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fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

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JawnV6 posted:

i can't talk to women because of crippling personal issues but OMG THEY SUCK

seriously tho, and who has time to cater to the problem of "total number of remote controls under female control?"

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fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

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acker posted:

"Most often, "nice guys" spend a lot of time in the friend zone."

- wikipedia

if you've ever used the "i ended up in the friend zone bc i'm a nice guy" rationalization, grow some balls.

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

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Smugdog Millionaire posted:

medical researchers used the presence of the hymen, or lack thereof, as founding evidence of physical diseases such as "womb-fury"

'hysteria' is typically only diagnosed in women due to the fact that it's based on the greek word for 'womb' (hystera)

men exhibiting the same symptoms will be ignored or given another less-damaging name, like shortness of temper.

i'd like to term it 'bitch be yosposin'

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

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ShadowHawk posted:

they started with the smallest one and then zoomed and enhanced

the smallest mr. kitten then zoomed and enhanced to mr. cat?

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

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Sweevo posted:

great research there - Bono (who isn't British), and King Arthur (who isn't real)

my excaliburs!

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

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lazar wulf posted:

read the whole thing and dont regret it

yeah that's a good one. wikilinked (is there a real word for this?) myself to it around a year ago.

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

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ShadowHawk posted:

the word is "wikied" -- you wikied it.

wikilinking is when you put the little [[]] around words in an article

but what about when you get lost in wiki for hours because you kept clicking links and end up miles away from where you started?

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

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seems like 'wikied' just means you looked up something on wikipedia

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wiki

tries to give a semblance of humility but they are smug as gently caress

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

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wow did neu just legibly state that he doesn't like going down on women?

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

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Kirk posted:

lol :nws:

so happy...

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

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Latro posted:

Awful, just awful:

:nws:Androgenic_Hair:nws:

that dude shaves his balls

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

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rotor + mirror dog = the best

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

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Sneaking Mission posted:

http://de.wiktionary.org/wiki/Troglodyt



Sniep posted:

pocky isnt even good ive had it before

this is crazy talk

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

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The Wonder Weapon posted:

lol there's no i in jnco dad

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

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Sniep posted:

miniskirts on everyone

regardless of gender

HOT

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

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craziest thing on wiki: Grauballe Man, a human corpse that's been preserved in a bog since the early Iron Age

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

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Penisface posted:


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Apr 26, 2010

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this is the most unworthless thing on wikipedia

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

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Eegah posted:

the things
you say
your purple prose just gives you away
the things
you say


you're unbelievable

heh

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

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TOOT BOOT posted:

its me

ur gross

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

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pik_d posted:

just 2?

you've been on a hot streak snipin up the POS

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_Drinking_Songs_for_Cat_Lovers

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

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RICHUNCLEPENNYBAGS posted:

yeah, please make more of those, they are v. funny and not already tired at all

this but unsarcastically

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Apr 26, 2010

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Nevergirls posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honorific_nicknames_in_popular_music

actually I like this list

neil young is the godfather of grunge? :wtc:

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

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is it the same guy that made those redirects? where do you see that?

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

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JawnV6 posted:

when it's a boy you call it a hardy boy :mad:

here's your nancy drew, sir

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

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i found this in with Grandma W.'s cookbooks after she passed away. it's a SoCo promotional booklet from the 70s.























fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

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i'd love to have a full set of those steamboat glasses

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

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what is this posted:

awesome.


the best part is how they list the classic cocktails and then say out of the blue "replace the liquor with soco!"

they couldn't quite get up the courage to make that recommendation with a bloody mary, haha

tequila shots? try substituting southern comfort for a surprising twist!

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

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Forcing air into the vagina, especially by blowing in order to cause vaginal flatulence during cunnilingus, can cause an air embolism in pregnant women, which is a potentially life-threatening condition for both woman and fetus.[8]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaginal_flatulence

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

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Sweevo posted:

i must have the perfect drink to accompany my revolving plate of grease!
            /

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

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remembered the term "back cuts" earlier. not important enough to have its own article; found it under cutting (in line).

quote:

"Back cuts," similarly, are generally considered impermissible because the person allowing the cut loses nothing by having a person enter in behind them, while everyone else behind the cutter does suffer the additional wait.


definition from urban dictionary:

quote:

1. chinese cuts
When you let someone in back of the line cut in front of you, then they go behind you in line.
Frankie got his rear end kicked for giving a hot chick chinese cuts while waiting in line for food stamps

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

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fishmech posted:

if it was such a horrible idea why does it work. not doing it has nothing but downsides.

quit trolling

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

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most of my professors have not allowed wikipedia as a source but have stated that references cited on wikipedia might be a good source to use

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

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JustFrakkingDoIt posted:

so, some of your profs allow wikipedia as a source? :ohdear:

no, none of them have (hurrah!)

idk why I said that

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

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Nevergirls posted:




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Apr 26, 2010

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Trig Discipline posted:

hehehehe

aahahahahehehehehe

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

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i did also see ha-ha

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

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Cosmo Clock 21 posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selective_eating_disorder

this is some assburgers level bullshit right here

i hate Hate HATE picky eaters

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fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

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Yodzilla posted:

similarly my gf's cousin used to only eat pretzels, hotdogs, fries and ketchup. he developed scurvy

serves that motherfucker right imo

i imagine he's changed his diet since then?

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