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Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Sham bam bamina! posted:

good lord superhero comics are the worst

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Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

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Buglord
Slacker David Wong beheads a zombie skinhead with an axe and asks whether an axe that had its handle and head replaced over time is still the same axe.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

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Buglord

theflyingexecutive posted:

a good book and a p good movie

yeah




In 2000, Snowball.com purchased an E-federation called the Internet Wrestling Organization (IWO).[49] Since Snowball owned both IWO and IGN, IWO would go on to become IGN's first official E-Fed, even doing a column on the website. IGN For Men: This section officially closed down on October 2, 2001. It is no longer updated. IGN has sites such as IGN Stars and AskMen.com that fulfill much of the function of the old IGN For Men site. IGN Wrestling met its end in early 2002, when many of the staff departed. Interviews with professional wrestling personalities and coverage of wrestling games has been folded into IGN Sports, currently headed by Jon Robinson. IGN Sci-Fi: Largely dead since 2002, this section of the site included movie news, comic book reviews, anime coverage and other associated items. It has since been discontinued. The site, SciFI.ign.com, now redirects to the recently created SciFiBrain.ign.com, which covers some of the content of the old Sci-Fi site.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Sagebrush posted:



i mean hell you don't even need a true artist, you just need someone who knows a little color theory and recognizes that computers can show more than 4096 colors these days

theres your problem right there

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

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Buglord
It portrays a variety of sexual activities, including "oral sex, anal sex, group sex, masturbation, voyeurism, double penetration, inter-racial (literally), bestiality (although generally with an animal possessing intelligence), mild sado-masochism, homosexuality (female, in every issue; male, just in the last issue), exhibitionism, sex with any number of devices, necrophilia (or sex with a ghost, anyway), prostitution, and every single position and combination imaginable, including some that were only possible in micro-gravity".[1]

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

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Buglord
One writer remarked that "When Mickey Mouse sits down to tap out his memoirs, we bet the title page will be set in Waltograph."[2] Like the informal font Comic Sans, Waltograph gets rave reviews from many, but not all audiences.[3] [4]

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

would

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

RZApublican posted:

and now from our friends at Wiktionary

Twerk it! *sells newspapers on the streetcorner during the depression*

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

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Buglord
Concept[edit source | editbeta]

The cartoon was the only one at the time produced entirely in the United States. It used a combination of Macromedia Flash and traditional cel animation.[3] Each program was 30 minutes long (with commercials) and featured three seven-minute segments that borrow inspiration from Japanese animation.[4]

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Improbable Lobster posted:

Concept[edit source | editbeta]

The cartoon was the only one at the time produced entirely in the United States. It used a combination of Macromedia Flash and traditional cel animation.[3] Each program was 30 minutes long (with commercials) and featured three seven-minute segments that borrow inspiration from Japanese animation.[4]

ban this sick anime filth

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
Harvester contains various scenes of violence and gore; implied sexual intercourse, masturbation and S&M; murder; suicide; child abuse; profanity; cannibalism; prostitution; pedophilia; molestation, arson, theft, serial killing; geronticide, vandalism, sexually transmitted diseases; and stereotypes of homosexuals, Native Americans, Italians, and others. This caused controversy when the game was first announced, as early as 1994 at that year's Consumer Electronics Show (CES). At the time, several television news programs like CBS Evening News and NBC Nightly News included the (supposedly upcoming) new game in stories focusing on the link between video games and violence, as well as the need for a more established rating system.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Suspicious Dish posted:

i see youre enjoying the new "retsu prae". what do you think?

you always were a kidder Suspicious Dish

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

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Buglord
There was a small incident over the phone in 2002, involving a Martial Arts school in downtown Flushing, NY. The issue was the use of the name, "Wu-Tang", and its coincidental location near New York City. The school specializes in Traditional Chinese Martial Arts, involving the Wu-Tang System, and connected with other Wu-Tang Schools throughout the world. The issue was resolved over the phone, and no physical contact was made. The Clan's intentions are not known, as they contacted the school, but the school has been established for over 20 years, well before the start of the Wu-Tang Clan.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

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Buglord
In 2003, Fabio launched a clothing line at Sam's Club Division of WalMart.[citation needed] The line was casual wear for women. Prior to his clothing line, he wrote a fitness book and created a work-out video called Fabio Fitness.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
Curse of Ham[edit]
Further information: Curse of Ham

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

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Buglord
A randoseru (ランドセル?) is a firm-sided backpack made of stitched firm leather or leather-like synthetic material, most commonly used in Japan by elementary schoolchildren. Traditionally it is given to a child upon beginning his or her first year of school. The term is a borrowed word from the Dutch "ransel" meaning "backpack", a clue to its origins nearly 200 years ago as used in the Netherlands.[1]

a child's backpack BUT IN JAPAN

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

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Buglord
check out my bird sex hat

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Sham bam bamina! posted:

btw what is it with anime and horrible loving titles? and don't tell me that it's because they're originally japanese because this poo poo would be incoherent in any language

theres so many that all the good titles were used up

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

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Buglord

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
CASA supports the Progressive Agriculture Safety Days[13] in Canada. This hands-on, fun, and educational program has helped children across Canada learn about dangers and potential deadly outcomes of unsafe behaviour on the farm.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

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Buglord
Solutions Backwards Initiative[edit]
The Solutions Backwards Initiative is a group of students, professors, and IT specialists who devise, and succeed, in sending information back through time. The information sent back is theorized to be the websites that are connected to Year Zero. However, the data they send back through time gets somewhat corrupted, causing the garbled appearance of all of the sites in the Year Zero universe.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

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Buglord

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
On the episode of The Big Bang Theory called “The Nerdvana Annihilation,” Leonard Hofstadter and his friends chipped in to buy an original time machine prop from the 1960 film classic The Time Machine. None in the group was more excited about the purchase than Sheldon Cooper, who seemed to think he was the only one able to grasp the full possibilities of owning such a unique piece of memorabilia. His viewpoint changed drastically though, after he experienced a series of episode-ending dreams, all featuring the infamous cannibalistic Morlock species from the classic H.G. Wells book.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

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Buglord
While at first confusing, this is deceptive, as many of the elements are logical in hindsight. The visual style of this segment was heavily influenced by the music video for A-Ha's "Take on Me."[2]

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

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Buglord
At the age of 18, Jane graduated from Lawndale High and was accepted by Boston Fine Arts College into the midterm freshman class. Because the show ended before Jane actually began attending the college, her current status is ultimately unknown, but it is assumed that she still attends the college, socializing with Daria, who attends a college in the same city, on her free weekends. Whether she achieved her possibly facetious stated goal of losing her virginity at "11a.m., move-in day" at college (Boston Fine Arts College) remains unknown.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

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Buglord
Brinke Stevens and Michelle Bauer play sexy Tri-Delta sorority pledges who are constantly being followed and spied on by three nerdy frat boys. In particular, they are watched during a long, erotic shower sequence as well as a secret hazing ritual where the girls receive a humiliating spanking with a sorority paddle. This proved to be one of the best spanking scenes in mainstream film and helped the film to become a cult favorite.[citation needed]

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

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Buglord

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
The N64 version was praised by IGN, specifically on its gameplay and sound. Comically, they wrote "In addition to your standard bouncing balls, Glover – being a magician of sorts, also possesses the ability to transform his balls!". They praised the sound saying "Cute and cuddly, but it works. Music fits each level perfectly. High-tension, moody tunes fill the "Fear" levels, whereas earlier levels are considerably more cheery and colorful."[7] GameSpot added "If you have a lot of patience and like challenge in your games, you may get a lot of gameplay out of this title."[8]

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

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Buglord
Princess Devilotte de DeathSatan IX, better known as just Devilotte (sometimes spelled Devilot), is a character from the fighting game Cyberbots: Fullmetal Madness.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

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Buglord

Lutha Mahtin posted:

are all the brian herbert dune stories that stupid?

yeah

On the planet of Poritrin, Norma Cenva leaves the world just in time to avoid a slave uprising during which a slave, unaware of the consequences, fires a lasgun into a Holtzman personal shield. The resulting explosion wipes out Tio Holtzman's labs; the slave revolt is eventually brutally crushed. Meanwhile Norma, due to her heritage as daughter of the main Sorceress of Rossak Zufa Cenva, finally taps into her latent powers under great pressure (precipitated by her capture and subsequent torture by the Titan Xerxes) to become the spearhead of humanity. She envisions a future in which massive ships transport goods and humans instantaneously across the universe, using the Holtzman effect to fold space. Norma's ships are the first of what will later be known as heighliners, and her family uses their monopoly on such travel to found the Spacing Guild.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

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Buglord

Dead Inside Darwin posted:

Gravity has been historically defined as the mass between two objects. (TOS: "Operation -- Annihilate!")

don't post my lovelife

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

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Buglord

Sagebrush posted:

i'm not really sure if mpb is a gimmick or an unmedicated schizophrenic, but i think the best way to react to its posting is to just let it pass through you without interaction, like a neutrino.

posts are the mind killer

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

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Buglord
Alright, this is a serious issue: (for the tiny, tiny sliver of people who would ever see this page) Should the Futanari page contain pornographic links? I have contributed to this article because I like Futanari as much as the next pervert, (I did the 4 Jan 2005 edits) but I don't feel that Wikipedia, wonderful font of information that it is, should be used as a search engine for exotic porn simply because it is expansive enough to contain definitions of terms found in exotic porn. Pornographic links have been removed from this page before, but I'm not about to be the one to do it again unless I get some positive feedback on this. Comments?

Also, somebody removed the term 'hermies'; frankly I'm glad of this because the name creeps me out and I've never heard it before. Who took it out and what was your reason? —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 141.165.46.236 (talk • contribs) 22:12, 12 February 2005.

Shut the gently caress up, tenks I know you edited that here.—The preceding unsigned comment was added by 69.208.127.238 (talk • contribs) 01:13, 26 May 2005.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

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Buglord
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_u18_BKczg

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

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Buglord

Carthag posted:

5 until the stupid biofags poo poo at the end, then its 1

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

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Buglord
When put under physical strain, they appear to perspire a chocolaty milk, suggesting the chocolate seemingly poured on top of them is actually a bodily secretion process, perhaps for the purpose of heat insulation and for protection from ultraviolet radiation, as the flavanoids in chocolate significantly reduce the effect of UV on the skin.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

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Buglord

FrozenVent posted:

is this some anime poo poo?

adventure time wikia is the lowest hanging fruit

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

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Buglord
In the late 1980s, activists in the Social Democratic Party re-cut a video interview with the Right Hon David Owen MP (now Lord Owen) in Max Headroom style, presumably in the hope of attracting the interest of young voters.

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Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

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"…you can play some of the offerings from closed beta folks, who've come up with some really bizarre entries like this terrible take on Mario Kart and this brûlée caramelizing Sim. You can also design your own games for the general populace to partake of, enjoy and never, ever pay you for." [2]

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