’s weird.

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